Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:51 am

An arc in which we find out how Olive got her name.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:13 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:An arc in which we find out how Olive got her name.

Actually, it might be fun to know if there was a story or a reason for all of those names. I'm sure King didn't just yank them out of a hat.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:44 pm

Wonder if Cassie's skunk kits have names yet? Pups meet skunks arc.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 10:14 pm

If they do, I expect them to be named after spices. XD

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 11:44 am

NHWestoN wrote:Pups meet skunks arc.

Oh dear... I don't imagine that would go very well

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:36 pm

Since skunks are able to spray when they are very young, I expect either the pups to end up stinking of King to get doused in it.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:43 pm

Or both.

Speaking of the pups, we see more interactions between Olive and Craig.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:01 pm

... And Draig and Rook.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:32 am

I am not a fan of siblings dating a pair of other siblings so I would take a hard pass on that. Plus I still feel that if Draig ever met Peanut again she would still be in love with him.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:07 pm

Max and Grape become honorary wolves.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:35 pm

Thinking being a pet might be a good racket, "Four Finger Discount" plots how to pass for a dog.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:24 am

Peanut, Tarot, Grape and Maxwell all go to Canada to spend some time with Res and see how things are for him.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:37 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Peanut, Tarot, Grape and Maxwell all go to Canada to spend some time with Res and see how things are for him.

Turns out, Res is engaged to a Canadian kitty. Max, Tarot, and Peanut are all very happy for the two of them, Grape less so.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:50 pm

Oooh! Oooh! I have an addition to that! Grape tries to make Res think he is not happy and just doing it to make his owner happy which jeopardizes their friendship until Grape spends time with her and they become close friends and she is a maid-of-honor at the wedding!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:47 pm

Gambit and Tarmac, the two otters from the zoo, escape and take refuge in Jessica's treehouse. However, after spending time there and experiencing the lunacy and eccentricities of the tenants, they decide they were happier back at the zoo and return.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:50 pm

Jata comes back to try to get revenge on Sabrina and kidnaps her and Fido and the rest of the K-9s have to rescue her.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:13 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Jata comes back to try to get revenge on Sabrina and kidnaps her and Fido and the rest of the K-9s have to rescue her.

Kevin gets to tackle Jata and declares it to be the best day ever.

trekkie wrote:
Amazee Dayzee wrote:Peanut, Tarot, Grape and Maxwell all go to Canada to spend some time with Res and see how things are for him.
Turns out, Res is engaged to a Canadian kitty. Max, Tarot, and Peanut are all very happy for the two of them, Grape less so.

This being Canada the problems must be worked out in the traditional fashion...curling.

NHWestoN wrote:Thinking being a pet might be a good racket, "Four Finger Discount" plots how to pass for a dog.

Heaven help the sucker, err, "owner" who takes him in.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:31 pm

On a quiet summer night at the Yarn Ball while the band plays soft Jazz, Sabrina gets a little into her orange soda and tells Marvin and Jasper - who are also gently buzzed - the story of her relationship with Maxwell and how he brought her and Fido together.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:40 pm

Keene tries to promote more pet marriages after seeing how well King/Bailey's marriage is working.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:26 am

Steward is revealed to have an identical twin named Melville who is the polar opposite of him to everyone's detriment. The still human Melville supringly turns out to be "the evil twin" as he is an animal rights activist but a mean one who opposes the ECP for "not letting animals be animals" and harasses owners for not setting their pets free from "oppression." Babylon Garden is forced to turn to Steward in the hope the badger can stop his brother's incessant badgering from ruining the neighborhood.

Champion Wallace · Post by **Champion Wallace** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:20 am

Elwood Blutarsky wrote:...he is an animal rights activist but a mean one who opposes the ECP for "not letting animals be animals" and harasses owners for not setting their pets free from "oppression."...

