Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:33 pm

Max and Fox see the guy, and beat the carp out of him, the guy, however, refuses to say what he did with the pups so they bring in Bailey. The pups are rescued, and the puppynapper runs into prison to get away from Bailey.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:18 pm

Tiger wants pie. There is no pie. He convinces Marvin to help him bake a pie. It ends badly.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:47 pm

Custom Ink decides to start a house-cleaning service and ends up employing Falstaff, Truck, Cori and Kix. The only problem is that nobody wants to hire them!

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:48 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:47 pm Custom Ink decides to start a house-cleaning service and ends up employing Falstaff, Truck, Cori and Kix. The only problem is that nobody wants to hire them!

To be fair, anyone in the neighborhood paying attention would distrust Falstaff, Truck and Corey on sight. Kix maybe not. Ink hasn't been shown to be shady, but she does have a pretty strong fear of the cops.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:49 am

Which is why she wants to go legit but the only problem is nobody will give her a chance!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:19 pm

Jeeves, unbeknownst to all, dreams of playing a Shakespearean king. When the theatre company in the near-by town decides to do King Lear, he aches to try out - but will the ferrets let him take the time off? Or ... will they want to try out, too?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:45 pm

Probably the latter and they will ruin it and get Jeeves blacklisted from being in any production of plays ever. Then they feel bad and make their own production and make Jeeves the star.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:37 pm

Max joins the K9s Jeff throws him a congratulatory party, and Max invites his fellow officers, (as well as Peanut, Sabrina, Grape, Tarot and the Arbelt pets) Duchess is angered that the K9s would dare admit a cat to their ranks and tries to sabotage the party. She is stopped by Bino, who’s finally had enough of her nastiness. Duchess is taken away and the K9s offer Bino another chance.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:15 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:45 pm Probably the latter and they will ruin it and get Jeeves blacklisted from being in any production of plays ever. Then they feel bad and make their own production and make Jeeves the star.

Or Jeeves gets to play King George in the Imaginate-version of Hamilton.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:09 pm

Sasha begins to fall out of love with Kevin and gets feelings for Fox, who has finally moved on and met another dog who likes him named Elena. XD

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:10 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:09 pm Sasha begins to fall out of love with Kevin and gets feelings for Fox, who has finally moved on and met another dog who likes him named Elena. XD

...or Daisy? She can be her real self around him.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:15 pm

Yeah that's true but putting in Elena was a shameless plug. X3

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:13 pm

Discount Jack opens a detective agency and hires Cory and Trinket to commit petty crimes in hope of getting work. Will the K9s catch on??

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:38 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:13 pm Discount Jack opens a detective agency and hires Cory and Trinket to commit petty crimes in hope of getting work. Will the K9s catch on??

Given that trio... Yes, in about 15 minutes. 14 of those being travel time.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 11:05 am

Attempting to learn basic magic trucks, Tarot pulls Zachery out of a hat. The bunny pleads with her not to let Ink hear about it!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 7:01 pm

The Miltons give ALL of their money to charity and now have to slum it as normal pets after they transferred ownership of the ECP to another company that has an animal CEO.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:38 pm

“Blue (Heeler) Thunder”

In a parody of the movie “Blue Thunder,” a shady aircraft corporation develops a highly-advanced, military-grade stealth helicopter and issues it to the River Ridge Police Department for “testing.” In reality they plan to start stirring up trouble to assure the chopper has a chance to show its skills before they start selling them to militaries around the world and other rich entities. The scheme falls apart when a paperwork error results in the chopper accidently being issued to the K-9 Unit. Fox, Mungo, Terrance, and Kevin take it for a joyride that night and get into all kinds of antics, including taking it through a drive-through and trying to juice oranges with the tail rotor, that ends with them trashing the helicopter. Before they crash it into an oncoming train (“That guy came out of nowhere.” “Yes Kevin, because who would expect a train on the train tracks?”) they do manage to (accidently) record the helicopter company execs talking about their big scheme in detail and post the audio online to expose it. The company comes to regret including the “post recordings directly to YouTube” feature for both this reason and finding out that few online personalities have a budget of $10 million for the purchase of military helicopters, ruining their business model to the point they have to sell out to a bunch of crazy ferrets.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:57 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:38 pm “Blue (Heeler) Thunder”

