Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:40 pm

Bino decides to increase his coolness by taking skydiving lessons.

It ends with him breaking every single bone in his body and an infuriated Jeff ranting about the vet bills.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:17 pm

Boris wants to go back to school and get a diploma.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:30 pm

Not only that but he not only is able to, but he succeeds and graduates at the top of his class.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:03 pm

Discount Jack plots to supplement his meagre salary with a little after-hours pilfering but only manages to knock over a bunch of heavy boxes and knock himself out. In his "altered consciousness", he is visited by Cerberus and Eudoant who warn him of the consequences of continuing his nefarious ways. However, after getting to know Jack, the three-headed dog and four-eared deer reflect on Jack's "management potential" in their respective realms.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:30 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:03 pm four-eared deer

So THAT'S what Eudoant's species is!
To be honest, I didn't know they had a species.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:23 am

I'm not sure that IS a species since sometimes Weston just likes to be a bit imaginative when he posts on the forum.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:42 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm not sure that IS a species since sometimes Weston just likes to be a bit imaginative when he posts on the forum.

Amaz is right - I don't want to sound authoritative. It's just that Eudoant looks like a deer according to his resemblance to other cervid characters Rick has drawn for other comics. Actually, Eudoant's depiction strikes me as a fairly original creation compared to some of the other Infernals depicted in Pandemonium (Minotaurs, mini-dragons, T-Rexs, etc.). Didn't mean to mislead you, Fireworks.

And, since this is the "Arcs that would never happen" thread, I think Eudoant deserves a return call. In a way, as an Infernal, he seems to mirror the role of Cerberus among the Celestials, and a storyline which has the two of them interacting as "frenemies" could be fun. Say, cooperating in pursuit of our Li'l Dino-Demon who is still loose in the terrestrial world. Or the two of them involved in a Job-like wager over the future of one of our heroes (Grape, Tarot, Zach, or King) or not-so-heroes (Bino, Duchess, Cory). Hey, even bring back Daisy for that role...

This thread is still "Arc that would NEVER happen", right ...... ?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:13 pm

Or instead of them working together, Cerberus and Eudoant could be actively working against each other and trying to get the dino demon contained before he can do anything that is catastrophic that is irreversible but they detest each other so much that they can't bear to let the other Celestial win despite the stakes and it ends with them failing MISERABLY.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:34 pm

That sounds like a fun plot, too.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:32 pm

Res comes to Babylon Gardens to see his crush, Maxwell.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 2:15 am

That would definitely be a turn for the books. Res has a crush on Maxwell. I wonder how Grape would take it?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:01 pm

THAT would make for a wild arc!!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:49 pm

I’ve wondered what it would be like if someone else showed an interest in Max. Max seems to be okay with Grape swooning of muscled guys and seems to now accept her relationship with Peanut. I’d kind of like to see how Grape would react should the roles be reversed.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:37 pm

I would be hoping that Grape will be fine with it the same way Max is with her blushing and squeeing over handsome and buff men that cross her path.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:12 pm

I think it would depend on who showed an interest in Max, Grape would probably be more open to a relationship with someone like Sabrina or a Tarot then she would with Res. If’s sure that Grape would come around and accept their love eventually, but it might take her a little bit longer.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:37 pm

Peanut might probably make her see that their love is true and not to feel upset about it.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 am

Peanut and Grape discover a tennis court and decide to try playing a match.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:33 pm

Falstaff and Truck try to become a pair of handymen--err... handy raccoons and try to fix some broken objects around Jess's treehouse.

It does not end well and Jessica goes right after them as they run for their lives.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:04 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:33 pm Falstaff and Truck try to become a pair of handymen--err... handy raccoons and try to fix some broken objects around Jess's treehouse.

It does not end well and Jessica goes right after them as they run for their lives.

I could see Falstaff doing it as a scam, with Truck following along.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:57 pm

Lets hope that they can tire out Jessica easily regardless.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun May 03, 2020 8:00 am

Grape’s original “parents” (the ones that abandoned her as a kitten) discover that a purple cat could be worth a bit of money. They try to petnap her but are foiled by Peanut, Maxwell, and Tarot.

gator.mcgee · Post by **gator.mcgee** » Sun May 03, 2020 9:38 am

New to the forum and this may have already been posted but I think a great arc would be King's dad coming to Babylon Gardens to find his son(Joel) and make ammends for his hard childhood.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:04 am

If it has been posted I don't see it anywhere but I think there was a variation where he comes and claims that he now "owns" King.

gator.mcgee · Post by **gator.mcgee** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:08 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 11:04 am If it has been posted I don't see it anywhere but I think there was a variation where he comes and claims that he now "owns" King.

That could be a fun read too. I think at some point, King's past will come up in some way or another. Maybe the pets that he ran away with show up.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:09 am

While that would be really cool if it happened, I think some other members pointed out that since it happened when Joel was a child and he was in his early-30s when we first saw him that they might have been long since deceased. But I'm not 100% sure on that.

gator.mcgee · Post by **gator.mcgee** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:12 am

I could see the pets being deceased. The dad could still be alive, though.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:24 am

I think that the dad might show up rather than the pets even though Rick probably doesn't plan on any of those things happening.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue May 05, 2020 3:41 pm

Max and Fido hang out together and swap stories about Bino and Sabrina.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 05, 2020 4:36 pm

Boris and Yeltsin secretly try to get into tag-team wrestling in secret when they become partners with each other.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 05, 2020 9:40 pm

Curious about life as a feline, Lois decides to get some pointers from the cat community at the Yarn Ball. She has some interesting exchanges and sets off a couple of debates.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue May 05, 2020 11:42 pm

Sabrina tries to take up knitting as a hobby but just ends up tangling herself in the yarn.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed May 06, 2020 6:55 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 9:40 pm Curious about life as a feline, Lois decides to get some pointers from the cat community at the Yarn Ball. She has some interesting exchanges and sets off a couple of debates.

As well as tongues wagging among those who aren't aware she's not really a "he".

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed May 06, 2020 11:57 pm

I would pay money to see Grape swoon over her only to be mortified that Lois is a female in a male's body.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 07, 2020 9:32 pm

The Milton ferrets try teleconferencing.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu May 07, 2020 11:00 pm

Cori runs a scam where he sets up a medical office to test different feral animals for any sort of illnesses and gives them fake medication for it at a very moderate price to help cure them.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri May 08, 2020 6:14 am

Jess, of course, shuts him down.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri May 08, 2020 7:57 am

trekkie wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:14 am Jess, of course, shuts him down.

- shuts him down

+ punches him out.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri May 08, 2020 8:24 am

Either, or both, probably both.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri May 08, 2020 3:03 pm

I sort of don't think that Jess will mind at least for the first few days of Cori's scam as long as it doesn't affect her. Once it starts to, then she will put him in his place. Most likely she would also force him to give everybody a refund too.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri May 08, 2020 3:32 pm

She’s shown to be rather hostile to those spreading false hope. She was like that with Zach until she learned that he didn’t condone those actions, either.