Housepets! Hunger Games

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:49 pm

Or he might use it in another way because its Lester so who knows what goes on in his head?

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:41 pm

I wonder if Zach spared Chauncey because he was trying to make up for the way Tiger treated him?
Regardless, I have a feeling that Zach might regret it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:44 pm

Sometimes it is wisest to turn your back only to a corpse.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:37 pm

So because Jasper sprained his ankle he is doing cartwheels to get away from Tiger?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:33 pm

If you stab Chauncey in the back, you risk getting all "keyed up".......

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:36 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:37 pm So because Jasper sprained his ankle he is doing cartwheels to get away from Tiger?

Well, I thought he was tripping in a very exaggerated manner, but he could be doing that too.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:52 pm

We don't know much about Jasper. He hasn't been seen in the comic in nearly a decade.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:10 am

Toon Physics typically apply to Jasper. But this is the Hunger Games. He may not have that protection.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:07 pm

D-Rock wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:10 am Toon Physics typically apply to Jasper. But this is the Hunger Games. He may not have that protection.

True, D ... hasn't noticeably worked for any of the previous contestants.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:30 pm

Hey as long as he can get away from Lester before he tries to kill him that will be all that matters.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:22 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:30 pm Hey as long as he can get away from Lester before he tries to kill him that will be all that matters.

No one escapes from "The Lester" - he's like Micheal Meyers except instead of a machete, Lester bores his victims to death with gaming trivia.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:33 pm

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:22 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:30 pm Hey as long as he can get away from Lester before he tries to kill him that will be all that matters.
No one escapes from "The Lester" - he's like Micheal Meyers except instead of a machete, Lester bores his victims to death with gaming trivia.

It’s not the trivia that kills them it’s his smug, know-it-all tone.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:56 pm

trekkie wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:33 pm
NHWestoN wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 3:22 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:30 pm Hey as long as he can get away from Lester before he tries to kill him that will be all that matters.
No one escapes from "The Lester" - he's like Micheal Meyers except instead of a machete, Lester bores his victims to death with gaming trivia.
It’s not the trivia that kills them it’s his smug, know-it-all tone.

..... the homicidal hum of detailed yet inconsequential babble, novocain enveloping the brain ....

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:12 pm

You know if you end up using too much novocaine it can cause respiratory arrest right?

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:07 pm

Once again, very few casualties early on. I know you guys like bloodshed so hopefully they'll not disappoint

1 and 3 are down to half, both of which never seem to do well in these games. And Grape's replacement did horribly...

All of these districts are doing great! Concord is impressing me so far. Might have to include him in later seasons

Lester's kill was incredible
Cory's kill was a teamkill, and the only reason why they are missing someone from their district. Shame on you Cory.

Aaaaaand these two also doing quite well. I have high hopes for Steve!

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:33 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:12 pm You know if you end up using too much novocaine it can cause respiratory arrest right?

I believe in this context, that was precisely the point.

Also, it’s Steward, I don’t think we can put too much ire on Cory.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:25 am

Yeah but I wanted to point out that it would be a peaceful death and its Lester who would most likely kill somebody horrifically like he did with Mungo.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:04 pm

I sense a serious mash-up in the offing.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:08 pm

I know that another death whether violent or not is just around the corner since its been so quiet. Who the victim is and who the killer will be however is still a mystery.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 9:40 am

Pete and Duchess together...scary thought

Well at least this is staying true to the comic with Marion

Ah, copying Dallas I see

Ok I changed my mind. This guy is almost worse than Grape. Who the heck decided to let him-
oh, I did. Right.
My bad.
Carry on.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:44 am

Gosh, the trees in Lord of the Rings were a lot nicer than these.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 2:00 pm

That was weird of Concord. This was only his first game but he bailed like he’s been through it before.

Pete and Duchess. Maybe he has a use for her.

Gee, Can’t really blame Marion.

“Avoid trees” is starting to seem like a general rule.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:17 pm

I'm beginning to think that the trees are sentient and people who get near them end up getting killed by them. Hey it makes as much sense as anything else.

Steward – Drowned by Cory
Terrence – Stabbed by Pete
Dallas – Broken neck after a fall out of a tree
Kitsune – Crushed when Dallas fell on him
Mungo – Strangled by Lester
Tiger – Burned alive by Sasha
Spot (Superdog) – Poisoned with manchineel apples by Jasper
Res – Stabbed by Karishad
Duke – Skull fracture after a fall out of a tree
Concord – Electrocuted when trying to get around the electrified force field of the arena

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:01 pm

Homicidal botanicals - I'll never celebrate Arbor Day again!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:25 pm

On the other paw, Pete and Duchess being together increases the possibility that someone could take them both out. And yeah, I don’t blame Marion, this seems pretty traumatic.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:02 pm

For Marion, life is traumatic.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:00 am

If he does come out of this as the victor, hopefully he can get someone to admit him as their therapy patient before he COMPLETELY snaps.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:14 pm

If he does come out the victor, it'll probably be because he did snap!

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:02 pm

Then in that case he will need to be put out of his misery.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 6:41 pm

Wonder what Peanut, Jessica, and Yeltsin expect to happen tomorrow?

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 7:33 pm

Yeah, I know this is not the wizard of Oz, but you have to admit, these trees are definitely out to get the tributes.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:10 pm

At this point, a strategy needs to be to chainsaw the trees.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:10 am

But if we hand someone a chainsaw, we might have a massive bloodbath on our hands and the game will be over quicker.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:32 pm

What have I come back too??!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:57 pm

Housepets! hunger games meets Paul Bunyan!

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:29 pm

Jasper would call for help but he can't think of an obscure movie/tv quote to shout

I think Joey is in more danger than Cerebus

SLeeEEEeEeeEEEEEP

Oh...for once I do not agree with this potential ship.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:56 pm

Well, Cerberus is one of the nicer Celestials.

And it seems that the games are really getting to Bino if he’s holding hands with a cat. But really, just about everything is an improvement from Duchess.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:04 pm

Wonder how many ditties Keene knows?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:59 pm

If he doesn't know that many, I'm sure he can get someone to make some for him to sing. LOL

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Dec 04, 2020 1:49 am

Not Breel this time!