In a parody of the movie “Blue Thunder,” a shady aircraft corporation develops a highly-advanced, military-grade stealth helicopter and issues it to the River Ridge Police Department for “testing.” In reality they plan to start stirring up trouble to assure the chopper has a chance to show its skills before they start selling them to militaries around the world and other rich entities. The scheme falls apart when a paperwork error results in the chopper accidently being issued to the K-9 Unit. Fox, Mungo, Terrance, and Kevin take it for a joyride that night and get into all kinds of antics, including taking it through a drive-through and trying to juice oranges with the tail rotor, that ends with them trashing the helicopter. Before they crash it into an oncoming train (“That guy came out of nowhere.” “Yes Kevin, because who would expect a train on the train tracks?”) they do manage to (accidently) record the helicopter company execs talking about their big scheme in detail and post the audio online to expose it. The company comes to regret including the “post recordings directly to YouTube” feature for both this reason and finding out that few online personalities have a budget of $10 million for the purchase of military helicopters, ruining their business model to the point they have to sell out to a bunch of crazy ferrets.

That...ACTUALLY sounds cool!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:16 pm

I definitely wouldn't mind seeing something like that because it definitely would be great!

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:48 am

After some unexplained timey-wimey stuff, Marion flashes forward several years. He finds out quickly that he and Lois are married and are working in some capacity for the ferrets, but he also has a couple unexplained squirrel kids.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:20 am

Marion: “So how do-“
Future Marion: “Less you know, the better.”
Marion: “Yeah, kinda figured-“
Future Marion: “We read the same comics, they might blip out of existence if I tell you.”
Marion: “...oh, that’s what you meant.”

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 3:14 pm

D-Rock wrote: ↑Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:20 am Marion: “So how do-“
Future Marion: “Less you know, the better.”
Marion: “Yeah, kinda figured-“
Future Marion: “We read the same comics, they might blip out of existence if I tell you.”
Marion: “...oh, that’s what you meant.”

Future Lois: <Enters the room, distracted by something on her tablet> "Marion, did you..." <Looks up to see two Marions> "What... Oh, no."
Future Marion: "I told you I time traveled"
Future Lois: "So that mean...."
Future Marion: "Yup, and the other stuff, too."
Future Lois; <Takes off her glasses and pinches the bridge of her nose> "Cod almighty, I wonder if the zoo still needs a bobcat?"
Marion: "I am so confused..."

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 4:21 pm

If you really want to throw Marion for a loop, make some of the squirrel kids look like any other squirrels you'd see outside (Marion seems pretty unique in being a gray squirrel), but one of them has Lois' patterns.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:28 pm

Mungo finds a female dog and falls in love with her and she becomes his girlfriend. Fox becomes very jealous and wants to split them up.

We know this won't happen because then Rick can't tease them anymore. LOL

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:19 am

Marion has won a trip to Europe - Problem: he won it when he was human and all his documents show him as a people. Problem!

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:07 am

Sofhia, who legitimately cares for Thomas, is finally fed up with him and decides to return the the middle east. At the last moment, he realizes that she is really the love of his life and joins her.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:21 pm

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:07 am Sofhia, who legitimately cares for Thomas, is finally fed up with him and decides to return the the middle east.

You mean she 'gets the hump' with him?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:20 pm

Grape's ego becomes so over-inflated at being a good actress during her and Peanut's Imaginate! sessions that she tries to become an actual actress but ends up crashing and burning HARD.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:42 am

Tarot and Sabrina accidentally conjures up Eudoant who does not want to be on earth visible. The four-eared Infernal hides out at Jessica's treehouse where Craig convinces himself their green-eyed guest might change him back to semi-divinity. Complications ensue involving Peanut, Cerberus, Lois, Marion, Duchess, Itzuki, Zach, Marvin, Natalie, Skip the Hawk, Cathy from the reptile house, and (of course) Great Kitsune.

