Housepets! Hunger Games

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:08 pm

Well ... Daisy still didn't make the cut.

But Chauncy! Inspired!!

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:30 pm

1 Week Before Season 3; Sabrina's House

knock knock knock
Sabrina: Coming, coming...
she opens the door, and to her surprise it's Grape, wearing a scarf over her face, sunglasses and a big hat
Sabrina: Uh....Grape?
Grape: SHHHHH! Let me in I need to talk.
Sabrina: Ok then...
the two sit on the couch and Grape removes her "disguise"
Sabrina: What's with the getup?
Grape: I wanted to make sure nobody could recognize me while I came here.
Sabrina: Grape, you're the only purple cat in town. How would someone NOT recognize you?
Grape: ....still. Look I need a favor of you, a big one.
Sabrina: Go on.
Grape: So y'know how I'm not in the next season of the Hunger Games?
Sabrina: Yeah, you lucky duck.
Grape: Wha-? Not lucky! I need to prove myself! I kept dying too early and nobody thinks I can do anything in the games!
Sabrina: Well you did die like first 5 twice. And on top of that one of them was literally falling into a pit and you somehow failed to land on your feet. You're a CAT for pete's sake-
Pete: Did somebody ring the Petester~?
Sabrina: NO I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!
Pete: Spoilsport....
Pete poofs away
Grape: sigh Look I need to get into the games, and they're looking for new people. And I have a plan to get in.
she pulls out a familiar black collar
Sabrina: Nononono, you're not gonna pull a Concord. Hagus would see right through it. Plus what district are you gonna join?
Grape just stares at Sabrina
Sabrina: .....
Grape: .....
Sabrina: Fine! I'll talk to Hagus, but he won't go for it.
Grape: Thanks Sabrina, I owe you one!

That Night
Hagus: So you're trying to tell me that this purple cat that looks EXACTLY like Grape, who is named Concord, the same name that Grape used to disguise herself a while ago, wants to join your district?
Sabrina: Yyyyyup

Hagus:

Sabrina:

Hagus: Sounds good to me! Have him at the facility by tomorrow night!
Sabrina: Thaaaaanks~!

I'm telling you guys this Concord dude is gonna be a fun addition, completely new face.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:00 pm

Besides, it sounds like saying "no" to him might have been fatal for you........

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:23 pm

Plot twist, Hagus is playing along just to see Sabrina squirm.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:20 pm

Watch Concord die within the first 5 minutes. LOL

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:47 am

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:32 pm

Nice!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:51 pm

Death stalks the streets ... and keeps stumbling over detritus.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:19 pm

So now Concord is a cowboy? I think I can see why Hagus was fooled.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:48 pm

I never ever thought this of all things would get technical fan art

It looks great! I would never guess that purple cat is Grape

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:00 pm

Fans is surprising.....

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:27 pm

Not even fans. Just people who are close to you even when you don't have a body of work for people to look at and enjoy can be surprising because it means they are very good people.

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:12 pm

Hagus wrote:Hagus:
Sabrina:

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:40 pm

She’s trying so hard to convince Hagus.

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:52 pm

She can be very convincing, especially with such amazing facial expressions

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:08 pm

Or perhaps the memory that if she really has to, she can threaten one's very existence. The thought of "nah, let's not push to that this time."

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:22 pm

Putting it that why, why would she even have to get him on board in the first place?

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:46 pm

Doesn’t want to make a threat for something that’s just embarrassing?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:57 pm

But the fact that she can threaten him even more if he mocks her about it or tells another living soul should cancel it out.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm

Well, she did "terrify" Fido!

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:10 pm

3 Days before Season 3; Grape's secret hideout and totally not her basement

A mallot slams down on the podium, and the crowd of cats, consisting of Sabrina, Marvin, Max, Res, Lois, Jasper, Delusional Steve, and Cat Joey quiet down

