Housepets! Hunger Games

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:34 pm

Typically very unwise to use an active explosive as a melee weapon.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:58 pm

OH SUCH A TRAGIC DAY IN DISTRICT 9 OH HOW SAD OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
(Partially their own fault for Boris killing Yelstin ngl)

No kills and she dodged death twice. Sasha has the looks and the luck on her side

Cory's only kill was an accident and he hasn't done anything this whole time either. The campers are going to win either way!

For all their faults, District 9 absolutely DOMINATED in the kill sector. Bino is the exception but gosh dang these guys are gonna have to stick around if I do another one

FINAL 2! PLACE YOUR BETS!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:21 pm

Sasha channels her inner Duchess.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:07 pm

Putting my money on Cory since I have to since he's my new pet apparently.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 5:24 am

Since Duchess and crew are out, I’m happy either way.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:08 pm

Cory channels his inner Fat Daryl.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:21 pm

Please no. You seem to forget I'M the one that has to adopt him as my pet.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:31 pm

That’s why you need to consider the consequences of your deals.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:05 pm

I'm fine with him in any other way except him morphing into TOD.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:15 pm

That would be an awful lot of morphin'.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:57 pm

I'm pretty sure I could keep him on a strict diet anyway.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:24 pm

NIGHT 7, WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP???

.....ok then?

AND AGAINST ALL ODDS SASHA NARROWLY AVOIDS DEATH AND WINS! crowd cheering in the background
CONGRATULATIONS SASHAAAAA

And now to go through the placements!

Our GLORIOUS top 8

Most notably King and Pete in this group dying together

Both Joey's getting out together sadly

Poor poor Grape can't catch a break!

And our glorious elite 4 that didn't quite step off their pedestals before dying

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:33 pm

Sasha won without trying this last spot.

Corey probably just wanted to go home. Looking forward to the after-game interviews.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:16 pm

Sasha couldn't have won in a more in-character fashion. The perfect ending for a game of countless disappointing defeats

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:25 pm

Dig 'em up and let's do it again !!!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:28 am

Of course Cory, with your death you do realize that the deal is off. Only because you are dead and last time I checked dead animals don't need homes. I am just so glad someone other than Duchess won! And I am sure that Hagus is also!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 2:45 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:28 am Of course Cory, with your death you do realize that the deal is off. Only because you are dead and last time I checked dead animals don't need homes. I am just so glad someone other than Duchess won! And I am sure that Hagus is also!

And, on top of it all. Sasha was the winner!

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:13 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:35 am Cory if you blow up Duchess and even if you accidentally take Sasha and Yeltsin with her without intending to I promise i will adopt you and let you live a easy and average life with me. I'll tell my parents you are some weird exotic cat. Even if they don't believe me we have woods now so you can live there. Just something to sweeten the deal so you can make sure Duchess doesn't win.

Ah ah ah, your deal was only to get rid of Duchess, don't be mean and change up the terms all of a sudden.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:33 pm

OK then. Why don't we ask Cory where he wants to go? He is the one that should decide. Let him weigh in. Would he like to go to a house that has two dogs that will jump on him every chance they get, gets extremely hot and only has A/C in the master bedroom which he wouldn't be allowed in and has to spend at least a half-hour outside before he can come back in with said dogs or go to heaven since killing Duchess is the ultimate good deed. XD

Before I forget, the final death count and causes of death.

Dragon – Neck snapped by Lois
Gale – Explosion from standing on an IED
Jess – Injuries from shrapnel after an IED explosion
Miles – Impaled on a branch after being pushed into it by What Chicken
Grape – IED explosion set off by Pete threw her into a tree
Kitsune – Septicemia from a cut on a barbed wire fence
Zach – Stabbed with a trident by Sabrina
What Chicken – Forced to drink cyanide-laced water by Duchess
Fox – Stabbed with a sharp stick found at the river by Tiger
Cerberus – Pushed from a steep hill by Bailey
Keene – Thrown into an electrical force field and electrocuted by Bailey
Poncho – Shot in the head with an arrow by Lana
Fido – Committed suicide by hanging with a plant vine
Marion – Poisoned to death with snowberries by Duchess
Lana – Strangled to death with a rope by Max
Daisy – Bludgeoned with a mace by Yeltsin
Bailey – Brain hemorrhage after being bludgeoned with a mace by Yeltsin
Dallas – Liver failure from a yellow fever infection as the result of being bitten by a mosquito
Breel – Hemorrhage after being caught in an IED explosion set off by Kevin
Joey – IED explosion caused by Kevin threw him into a cliff face
Cat Joey – Heavy log thrown by IED explosion caused by Kevin crushed him
Rock – Set of fire due to IED explosion caused by Kevin
Satau – Crushed in a rock slide from an IED explosion caused by Jasper
Bino – Exsanguination after shrapnel from an IED explosion caused by Jasper sliced his neck
Coyote – Thrown into a river and drowned after sustaining serious injuries from an IED explosion caused by Jasper
Kevin – Pushed off a cliff by Res
Peanut – Explosion after stepping on a landmine
Sabrina – Stabbed in the head with a knife by Lois
Mungo – Shot in the neck with an arrow by Lester
Marvin – Crushed by a branch rigged by Max
Jasper – Shoved by Max and hit his head on a rock
Tiger – Stabbed by Boris
Lois – Shoved into a pit by Yeltsin and broke her neck
Terrance – Shot in the back of the neck with an arrow by Boris
Tarot – Blown off a cliff by an explosion
Res – Fell through a mineshaft that was opened by an explosion
Lester – Head crushed from the force of an explosion
Four Finger Discount Jack – Buried alive by rubble from an explosion
King – Pushed into the electrical force field by Karishad
Pete – Strangled with a tree branch by Ptah
Max – Stabbed in the stomach with an arrow by Duchess
Ptah – Bludgeoned with a rock by Duchess
Karishad – Throat slit by Duchess
Yeltsin – Rock dropped from above by Boris crushed his skull
Duchess – Explosion after being hit in the face with an IED by Cory
Boris – Fell off a cliff
Cory – Committed suicide by IED explosion

