(Meta-fic) Please Stop Letting Grape in Here

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:40 pm

Aeey, Bino has a mouse buddy of his own now! These were fun, forgot about the squirrel for a second then remembered some earlier notes.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:37 pm

Looks like Bino is more like his little brother/cousin than we thought.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:40 pm

no he just wants to get on the bandwagon early enough that it doesn't look like he's chasing it.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:43 pm

Even though everybody already knows he is?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:44 pm

That car is still stuck in the tree? Maybe Peanut should teleport it down.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Even though everybody already knows he is?

Wouldn't be Bino otherwise

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:28 pm

I'm more worried about what happened to the tires.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:56 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm more worried about what happened to the tires.

Mungo wanted to play Frisbee.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:54 pm

you do realize that was part five, you accidentally had two part threes... unless it was on purpose... *cue x-files theme*

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:36 pm

But two 3s actually makes a 6 and not a 5.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:12 am

Maybe that's "Bino-math".

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:47 am

To all members of the GODC,

Apparently every single cat in the city is at the mall right now.
Now is our chance! mark everything and change all the locks!

-Bino

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To all members of the GODC,

There is a distinct lack of cat proofing going on...

-Bino

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To all members of the GODC,

Oh right, our owners are with them and will just let them back in...

-Bino

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Peanut,

Where are you you? missed the meeting. Usually i have to kick you out for that to happen.

-Bino

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To all members of the GODC,

Anyone know where joey went? the note he left is written in japanese.

-Bino

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Yes, i get it, your name is daisy, shut up.

-Bino

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And now the rear fender is missing from the TreeCar.
I asked the raccoons but they just shrugged.

-Bino

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To the guard dogs,

I apologize for not believing you earlier.

-Bino

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To Fox,

No you're not using the clubhouse for a book club, too many of the members are cats.

-Bino

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To the GODC,

Since bino has been hospitalized by a bottle-rocket-propelled-encyclopedia, I'll be running things for a few weeks.
Also, Fox, your request is approved.

-Fido

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To Tiger,

Uh... well i suppose bringing zach to meetings as your buddy counts, but you dont need to insist on giving him piggy back rides everywhere.

-Fido

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To the GODC,

Huh, there are a lot more 'rodent friends' in the member list than i thought there would be.

-Fido

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To the GODC,

Wait, why is Trinket on the list? I think i need to talk to bino about what counts as a rodent.

-Fido

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To the GODC,

I wouldn't have thought there were so many cats regularly attending meetings, i would have expected bino to put up more of a fuss than that.

-Fido

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Nevermind, just checked the old notes.

-Fido

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To the GODC,

We'll be doing the easter meetup outside this year, because i might have over-ordered on fire extinguishers and the clubhouse is full.

-Fido

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To the GODC,

An adendum to the previous note, nevermind apparently peanut's teleporter makes fire extinguishers explode. we need a new clubhouse.

-Fido

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To Tarot,

Just because you didn't see that coming doesn't mean you need to see a vet, your 'future sense' (whatever that is) is not on the fritz.

-Fido

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Can someone call the fire department for lester? i can't find my phone, and his roof is on fire.

-Bino

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:10 am

Good job on these. I wonder who made the bottle rocket encyclopedia.

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:13 pm

I think only Bino would post a note to a bulittin board about a house fire rather than, I don't know, going to a nearby house and asking them to use the phone.

Good work again! It took me a couple minutes to remember who Trinket was. I don't think he's been in the comic since "Flip that Den".

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:16 pm

Maybe Cori and Trinket dissolved their partnership since Cori was the one getting all the abuse.

Champion Wallace · Post by **Champion Wallace** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:34 pm

Cory was dressed up as a cat and Trinket was his 'rodent friend' to also get in.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:47 pm

Uh in both of those strips, I don't really see Trinket getting dressed up so that she looks like a mouse.

Champion Wallace · Post by **Champion Wallace** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:26 pm

Trinket wasn't dressed up like a mouse (or else she wouldn't be going by her real name). That's why Fido needs "to talk to Bino about what counts as a rodent".

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:48 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Uh in both of those strips, I don't really see Trinket getting dressed up so that she looks like a mouse.

Birb didnt binos just dumb.

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To all members of the GODC,

Tiger stop trying to bribe zach. Just because he's a rabbit doesn't mean we had him hide the eggs.

Also easter was a week ago, there are none left to find.

-Bino

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To all members of the GODC,

Apparently a green shirt and yellow tie is a punch worthy color combination or something? Might be a good idea for any of us with green collars to look into other colors.

-Bino

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To all members of the GODC,

Has anyone seen fox?

-Bino

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Or fido?

-Bino

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Or ANY of the local K-9's? where did everyone go?

