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Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 6:26 pm
by NHWestoN
The library staff requests patrons desist from using salamanders as bookmarks.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:03 am
by CyberDragon
I suppose part of joining any new household is discovering which family members need to be kept from escaping.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 6:52 am
by Hlaoroo
"What a beauty! That smooshed-in face, those bulging eyes! She's like... An angel!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 7:14 am
by NHWestoN
The question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full ... the question is "Are you gonna drink that nasty stuff?"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 10:26 pm
by Legotron123
“We were so busy getting cake, we forgot about saving the world!”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 6:57 pm
by NHWestoN
"If life hands you lemons, make compost."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:08 pm
by Buster
"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 12:49 am
by D-Rock
"I don't know if I'm going to make it, guys, I'm covered in goo..."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 1:05 am
by TheSilverFox51
"Are you giving her a power tool?"
"No! ... I'm helping her USE a power tool."
Also, Buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPtb5sSbN0

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 7:07 pm
by NHWestoN
I'm not babbling. I'm other-grammatical alt-syntactic !

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 4:16 am
by Legotron123
“Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:07 pm
by Saturn381
"You can't be fat if you have no fat."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:14 pm
by Legotron123
"Uh, yeah, you've got cars now; they're super awesome. Here's the keys and your ranger powers, byyyye!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 3:38 pm
by NHWestoN
At this time, there is no major culture in which concrete features in the national cuisine.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 5:28 pm
by Legotron123
In the ensuing peace, Estonia rules over Brazil, Finland rules over North Africa, Sweden became fascist, New Zealand still controls Australia, and North America is now controlled by "the Delawarian Empire."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 5:30 pm
by NHWestoN
.... and they say it all began with a pie fight.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 10:27 pm
by TheSilverFox51
Treasure is the greatest treasure of all, that's why it's called treasure.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 10:46 pm
by Legotron123
“We need to start drafting sheep.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 11:00 am
by NHWestoN
"Englitch are a funny Lankuage. First you chop a tree down. Then you chop it up."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 1:52 pm
by Legotron123
“It’s a good thing I’m so buff, or that fall would’ve killed me.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 11:19 am
by Vanice
"Suit induced egg renderings always makes me a little peckish"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 3:24 pm
by Legotron123
“Dispatch, this is Johnson! Not only did I not apprehend the criminals, but I immediately crashed my car! I deserve a promotion! Please respond.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:30 am
by NHWestoN
it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than the eye of the tiger...

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:28 pm
by Legotron123
“What’s the opposite of a nerd? Exactly, a German Field Marshall.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 1:22 am
by Legotron123
It’s been long enough for a double post, soooooooo.........
Pumpkin Rapper was instrumental in the downfall of the human race.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 4:40 pm
by TheSilverFox51
"Immediately, I was like, is that safe? And they were like of course not, what a stupid question."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 12:38 am
by Vanice
"What have you done to them? They've all turned into Richard!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:08 pm
by Legotron123
“The Evil Pizza’s were no match for a simple stoplight.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:31 pm
by NHWestoN
Everything's gotta be somewhere, only nothing is nowhere.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:22 pm
by Buster
"I really need to stop doing that thing where I gloat and explain exactly what you need to do to stop me..."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:56 am
by Legotron123
“The more I see Team Galactic, the more I think, real energy companies should do this. If Shell started calling themselves “Team Shell” and got matching hairdos and started talking about catching god’s, no one would care about oil drilling scandals.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:21 pm
by NHWestoN
Cows don't give milk; they let us take it so we won't suspect where the bovine gold horde is located.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:00 pm
by TheSilverFox51
They objected to my hobby of collecting their heads.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:01 am
by IanDenter
"Why don't you ever trust me with the kids? I'm good at quieting them."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:39 pm
by Legotron123
“You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan, I made up the plan, it's MY plan. What I don't know is how close you are to ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:23 am
by IanDenter
"When in doubt you're going to reach it, just know that others weren't able to as well."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:56 pm
by TheSilverFox51
"Ya know what I hate about The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness."
"Who named all these things?"
"That guy over there, The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:51 pm
by NHWestoN
Why are politicians like octopuses? When endangered, both disappear in clouds of ink and gas.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:47 pm
by TheSilverFox51
Also, they have a bar, that's all the motivation we need.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:41 am
by IanDenter
"With this camera, I can shoot the kids and frame the in-laws."