Corrupt a wish!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:56 pm

A fun game that is played on a lot of forums, my brother thought it would be fun to see how you all play here on the forums. >:3
It's simple all you do is make a wish...while you Corrupt the wish above you.

Post example:

Post 1
I wish for a million dollars!

Post 2
You do! but it is in zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for...

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That's about it...my post!

I wish for the ability to fly! (old as time itself)

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:57 pm

your wish is granted, but you have to fart everytime you fly.

I wish i had a pony!

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:58 pm

Alright, but the pony hates you and has to be restrained when you're around.

I wish that I had an easier time learning things.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:00 pm

You do, but you forget those things very quickly.
I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted! >:3

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:00 pm

they dont, but this one does.

I wish that the next person corrupts my wish.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:01 pm

The next person was unable to corrupt your wish.

I wish for peace on earth.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:02 pm

it happens, the earth falls to "Peaces" (pieces)

I wish.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:04 pm

no you don't

I wish that unicorns where real

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:05 pm

They are, but they are invisible

I wish I had all the pokemon!

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:11 pm

you do, but it was on a gameboy. and the game broke.

I wish i wish i was a shovel. (+inf points if you SOMEHOW know where thats from.)

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:13 pm

You will, except you will have no legs, arms, or mind.

I wish for a kind, smart, talking cat that is the same size as a normal one is and will live a long happy life with me and my family with no sudden crazy happenings or problems whatsoever.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:15 pm

ok, but you get a mean, stupid, silent dog that is smaller then a normal one is and will die very soon with you and your family with many sudden crazy happenings and problems.

i wish i farted.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:33 pm

Wish granted, but you can't stop.

I wish I could eat everything at a all you can eat buffet.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted, but the food re-materializes itself. so your stuck eating forever.

I wish this wish wouldnt work.

Jersey · Post by **Jersey** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:05 pm

The wish doesn't work only when you're not looking at it.

I wish I didn't mind cold weather so much.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:08 pm

And so it shall be, but now you can't take hot weather.

I wish I could draw non-inappropriate furry art well.

DarkHeartsAndSuch · Post by **DarkHeartsAndSuch** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:09 pm

You can, but now warm weather is torture.

I wish it was snowing.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:24 am

It snowed, and now your roof is co lapsing from the strain!

I wish I could get the raccoons in my yard to stop fighting each other!

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:38 am

You can, but they'll continue fighting in your room.
I wish I was living in America.

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:44 am

Welcome to America, where's your green card? You don't have one?

I wish Ebly would drop in.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:50 am

Ebly drops in, but he's falling with two-ton boots, and you're at the target center, Diss.

I wish that I had more time to do things.

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:56 am

Due to a clerical error, UC-Davis retracts their acceptance of your application. This leaves you with plenty of free time.

I wish I could find an interesting job.

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:06 am

Alright, but it's at a night club. And you're not a bouncer, or a bar-keeper. Let's say it's a "stage-job".

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:27 am

It can’t, but now you’ve wasted your wish.

I wish I wasn’t mandated to have school validate my intellect.

Kyderra · Post by **Kyderra** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:52 am

alright, but the schools are now placed in Holland.

I wish i had Ricks drawing skills.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:53 am

Your wish is granted, you are now instead blind, unable to see what you draw!

I wish I could sing like Jason Mraz... *CRIES*

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:00 pm

you cxan, but now you cant hear

I wish wish i was a shovel (I will send you 100$ if you know where thats from, and yes i said it before)

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:30 pm

You get your shovel, but it the undertaker wants it back.

I wish I knew what he was talking about.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:32 pm

wish granted, but now you can not watch the video.

I wish i loled

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:34 pm

You can Lol now, but you can never stop!

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:36 pm

I wish Rubin would post his wishes, and the choices in the "One of two" game every time he makes a post.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:12 pm

Your wish has been granted, but now Rubin will forget to bring something to place in the vending machine.

I wish I was more clever.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:13 pm

Wish granted, but your wit goes down.

I wish that my H key didnt work.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:15 pm

Your H key won't work anymore, but your whole keyboard will be an H instead!

I wish that my cat could talk to me :<

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:18 pm

It can, but you don't understand what it's saying. And no, "meow" isn't a word.
I wish I could play guitar as good as Eddie Van Halen.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:21 pm

Granted, but you no longer have the ability to buy a guitar

I wish these words are yellow.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:23 pm

They are, but you are colorblind and you won't notice them being yellow.

I wish that I owned a huskey :<

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:23 pm

you do own a Huskey, but you dont own a Husky.

I wish banana

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:26 pm

*curses*

You banana, but banana is not the very banana you want banana.

I wish that my huskEy would turn into a husKY 3:

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:27 pm

It does, but then it dies.

I wish for my dog to die.