-Bino

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Can anyone spot me $450?

-Tiger

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Thanks random ferret i've never seen before!

-Tiger

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Okay, who's been letting sasha read comic books?

-Bino

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Wait there are ferrets in this neighborhood?

-Bino

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:13 pm

Just love that Bino is so oblivious to the inner workings of the neighborhood enough so that he doesn't know that the ferrets are the animals that fund the neighborhood through their late father.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:03 pm

Granted, Henry Milton didn't seem to much in the public eye.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:19 pm

as far as i recall, the comic didn't even acknowledge the ferrets existed before 2009/07/20

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:16 pm

But I figured that most people who lived in the neighborhood would at least KNOW who funded it and that he had pets.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:00 am

Bino, Cory's not a stray newfoundland dog, that's a skunk wearing a flece blanket as a cape.
It's not even that good of a disguise.

-Fido

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Peanut please do not use your teleporter while at the pool. The club house is currently made of paper mache until dad can rebuild it. i don't need you making it soggy.

-Bino

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Being kidnapped is not a valid excuse for missing a meeting.

-Bino

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Rescuing Fox, again, is not a valid excuse for missing a meeting.

-Bino

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grape wants me to tell you all that Broom-Fu lessons have been moved from wednesday nights to friday nights.

-Bino

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Tiger has apparently been grounded for life for airmailing someone i've never heard of overseas, so we don't have to wory about him sneaking into meetings anymore.

-Bino

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No, ferrets can't join.

-Bino

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Offering to rebuild the clubhouse entirely out of glowsticks tinsel and rhinestones does not constitute a bribe.
to be a bribe it has to be desirable.
and no you still cant join.

-Bino

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Atleast stay for the buffet? What are you talking about? What buffet?
we don't even have treats this week because of everyone pitching in for the clubhouse repairs!

-Bino

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So, Bino's been arrested for beating Simon unconscious with a chair over referring to Scratch as snackfood...
Also apparently the ferrets are giving tours and doing some kind of giveaway?

-Fido

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also an update on the tree-car situation, the doors are gone and someone's planted a flag with a really crude drawing of what's either a hippo, an automatic hedge trimmer, or a one armed pirate? it's really hard to tell. it's very badly drawn.

-Fido

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Any of you who have smaller friends, stay away from Lana. She's persistent.

-Fido

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Peanut, just because Bino is in the pound does not mean somone else needs to take over "convoluted scheme duties".
Also please never do that again that was terrifying.

-Fido

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Also when did you get back in town? i thought you were going to be in another state for atleast three more days?

-Fido

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Oh, Right, Teleporter. well how are you getting back there then? i thought you only had one.

-Fido

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I think i broke peanut...

-Fido

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No, tarot the universe isn't irreparably out of balance just because a few wierd things you can't explain have happened, stop predicting the end of the world.

-Fido

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Sabrina stop encouraging her.

-Fido

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:39 am

Cute how Bino defended Scratch. Was it so that he wouldn't lose his secretary, or because he's actually fond of him? Hoping the latter, but the former seems more likely.

The car in the tree saga is actually more humorous that I imagined it would be.

So Peanuts "evil schemes" are worse than Binos'? Wow, either the content was worse or he was better at executing them.

Funny how characters moments of "lovesickness" has been referred to as "breaking" them.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:58 am

Peanut? Schemes? Y'all better start listening to Tarot.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:08 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote:Peanut? Schemes? Y'all better start listening to Tarot.

Actually tarot is just loosing it because her vissions are showing her the canon timeline. Not this mess.

So, one thing the fic that this was inspired by had a tendency toards, was COMPLETELY missing the point of certain plotlines due to the creator having never read or watched Bleach despite writing about it. things like the cloudcookoolander shopkeep taking over hell in an afternoon because he was bored, spawning from misunderstanding the plot of one of the movies, and that got me thinking... how badly can i mangle Miles' intro?

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Okay, yes, he probably shouldn't have done it in public the instant she got back in town, Bino is going to be giving him grief for that for months, but will you two stop treating Peanut asking Grape out like it's some kind of world ending paradox?

-Fido

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NO IT DOES NOT VIOLATE THE FABRIC OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM TAROT! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU GOT SOMETHING WRONG!

-Fido

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Peanut is Un-Unbanned from the club.

-Bino

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Tarot please stop trying to organize search parties for Zach, he's at the arcade with Tiger.

-Fido

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Yes, I'm sure. you're being ridiculous.

-Fido

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Oh, okay i didn't know he snuck out, but they're both home now and that still doesn't explain why tarot thought he was in the woods.
that dog is loosing her marbles.

-Fido

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Would Bill please report to the vet to un-werewolf himself?

