A Series of Unfortunate Housepets!

[Harry Johnathan]

Look away, look away!
Look away, look away!
Look away, look away!
This comic will wreck your morning
Your whole life and your day
Every single update is nothing but dismay
So look away, look away, look away


Six ferrets lose their home and go to live with their two cousins.
Who try to steal their fortune with the help of a badger and a demigod.
It's hard to imaginate how the pets manage to live through through this slog,
But how a "decent" person like yourself would even want to read that!


So just look away, look away, look away.
There's nothing but horror and unfunny quips on the way.
Ask any sane person "Should I watch?" and they will say
Look away, look away, look away!
Look away, look away, look away!

Original lyrics by Nick Urata - parody by Rydr Warklub
Housepets! ©RGS COMICS.

[Amazee Dayzee]

This sounds like it is gonna be really good and very promising! Nice work with it!

[NHWestoN]

Arrangement by Keys and Fiddler; Sasha on the piano.