Out Of Context Quotes

Discuss everything else here

Moderator: ArcWolf

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

I just hit him up like “Hey, how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great, thanks for asking, here’s $7,000.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
CyberDragon
Moderator
Posts: 3605
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:41 am
Location: The Depths of Cyberspace

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by CyberDragon »

"Here, let me just unplug my pants."
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto

Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!

User avatar
TheSilverFox51
Posts: 280
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:47 pm
Location: The Planes of Oblivion

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by TheSilverFox51 »

No, this is my child and I must protect it at all costs, keep it above the water so that I can take a sip, after this fall has taken place.
Allons-y

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

Whether your life is long or short, what comes after's the same length for ever'body...

User avatar
CyberDragon
Moderator
Posts: 3605
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:41 am
Location: The Depths of Cyberspace

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by CyberDragon »

"How to survive a freestyle rap battle."
"Introduce the element of Trumpet."
"Yes, you pull out your surprise trumpet."
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto

Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

"In other news today, all of LA was destroyed after two Katana wielding individuals got into an argument about muffins."
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
CyberDragon
Moderator
Posts: 3605
Joined: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:41 am
Location: The Depths of Cyberspace

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by CyberDragon »

"Your mother is flying a forest through a time vortex!"
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto

Game Master for Beacon of Hope. The one and only superhero RP! Join here!

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

"Picture magical girls that are actually soda cans, and... okay, it still makes no sense."
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

User avatar
D-Rock
Moderator
Posts: 7440
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:25 am
Location: Texas
Contact:

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by D-Rock »

"Just according to cake."

(Translator's Note: "Cake" means "Keikaku")

(Translator's Note: "Keikaku" means "Plan")
Faith doesn't change circumstances. Faith changes me.
Image
Image

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“I really think a whale would solve all of our problems right now.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

"Life is just a bowl … and we're all duckpins!"

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“I have a party to throw, and someone to throw it at.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
TheSilverFox51
Posts: 280
Joined: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:47 pm
Location: The Planes of Oblivion

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by TheSilverFox51 »

"The eye lump is versatile."
Allons-y

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“A life catching fish might seem idyllic, but do you think you're ever going to eat them? Have a little fish-fry and hang out on the beach with all your pals? NO. The moment your inventory's full, it's straight down to the Pawn Shop to flog the lot! “Oh thank you for this thoughtful gift of a lovely sofa, Goose Woman. Doesn't go with my place, but it would look just perfect at the Pawn Shop!” “Oh what a beautiful butterfly, the morning dew beaming like perfect jewel, multicolored— don't care! Pawn Shop!” Gimme my bells, I'm in deep with the raccoon mob!”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“But along the way, you’ll meet ghost dads, well meaning death machines, raisin monks, extreme sliding, aggressive rocks, climate change, the color blue, somewhere, over the rainb-oh, Claritin Clear, yes yes yes yes yes yes, physics, selfies, sick beats, real love, major tests of murder, echo echo echo yyyyyyeah, real woman hours, beesechurger, sugar daddies, reverse cougars, stressful music, delicious nutritious sand, beefy boys, vape nation, professional vegans, Rosco the ladies man, animal cruelty, falling, dying, crying, and becoming one with nature.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
FlanDab
Posts: 54
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:46 am
Location: The In-Between of the Filverse and Earth

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by FlanDab »

Not exact quote.
"Apparently, the god of time is a stump."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a word can paint a thousand pictures."
Pierre - 0047ab | Wazan - FF0040

May I interest you in my RP, the Imaginarium?

User avatar
Gameb18oy
Game Master
Posts: 1521
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:54 am

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Gameb18oy »

Leslie, I typed your symptoms in, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

User avatar
D-Rock
Moderator
Posts: 7440
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:25 am
Location: Texas
Contact:

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by D-Rock »

"This just in;

Beverly Hills, 90210
Cleveland Browns, 3"
Faith doesn't change circumstances. Faith changes me.
Image
Image

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“I don’t really want to go out there with the barbarian Snu Snu the ax queen just hanging out there, but not much option.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

Eat balloons rhino! Your natural enemy.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
Gameb18oy
Game Master
Posts: 1521
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:54 am

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Gameb18oy »

... Drake, where’s the door hole?

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“I get to pay someone a bunch of cash to make LGBTQ 1950s power ranger werewolves and elves and write a game about fighting a space nazi.“
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
Saturn381
Posts: 4674
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:03 pm
Location: Clifton Forge, VA

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Saturn381 »

"GO BACK TO YOUR HOME!"
Image

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

If someone with one arm speaks in sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

There's a chance. No, silly, over there.

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“Wakey wakey, eggs and dead people.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

"They're called "leaves" because eventually they leave the tree, silly."

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

(just because yours sounds like something he would say...)
"I shoulda known! I wish I was as smart as you, Falls."
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

(I'm flattered.) "We called him tortoise because he taught us ... although he didn't teach us much."

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

(o.0 why? sounding enough like falstaff that a truck quote matches isn't a compliment...)

“Tentacle with some octopus thrown in!”
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

"Take compliments where you find them even if you mistake them."

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“Of course the stabby weasel is a chainsaw.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

Eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be.

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“I’m thankful for two things: violence and haircare.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

If life hands you lemons, it's trying to tell you you're a sourpuss.

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

NHWestoN wrote:If life hands you lemons, it's trying to tell you you're a sourpuss.
"Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

NHWestoN
Posts: 11380
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:09 pm
Location: North of Boston Boy

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by NHWestoN »

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness, although both may have highly inflammatory consequences.

User avatar
Legotron123
Posts: 3912
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:54 pm
Location: Colorado, missing Michigan

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Legotron123 »

“Somehow your personality did a complete 180 and is STILL useless to us!”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

User avatar
Buster
Game Master
Posts: 5251
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:26 pm
Location: Σ Disturbing Exploding Face

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by Buster »

"I would like to think that is because I present myself in a very clear and consistent manner. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to scare some people who are just trying to help me, and then go fight monsters and robots from the future. FREELANCER POWERS ACTIVATE!"
June wrote:"I don't think I've tried board games. are they tasty?"
Characters

User avatar
D-Rock
Moderator
Posts: 7440
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:25 am
Location: Texas
Contact:

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Post by D-Rock »

"Holy cow, is that a crying sandwich over there? Those are my favorite kind."
Faith doesn't change circumstances. Faith changes me.
Image
Image

Post Reply