Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:43 pm

Eudoant bets Cerberus one of her giant chocolate chip cookies that he can entice Craig to Pandemonium and keep him there twenty-four hours. What the four-eared deer demon doesn't know is that Cerberus has some allies to spring the gullible kit - Keene, Breel, and the li'l dino-demon.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:17 pm

By the time that Fox decides he wants to give dating Spring and Summer a chance, he finds out they have already moved on with male angel dogs.

...Named Autumn and Winter.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:04 am

King, formerly Joel Robinson, discovers that he not only has a half brother he never knew about, named Mike Nelson, but that after his arrest and disappearance by chance Mike was the one hired to replace him in his janitorial position at a local institute. Unfortunately by the time our favorite Pembroke Welsh Corgi realizes this a completely separate set of misfortunes and mishaps that escalated to involving celestial beings has resulted in his brother meeting the same fate and being turned into a Cardigan Welsh Corgi named Bishop.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:59 pm

Max bets Bino that after he cross-dresses, Bino can't make one of the neighborhood dogs fall in love with him as they wouldn't recognize Bino in a dress.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:27 pm

Bino almost wins, but while plotting how to lord it over Max, he does his well-known slimy smirk and is found out.

Post by **Obbl** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:54 pm

trekkie wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:27 pm Bino almost wins, but while plotting how to lord it over Max, he does his well-known slimy smirk and is found out.

Duper's Delight gets 'em every time

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:51 pm

The pets play a town-wide game of zombie laser tag, hosted by the Miltons to raise money for something. The survivors have to find the "antidote" and get it back to the manor while the zombies have to tap people to "infect" them.
Peanut's imagination is so vivid he thinks they're real zombies.
King gets a minigun somehow.
Karishad drives around a cardboard apocalypse truck of doom.
Bino hears about a prize and ends up betraying Duchess and wins, delivering the "antidote" to the manor, only to find out the prize was a job at Keene's new resturant.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:07 pm

I'm sure he would flip out at that and refuse the job also so it goes to the runner-up which happens to be Daisy.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:31 pm

In turn, Daisy hires Rex as a chef, Sasha as a decorator, and the place becomes a big hit with the after-school-crowd. Daisy even hires Brunson as a waiter. The restaurant reviewer gives the place Four-Stars on his first visit. However, when Brunson lets slip that the cooks and wait-staff are dogs, he demands the health authorities shut the place down.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:54 pm

But then Keene bribes authorities with his money to look the other way.

bjchan95 · Post by **bjchan95** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:59 am

I had a very vivid dream last night about a potential follow up for Steward

At a high school party Marion and Lois attend, people start randomly turning into animals. The duo notice Steward at the helm, stealthily using the coin to continue transforming more humans, but Marion manages him to tackle him and activate a counter curse that changes everyone back into humans.

I know it most likely won’t happen that way but I do hope we see a return to these guys one way or another.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 12:50 pm

Steward Badger may be responsible for almost as many nightmares as Freddie Kruger...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:43 pm

Good thing he can't actually enter dreams...

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:33 pm

Yet ..........................

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:04 am

Gale's former partner and Pueblo's father reenters their lives and becomes a part of the Equal Chance Program and also gets a job which leads to tension between him and Gale as they split up in the first place because he accused Gale of having feelings for Miles.

There is my inner soap opera fan shining through.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:28 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:04 am Gale's former partner and Pueblo's father reenters their lives and becomes a part of the Equal Chance Program and also gets a job which leads to tension between him and Gale as they split up in the first place because he accused Gale of having feelings for Miles.

There is my inner soap opera fan shining through.

Cougarnation Street?

Days of our Lions?

Our IX lives? (Oops, that' one's Breaking Cat News)

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:56 pm

I know all of those except the last one. What is that supposed to be a soap parody of?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:02 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:56 pm I know all of those except the last one. What is that supposed to be a soap parody of?

I'll link you to a strip featuring 'Our IX lives', which is a zero budget soap opera in the 'Breaking Cat News' comic.

https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2019/8/6

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:45 pm

This forum is soooooo educational! Thanks.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:55 am

The police dogs end up as Kanine Keystone Kops in a send up of silent era films via an exaggerated adventure pitting them against a literal mustache-twirling old timey Snidely Whiplash-esque villain. Fox and Kevin borrow Bill's motorcycle to try and outrace a train after their foe ties Sasha to the tracks while the others get into comedic antics trying to help out, culminating in a pie fight for some reason.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:51 pm

Elwood Blutarsky wrote: ↑Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:55 am The police dogs end up as Kanine Keystone Kops in a send up of silent era films via an exaggerated adventure pitting them against a literal mustache-twirling old timey Snidely Whiplash-esque villain. Fox and Kevin borrow Bill's motorcycle to try and outrace a train after their foe ties Sasha to the tracks while the others get into comedic antics trying to help out, culminating in a pie fight for some reason.