Don't conjure ... ever!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:09 pm

Kix finds out about the origin of her kits and Craig managed to convince her to turn against Kitsune and help him try to regain is Celestial form.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:45 am

An alternate spin on the above after an incident mocking his squirrelly status Marion becomes bound and determined that no matter what the cost he's going to regain his humanity "no ifs, ands, or buts." As a lesson the Great Kitsune shows him a "glimpse" of a future where he'll find a way to do just that. Squirrel Marion finds his future self is back to being human and at an oddly young age has become the mayor of River Ridge no less. After seeing his future office Squirrel Marion is impressed although he is surprised that a meeting with the chief of police sees a German Shepherd walk in, writing it off as just Sgt. Ralph having been promoted, until he finds out his future self's secretary is a river mink and the janitor working in the hall is a chinchilla. Squirrel Marion walks through the town and discovers a "Potterville" experience as he finds that his future self is the ONLY human in River Ridge and the whole town is now populated almost exclusively by animals with life wildly changed by that fact. Even Lois is still a bobcat, and worse yet she's given up on civilization entirely and moved into the woods leading a life no different than any wild animal, apparently now disgusted by the mere idea of humanity. She flips out when Squirrel Marion shows up acting as if he is trying to mock her showing up "looking like that after what you did to everyone." Squirrel Marion wonders how all of this could have happened until he finds a statue of his human self at the center of town being towered over by a larger statue of a familiar blue griffon; revealing this future Human Marion teamed with Pete and made a ruthless deal to restore Pete so he could then restore him but at a tradeoff expense of every other human in town being transformed against their will. Squirrel Marion is in shock until Human Marion shows up and justifies his action saying that he'd long ago decided "no ifs, ands, or buts" he was going to be human again and this was the fastest, easiest way he found to do it. He even highlights that he did try to save Lois "from her feline fate" too but after she was changed back and found out how he did it they broke up and she went to Stewart to "coin herself" back into a bobcat in shock of what he did and wanting no part of what he was becoming as Pete made sure Human Marion was rewarded with a position of power in thanks for giving him back his. Human Marion assures Squirrel Marion that it will all work out well in the end, for him, and believes that is the only thing that really matters before Kitsune pulls Squirrel Marion back to the present. Marion is left shocked by the whole experience and realizes that while he still somewhat wants to be human again there needs to be lines he won't cross to achieve that goal; becoming human again wouldn't be bad but hurting others to achieve that goal would be.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:35 pm

Bored with how straight-laced and reliable Fido is, Spo attempts to hang out with Bino and helps him with his crazy schemes.

By some miracle with Spo's help they end up working out and Bino starts to get the status he wants and lords it over everybody and becomes more obnoxious then Spo realizes he created a monster and gets back to hanging out with Fido and without Spo Bino loses everything he gained.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:49 pm

I could see that happening, actually.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:35 pm

Tired of Bino's abuse, Rex, Yeltsin, Fox, and Daisy plot to oust him in a special election - their candidate, Mungo! Now if they can just get Mungo on board with the idea.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:50 pm

It probably isn't Bino that they should work on getting rid of. Duchess seems to be pulling all the strings and is using Bino as a figurehead and Bino's inflated sense of importance doesn't let him see it in front of him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:55 pm

Tired of Duchess and her intrigues, Bailey, Sasha, and Daisy plot their revenge - the return of Colleen!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:59 pm

From what I saw, it looks like Colleen might have been just as bad as Duchess and probably could be worse.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:10 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:59 pm From what I saw, it looks like Colleen might have been just as bad as Duchess and probably could be worse.

Nothing creates sympathy for a villain than a having an even nastier schemer walk on stage. Might also get Bailey, Sasha, and Daisy involved on behalf of our British "baroness".

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:35 pm

Earl ends up injuring himself at his garage and has to go on medical leave for a while but with nothing else to do in the house but lay in bed he goes stir-crazy and becomes an obsessive clean freak and obsesses over becoming a homemaker. Think Hugh Test from Johnny Test if you have seen it.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:03 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:35 pm Earl ends up injuring himself at his garage and has to go on medical leave for a while but with nothing else to do in the house but lay in bed he goes stir-crazy and becomes an obsessive clean freak and obsesses over becoming a homemaker. Think Hugh Test from Johnny Test if you have seen it.

I would think spending a few days with his pets would drive him insane