Grape: Thank you all for coming, I know you all are anxious about the games and all, but we need to talk.
Lois: Do I really count as a cat?
Grape: Yes, now hush. As you all know, due to my horrible performance I got booted from the games. But Sabrina and I have formulated a plan to prove Hagus wrong and help me gain back my reputation!
there's grumbling and people start to leave
Grape: Steve, do the thing.
Delusional Steve: Ay ay Captain Crunch!
He pushes a button and all the doors slam shut, and lock
Marvin: C'mon man I just wanna sleep!
Grape: Now that you can't leave, here's my proposal. I am going to dress as Concord and join Sabrina's district. All I'm asking for is that you guys do NOT eliminate me no matter what. With 9 tributes out of the way, I should have a better chance at making the top 50%. Any questions?
Jasper:
Max: Can we still cuddle during-
Grape: No, you have to act like you don't know me.
Cat Joey: I can take her place if you want.
Max: ....who are you?
Marvin: I'm not promising anything unless YOU promise not to kill any of us.
Lois: If we're really gonna do this how about no cats may harm each other. That way there's no confusion.
there's cheering from the cats in the room, except for Jasper who is just staring blankly into space
Grape: Alright then! Let's do this!
Everyone: YEAH!

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:26 pm

Now to place bets on who the backstabber will be.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 9:09 pm

Treachery ... it's so ... personal.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:49 am

I'm thinking that Cat Joey, spurned by Max might be the backstabber.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:13 am

My guess, now this is crazy, but hear (read?) me out. It will be Grape, er, Concord. Max and Cat Joey decide to hang out for a while, and while they don’t become romantically involved, I don’t think Max would do that without clearing it with Grape, Grape/Concord becomes jealous and takes out Cat Joey and/or Max.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:41 pm

I don't think that Grape would ever believe that Cat Joey and Max would become a couple but I could see her getting jealous of all the time they are spending together.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:37 pm

"Mrs. Doubtfire II"

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:56 pm

Don't even bring her up now. I am STILL depressed over Robin Williams who shouldn't have left the way he did and all of the missed opportunities.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Sep 16, 2020 3:18 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:56 pm Don't even bring her up now. I am STILL depressed over Robin Williams who shouldn't have left the way he did and all of the missed opportunities.

His passing was truly tragic. Williams was one of the great laugh-makers of his time and a deeply humane, passionate man. Our time now is one when people like him are sorely needed and deeply missed.

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:14 pm

Good ol'... Cats club?

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:22 pm

Newly established clubs take time to get properly organized.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:41 pm

I'm expecting people to ask where Concord the new cat is. XD

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 7:05 am

Oh my dog Delusional Steve’s face is so good I love this

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:00 am

"Good O'l Cats Club" ... I dunno. Organizational skills and pack instincts seem weak; still nice to see all of Rick's felines together.

96N64player · Post by **96N64player** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 11:13 am

At least Grape is a more effective leader than Bino.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm

It’ll probably be more inclusive, too. They already have Cat Joey.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:57 pm

trekkie wrote: ↑Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm It’ll probably be more inclusive, too. They already have Cat Joey.

... And Joey has access to dog biscuits!

YouTube · Post by **Hagus** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:15 pm

1 Hour Before Season 3: Main Dining Room

Grap-er, I mean Concord is poking his steak dinner half heartedly, and Peanut comes skipping up
Peanut: Hi! You’re the new cat right?
Concord: Wha? Oh, yeah. My name’s Concord. What’s yours?
Peanut: I’m Peanut! Glad to see a new face in the games!
Concord: Yeah, it’s an....interesting experience.
Peanut: You remind me a lot of someone else who was in the games.
Concord: I get that a lot, Grape and I have some striking similarities

Peanut: What? No! You’re nothing like Grape. You remind me of Uncle Deadeye! Quiet, stoic,mysteriouuuuuus
He waggles his fingers
Concord: Heh, sure Peanut. You got any tips for someone like me, who’s never participated?
Peanut: Hmm....well just don’t die! As long as you don’t participate in the events at the cornucopia and stay far away from the center you can make top 15 easy!
Concord: Definitely not what I did last time....
Peanut: What?
Concord: I mean, definitely not what Grape did huh?
Peanut: Aw don’t be hard on her. She tries hard and I wish I could’ve helped her out. Hopefully she’ll be cheering me on though at home!
Concord: I dunno, sometimes people are closer than you think.
Peanut: Yeah! Maybe she’s watching the screens outside the arena!
All tributes, return to your rooms for final preparations! I repeat, return to your rooms for final preparations!
Peanut: Oop! Time to go! Good luck Concord!
Concord: Good luck Peanut.
Concord finishes his dinner and walks to his room, praying that Peanut isn’t what stands in his way between a victory, or even a top 50%

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:43 pm

I think that Concord would have a rather huge meltdown if Peanut was the one that took him out in the first few minutes or stops him from winning.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:46 pm

It's always the quiet one you gotta watch out for, Concord....