So, a member of PeTA?
Side note, Steward is Steward's last name, so Steward's twin would likely also be Steward. You could try finding a good nega version of the first name, Herman.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:21 am

Champion Wallace wrote:
Elwood Blutarsky wrote:...he is an animal rights activist but a mean one who opposes the ECP for "not letting animals be animals" and harasses owners for not setting their pets free from "oppression."...
So, a member of PeTA?
Side note, Steward is Steward's last name, so Steward's twin would likely also be Steward. You could try finding a good nega version of the first name, Herman.

Thanks. I'll go with Melville for the classic literary reference.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:27 am

Housepets! vs Carry on?

Judging by Kathy Garrison's 'Ursa Major' post in the latest strip, she might be up for it...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:10 pm

I think it would be entertaining watching the characters of both comments go and duell to the death.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:51 pm

Peanut, Grape, Maxwell, and Tarot go to Uncle Ruben’s farm.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:56 pm

Sasha wants to learn how to become a parent so she asks King and Bailey who tell her they really can't teach her because nobody can teach you to become a parent.

Then Lana comes along and tells them to TRY or their whole family will get kicked out of the house.

Hey we already established that besides looking pretty, Lana can also be a large brat.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:43 pm

The little Dino-Demon shows up at Keene's house. He want to make up for abandoning Keene and Breel so he offers them three wishes. Breel warns Keene not to do that, that no matter how good Dino-Demon's intentions may be, Infernal magic always leads to trouble. Keene doesn't listen. Messes emerge.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:44 pm

I would really like to see how he would get himself out of all that and clean the messes up though. :3

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:45 am

Rock gets his own Jerry Springer show.

Grape: He stole my mouse!
Peanut: She stole my slinky!

Show subtitles - cat dates cat with lots of catnip angry over dog's toys

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 5:24 pm

Well since Jerry Springer actually did become a judge we would need someone with a trashy daytime show in the same vein.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:06 pm

Bino decides the Good Ol' Dog's Club should celebrate his Birthday with presents and cake and music and all. He's even willing to let Peanut invite Grape as long as she doesn't eat all the dog biscuits. Predictably plans go awry, complicated by Devo deciding the invitation to Grape entitles him to invite his new cat … Lois!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:54 pm

Bino tries to take his frustrations out on a certain gray squirrel. It doesn’t end well for him.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:03 am

Is it Lois that ends up kicking his *** down the street or does Marion prove he's a force to be reckoned with?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:14 am

Both.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:58 pm

The planned route of a new highway has to be rerouted into River Ridge after the initial route is deemed impassible due to the unmovable remains of a cursed temple blocking it. This immediately makes the land near the town of River Ridge super valuable and prompts Celia Milton to develop a scheme to steal the town by driving all the residents away through the use of a criminal gang. She also uses her pull to bribe the county sheriff into retiring and when the county government can find no applicants to take on the role and put things right a series of practical jokes at the police department that gets out out of hand leads to Sgt. Ralph being appointed as the new sheriff, much to the chagrin of the local residents who now have a dog as their sheriff. Drifting in his fellow K9 officers as his new deputies, and Delusional Steve who was in custody for harassing mice at the local laboratory but proves quite good at confusing the opposition, it's up Sheriff Ralph and his posse to clean up the town and restore peace to area.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 2:52 pm

Oh I would quite like to see Ralph be a sheriff and in that role. Bonus points if he wears a cowboy hat. XD

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:33 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Oh I would quite like to see Ralph be a sheriff and in that role. Bonus points if he wears a cowboy hat. XD

Further bonus points if he rides into town astride Made of Wind.

Elwood Blutarsky · Post by **Elwood Blutarsky** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:25 am

Never mind that guano, here comes Mungo!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:58 am

I really hope that isn't the catchphrase that he uses.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:37 pm

Watching replays of the Olympics, Pueblo becomes fascinated with acrobatics. Gale, however, does not share his enthusiasm and is not at all encouraging. Then Pueblo discovers someone who is actually a superb gymnast but keeps his talents hidden. Tha'ts the little cat's first challenge, to try to persuade this one-time champion to become his trainer.

The second problem … it's Yeltsin!