Housepets' Got Talent

JackeyAmmy21 · Post by **JackeyAmmy21** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:29 am

If the Housepets cast participated in the reality show America's Got Talent (or the version you like to call it).
What do you think which acts would be present? By who? And who would win?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:05 pm

I know that a few would definitely sing and they would be quite good at it as I imagine some would have a really great voice. The ones I think would sing are Sasha, Terrence, Rex, Boris, Yeltsin, Devo, Pit, Natalie and Ink.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat May 23, 2020 8:58 pm

I think joey and his girlfriend would enter as a pair, but they would do something different. Maybe half dance with a lot of costume changes. Like theres an partial wall and it would be a medley of songs that Squeak sings and Joey changes for every theme.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 1:24 am

If Fox were to enter and I'm not saying he would because he doesn't like to bring much attention to himself, I think if he was good at martial arts he would do that.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun May 24, 2020 1:50 pm

I could see fox doing some kinda demonstration or something like that. The real question is would it be any kind of successful?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 5:47 pm

Not sure but all of a sudden I think of Kevin wanting to secretly be a cowboy and trying his hand at riding a mechanical bull.

...Only for him to get sent flying into a large mud pit. XD

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun May 24, 2020 5:56 pm

Oh! do you think he would "train" with like, bailey before hand? get into some kinda shenanigans before going on the stage only to fail miserably?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 6:01 pm

I didn't before but now I do.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun May 24, 2020 6:17 pm

I think Bino would try to do magic. But like, High level illusions that are a complete failure with duchess as a bad assistant.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 24, 2020 10:59 pm

Heck. Duchess would probably get fed up and throw something at him.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Mon May 25, 2020 8:30 am

What do you think peanut would do? I want to say it would be an original play, but I also think he'd try to do something where grape has to be his assistant.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2020 2:07 pm

I'm pretty sure that Peanut would try to animate one of the panels from the comic that he does to show off his skills with Grape playing another character.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 25, 2020 3:59 pm

Joey and Squeak do a ventriloquist act. Guess who plays the dummy?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon May 25, 2020 10:39 pm

I'm sure Bino would make a comment that Joey already is a dummy.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Tue May 26, 2020 7:27 am

Oh, Maybe peanut goes low Tech and makes a giant flip book that looks great if he uses it right, but he just can't for some reason. Maybe its too big, too much content for the story he's trying to tell.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:17 pm

Admittedly when I first saw that your idea for a talent act for Peanut was a giant flip book, this is where my mind went to.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Tue May 26, 2020 3:21 pm

You know what? I can see it. Why not ~

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:33 am

Sasha does Rachmaninov on the piano while Kevin accompanies her on the kazoo.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:45 am

I expect that Kevin on the kazoo will be really off-key while Sasha nails it.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:54 pm

Kevin somehow gets a single harmonica note out of it no matter what he does.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:34 pm

Well that is one more than many people think he could get out of it.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:54 am

JayBarker wrote: ↑Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:54 pm Kevin somehow gets a single harmonica note out of it no matter what he does.

They could do that jazz classic "Johnny One-Note" ... or "The One-Note Samba" ... or ... okay. Right. I'm finished. Sorry.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:31 pm

I could imagine one of the tough guys in the neighborhood after Rex like Boris or Yeltsin doing tap-dancing. Heck, maybe they do it together as a double act.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:25 am

Jazz Quintet!! Rex on Trumpet, Yeltsin on Sax and clarinet, Boris on drums, Duchess on the vibes, and Sabrina on the vocals. Dave Brubeck, call your office!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:45 pm

Mungo goes and pulls an Evel Knievel like stunt and drives a car through flaming hoops which explode and he makes it safely to the other side and gets out as the car bursts into flames.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:15 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:45 pm Mungo goes and pulls an Evel Knievel like stunt and drives a car through flaming hoops which explode and he makes it safely to the other side and gets out as the car bursts into flames.

Wow! Hope Sasha's not on the pit crew!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:49 am

I'm sure Mungo knows enough a bout what he is doing that Sasha being on the oit crew wouldn't cause any catastrophic events to happen.

Hopefully.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:11 pm

Rex and Yeltsin have been trying to work up the old Abbott and Costello "Who's on First" routine but they keep mixing up the roles.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:46 pm

I can see how that would be a problem. Maybe they should get Sten and try the Three Stooges.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:26 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:46 pm I can see how that would be a problem. Maybe they should get Sten and try the Three Stooges.

Or "Animaniacs".

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:20 pm

Then in that case they would need a female and I don't think anybody would be that interested.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:01 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:20 pm Then in that case they would need a female and I don't think anybody would be that interested.

Maybe Squeak?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:58 pm

Since Bruno likes to cuddle and I think by now it can be with anybody and not just Bino, that could be a talent for her. Since it actually WAS used as a talent on AGT.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:15 pm

Lois discovers that an unexpected bonus of being a wild cat is an amazing soprano range.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:14 pm

It's SUCH a good range that all of the unnamed female cats in the neighborhood (and Grape) rush at her to cuddle her with love. <3

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:14 pm It's SUCH a good range that all of the unnamed female cats in the neighborhood (and Grape) rush at her to cuddle her with love. <3

... and all the ferals duck under their beds. Except for Bruno, of course. She breaks into a little softshoe dance.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:22 pm

I actually think that Lester would be very good at slam poetry.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 7:28 am

I think lester would think it was normal poetry before devolving into a rant about pop culture not embracing his niche hobbies, and when they do they ruin it.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:42 am

Joey is auditioning for "The Masked Singer." You can probably guess what his costume is.......

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 2:48 pm

I bet Bino would try something that was highly dangerous and might cause a lot of property damage.

We all know what will happen after though. LOL