Once again, the IED was the last weapon he had and I would like to think he made multiple. LOL

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:01 pm

D-Rock wrote: ↑Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:13 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:35 am Cory if you blow up Duchess and even if you accidentally take Sasha and Yeltsin with her without intending to I promise i will adopt you and let you live a easy and average life with me. I'll tell my parents you are some weird exotic cat. Even if they don't believe me we have woods now so you can live there. Just something to sweeten the deal so you can make sure Duchess doesn't win.
Ah ah ah, your deal was only to get rid of Duchess, don't be mean and change up the terms all of a sudden.

"Ah ah ah" isn't that a quote from Nedry?

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:29 pm

It was indeed perfect timing.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:37 pm

Better avoid going into any jeeps in that case then Rocky.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:53 pm

Or trying to get a carnivore dinosaur to chase a stick ... they're kinda sensitive about that.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:58 pm

Ok so lemme explain what the holdup has been
Due to things beyond my control (AKA my parents being meanies) I can't be on my laptop like for until further notice so I'm gonna try and give you guys a post to look at, but idk how long it will be until I can get back on this. And it's sad because Minepets was just getting to good parts imo

So here, enjoy!

A wonderful summary and slightly less gory version of all the kills!

I love how Sasha had no kills and won, that's such a Sasha thing to do

But yeah District 2 obviously was first since they had the winner, and District 9 had like a good chunk of the kills. It was pretty exciting up til the end!

My highlight reel:
Grape dying immediately again

Jasper blowing up 3 people at once
Both Joeys dying
Marvin, Jasper, and Max having a 3 way fight
Sasha cheating death TWICE
Cory accidentally killing Duchess

What parts did you guys enjoy? Also if there's any specific people you want to hear interviews from lemme know! Thank you for your support and I hoped you enjoyed the 2nd ever Housepets! Hunger Games!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:05 pm

Favorite moments would have to be Sasha winning by doing nothing, and Cory accidentally killing Duchess.

Frankly, I want to hear how Marion and Lois handled things.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:16 pm

Considering Marion was away from his food for a prolonged period of time to allow Duchess to poison it and Lois probably was surprised from behind I would say not well.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:11 pm

Given how universally detested Duchess is, I'm curious as to how she managed to survive so long and then succumb to a skunk's clumsiness.......

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:49 pm

Fighting dirty does that.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 6:33 pm

Like the universe, the arc of Housepets bends towards justice. And cans of Orange soda. And dog biscuits.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:25 pm

Though if that was the case Cory and Duchess would have been taken out a LOT sooner.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 12:26 pm

Favorite parts, seeing Duchess get eliminated, and Max tending to Cerebus, and sharing his room/shelter with Res.

Interviews I'd like to see: Sasha, Duchess, Bino, and Boris.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 2:05 pm

I am REALLY interesting in Duchess freaking out about her face being blown off by Cory of all people.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 2:11 pm

You know she'd blame someone else. Probably Bino.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 2:16 pm

Not sure how she could since he died MUCH sooner than Duchess did.

Oh wait. Its Duchess. Forget I said anything.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 6:55 pm

Yeah, Bino dead at the hands of a cat. Oh, the Ey-ronny!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 10:26 pm

Though to be fair I don't think Jasper was specifically targeting him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 10:57 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 10:26 pm Though to be fair I don't think Jasper was specifically targeting him.

Jinx strikes again!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:59 pm

Too bad he wasn't actually in the competition because that would have made sense.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:16 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:59 pm Too bad he wasn't actually in the competition because that would have made sense.

Jinx does appear to have a talent for arson, anatomically speaking.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:12 pm

That would be arson and not bombs or explosives but who knows with that mouse...