.... a pie fight never actually needs "a reason". It just happens.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:44 am

There is only one response that I can say in reply to the above arc.

I think I love you.

XD

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 11:56 pm

Marion takes a psych class in college and notes the professor asking him to do little tasks for him. It's only after describing these to Lois that he realizes that he's been put through a series of problem solving experiments.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:55 am

Hey if you can't use a mouse for one, a squirrel is the next best thing.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:54 am

Bino, while spying on Lois and Marion, sees her dog Devo use a syringe. He immediatly goes to whip up a furor against them assuming the worst. Turns out that it's insulin and Devo is diabetic.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:27 pm

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:54 am Bino, while spying on Lois and Marion, sees her dog Devo use a syringe. He immediatly goes to whip up a furor against them assuming the worst. Turns out that it's insulin and Devo is diabetic.

That would be dark, dr. But it DOES sound like Bino!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:24 pm

After several years of denying it and realizing it is nothing to be ashamed of, Rex realizes he is transgendered.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:16 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:27 pm
dr_eirik wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:54 am Bino, while spying on Lois and Marion, sees her dog Devo use a syringe. He immediatly goes to whip up a furor against them assuming the worst. Turns out that it's insulin and Devo is diabetic.
That would be dark, dr. But it DOES sound like Bino!

After everything is resolved, Bino gets his tail kicked by Marion, Lois, and Devo.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:46 pm

.... and Fox makes a special walk-on appearance as "Guest Bino Pounder"!! Ah, the nostalgia ... !

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:35 am

One of these days with all the beatings something is gonna happen to his health from it all. Wonder if anybody will feel guilty?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:49 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:35 am One of these days with all the beatings something is gonna happen to his health from it all. Wonder if anybody will feel guilty?

They will for a second, then Bino will say something that ruins it.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:17 pm

That made me think of another arc that is way too dark. Since King was transformed from a human into a dog, he has a MUCH shorter lifespan and his family and friends have to deal with it.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:22 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:35 am One of these days with all the beatings something is gonna happen to his health from it all. Wonder if anybody will feel guilty?

You’d think he’d learn to stop being a jerk by now, but no.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:26 pm

I would like to think that the obvious brain damage has something to do with him not being able to learn.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:20 pm

dr_eirik wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:49 am
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:35 am One of these days with all the beatings something is gonna happen to his health from it all. Wonder if anybody will feel guilty?
They will for a second, then Bino will say something that ruins it.

... And, then, SMACKO !!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:29 pm

Fido quits the K-9s because he is looking for a change in career and wants to do something different as he never was really that interested in becoming a K-9 anyway. He just wanted to do it to help out the neighborhood. Fox gets promoted to his place.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:51 pm

This might not be the place for this, but here's where I'll do it. I've suggested a number of times that it might be fun to see the Housepets gang play baseball. So, in that context, here are some lineups for four teams:

"THE GAMERS"
Pitchers Peanut and Fido
Catcher Maxwell
1st Base Grape
2nd Base Fox
3rd Base Sasha
Shortstop King
R. Field Daisy
Center Tarot
L.Field Bailey
Designated
Hitter Mungo

'THE DARK-SIDERs"
Pitchers BINO and Duchess
Catcher Yeltsin
lst Base Tiger
2nd Base Lester
3rd Base Griswold
Shortstop Sten
R.Field Karo
Center Boris
L.Field Coyote
Designated
Hitter Rex

"THE WILD BUNCH"
Pitchers Gale and Jessica
Catcher Itzuki
1st Base Zack
2nd Base Kix
3rd Base Custom Ink
Shortstop Truc
R.Field Corey (Cilantro)
Center Miles
L.Field Falstaff
Designated
Hitter Karishad

"THE SHADOW SQUAD"
Pitchers Bruce and Roosevelt
Catcher Marvin
1st Base Poncho
2nd Base Sabrina
3rd base Dallas
Shortstop Devo
R.Field Joey
Center Kevin
L.Field Terrance
Designated
Hitter Lois

UMPIRES
Great Kitsune
Cerberus
Henry Milton
Eudoant
Jeeves
Ms. Macguillicutty (She heard that snicker - NO PIE FOR YOU!!!)

Play Ball!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:49 am

Be really interested in seeing just how good Mrs. McGillicuddy is being an umpire since she doesn't seem to have it in her.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 6:51 am

I like those teams, the Gamers and The Shadow Squad are my favorites.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Aug 04, 2020 2:44 pm

The evil heartless neighbor who owned Fluffy and tried to feed Grape, Fox and Max to her comes back to the street and hasn't changed one bit except having a new illegal pet and he plans to feed King and Bailey's pups to it.