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“I am interested in hearing more about this religion where God is a giant gestalt robot.”
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"I don't think much of a man's religion if his dog and cat ain't the better for it." A. Lincoln, Housepets fan.

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“I’m being controlled by a magical butterfly,” she reminds them. “Frankly, it’s a miracle that my motives make as much sense as they do.”
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There is a tide which, taken at its height, just smashes the sweet everlovin' outta everything....!

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I don't know, I'm Jose Conseco.
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“Mullet power, ACTIVATE!!!”
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The deeper in the woods you go, the more nuts you find.

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"Ninjas understand quantum mechanics far better than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation."
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"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
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Things to do:
1.Lay an egg.
2.Get a chicken suit.
3.Be a bunny. :)
4.Go find a nest to sit on! >:D
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“And you need to do it before you enter the next stage of sleep deprivation, which is transformation into Jeff Goldblum!”
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"Flying fish board their luggage last.

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“Great, maybe someday you’ll act like a person instead of a jar of condiments.”
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As of March, armadilloes can no longer be substituted for bowling balls even if prior written agreement has been obtained.

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“Okay, so enough of the big scary monsters and the whole ‘world in peril’ nonsense, let’s get back to that exciting teenage angst.”
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"You will fear my laser-face!"
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"Who doesn't want a little fillet of slime-head?"
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Somewhere over the rainbow is severe air pollution.

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"I'm referring to the six-story-tall fireballs like that one, right there! Now, could that happen to me in the kitchen or something?"
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“Have you tried smacking the thing with a key? That tends to work guys.”
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What are carrots but orange snakes?
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“To be fair… he has a point. Who wouldn’t want a giant fish person shouting positive things at them?”
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The pinochle game pretty much stopped when Captain Hook's turn to deal came.

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"Throw puppies at a problem and the problem may not disappear, but who cares? There will be puppies!"
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*gunshots and sirens*
"How do you accidentally rob a bank?!"
"I don't know! It happened so fast!"
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“It’s a trap! She used the child safety locks! But we are neither children, nor safe!”
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It’s been long enough for Double posting to be okay, so that’s what I’m doing.
“Can we make the Red Ranger look like the Hulk? Probably not, but we’re going to try!”
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If double-posting survives, then the door is thrown open for the menace of combat muskrats.

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Toei has been like a dad, pushing Saban on a Power Rangers bike with training wheels, then the wheels came off and Disney hopped on the bike, rode it to NZ and crashed it in a slow-mo kalishsplosion, Saban picked up the parts and tried to ride it again but it doesn’t ride the same. Bandai America gave it a bad paint job and missing details. Hasbro comes along in an Optimus Prime truck and says “come aboard...”
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could the person who left their legs at security... please... not do that anymore its creepy.
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“HE'S CODING. GET ME A BOX OF KITTENS, STAT!”
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During the infant and adolescent stages, the American wolverines reaches the alter of its capability to master the trombone.

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“Yes, it was realized that prepubescent girls are a large untapped energy preserve that can be used to combat entropy.”
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:D "THE NEWEST GAME IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE FRANCHISES! METAL GEAR! I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW! I hope Konami can do Kojima proud now that he's not making these games anymore. Can't wait to play it!"

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:cry: "Everything Kojima did, he did for the games. He sacrificed his characters and his gameplay for his Metal Gear. He was a real hero. He was a true...Game Director!"


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"Dude, i found a Swarf!"
"Swarf?"
"Whoops, typo."
"No, dude ~ where did you find it?"
"Huh?"
"I like those little blue dudes."
"That's a Smurf."
"Eh?"
"I'm talking about the chubby bearded dudes that drink beer all day."
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“I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AN INTIMIDATING NUMBER OF ORPHANS. I SETTLED ON FIVE.“
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"There is a distinct possibility that we might not blow anything up. But if we do, then it shall be done in the most discrete possible style."
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"I also accidentally discovered the inner chipmunk sanctum. No mortal should gaze upon this for too long."
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Sea slugs can be repelled by cranberry juice or puns.

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