-Bino

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Would Earl please report to the vet to un-werewolf himself?

-Bino

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Would Jerry please report to the vet to un-werewolf himself?

-Bino

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Would Ryan please report to the vet to un-werewolf himself?

-Bino

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Would Melanie please report to the vet to un-werewolf herself?

-Bino

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Would Dad please report to the vet to un-werewolf himself?

-Bino

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Would miles please refrain from staging a barbecue just to try and turn the entire neighborhood? there still need to be humans here to buy the dogfood.

-Bino

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Okay, well if it was an accident that's different, but try not to repeat it?

-Bino

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Can someone rescue fox again? how in the world does someone that talented get kidnapped all the time?

-Bino

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So apparently that new building being constructed is a combination Coffee shop/book store named Daisy's.
Wonder who owns it? Can't be our Daisy...

-Bino

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Wait, What bag of money?

-Bino

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS HAPPENED?!

-Bino

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Dad,

Okay, I admit it DOES make an awesome Halloween costume. Even if it's not actually a costume.

-Bino

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:30 pm

I am still loving these as much as the first time that I read them when you started.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:07 am

...wow, there is a LOT to unpack here.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:57 am

Just had to peak at this and i gotta say ~ i love this. I'm digging the idea of reading a bulletin board style of writing going on at the Dogs Club.

also, love how the club thinks Peanut has a Teleporter and Bino apparantly had to ask who broke Max. (Grape)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:01 pm

A Public Service Announcement from River Ridge Police Department
The Fugitive Joel Robbinson has escaped from custody and is believed to be in the area.
please report any suspected sightings.

-Fido

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An update on the tree-car situation: apparently the bigglesworths have begun remodeling it into a sort of squirrel sized miniature apartment building.
Apparently they need the rent money for extra cat food as their owner lost count of them again and squirrels find a surprising amount of lost change.
Also, someone took the engine.

-Fido

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We found fox, and in a related note Jack's junk collection exploded.

-Bino

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Fox,

Please refrain from James-Bond-ing the wolves, even if one of them is building a suspicious looking machine.

-Bino

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Or at least skip the 'get captured for dramatic tension' step.

-Bino

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So there's a new dog in town, an absurdly buff corgi who has a massive sword and no collar...
I have so many questions...

-Bino

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And apparently the only answer i'm going to get is some nonsense about pulling a 'craytoes' on a giant parot and a lying snake, after his friend threw him under a bus to get out of something early?
Anyone have a translation for that gobldygook?

-Bino

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Tarot will you please stop shouting about the 'spirits having abandoned us'? The world is not going to end because someone won't answer your calls anymore.

-Fido

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Elswhere,

"Huh... I was not expecting a double player-kill..." a figure sitting alone at an empty table commented, looking at the other two empty seats. "I'll count that as a scratch, we'll just have to start over once you two finish regenerating in a century or two..."

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:39 pm

This isn’t just off the rails, the rails have absolutely exploded.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:35 pm

Now is the time all absolute **** will break loose.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:58 pm

I'm just glad King, or at least a weird form of him, is here. But I'm scared to know what the Celestial game is gonna be like, or if it'll be replaced by something worse...

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:30 pm

The Bigglesworths are pretty enterprising, though I guess they have to be if their mom keeps losing track of them.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:51 pm

Nathan Kerbonaut wrote: But I'm scared to know what the Celestial game is gonna be like

on hold while pete and dragon recover from getting Kratos'd by a Mana-infused King (remember how this timeline's zach wasn't lost in the woods? No opener means nothing to derail Petes 'ubercharded avatar' plan.

except maybe joel, the human who found him being angry about getting turned into a dog, still vengeful from Orwell stabbing joel in the back, and turning on pete. then turning on pete's sister when her list of rewards for saving her a lot of trouble DIDNT include turning king back and getting the police off joel's trail.)

EDIT: pronouns edited for clarity

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:55 pm

I was wondering how King ended up getting so buff. The only corgi that I know who is buff isn't really buff rather than more of an action hero who is owned by a roleplaying friend of mine.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:25 pm

Okay, so from what I figure;

1. We went the Housepets: The Series route with Peanut and Grape publicly expressing love.
2. Miles can turn other people into werewolves (the super-hairy humanoid variety or an actual wolf?)
3. King curb-stomped Pete and Dragon super early, probably with Kitsune's help.
4. The teleporter actually works.
5. Tarot is going insane from the lack of direction and the knowledge of how things should be.
6. There's now King's sister in play.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:16 pm

I'm very interested in knowing more about King's sister.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:31 pm

He has a sister? wut? this is the first i've heard of it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:53 pm

Ah, there's the clarification.