Corrupt a wish!

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:47 pm

granted! You get side tracked later, for longer!

I wish fact was always so factual!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:52 pm

They are, they will and always will stay such.

I wish I had knight armor.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:00 pm

Granted! It's too big for you, so while it looks cool, you can't wear it!

I wish to ride a dragon!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:03 pm

But the dragon and you take turns and it gets to ride you half the time.

I wish Santa was real. Coal is valuable. :3

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:54 pm

Santa is now real, but he doesn't give presents.

I wish that it was autumn already, it's getting hot!

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:28 pm

Granted! It's now autumn, and even HOTTER!

I wish i had a pencil

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:20 pm

It has an eraser on both sides. So many mistakes.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:04 pm

granted... ... ...

wish for another wish

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:17 pm

I shall wish for 2!

I wish I never were to forget what to do in my posts.
I wish drama was not so dramatic.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:07 am

granted... now movies like "grave of the firefly" or "dead man walking" are very humerous
and granted... but you will write in swedish to do so

wish for less viruses/trojans etc. in the www and else

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:07 am

Less viruses exist, but those that remain have a much larger impact.

I wish I could sway peoples opinions better.

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:27 am

You are transformed into a salesman

I wish that dinosaurs walked the earth once more

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:32 am

granted... they make 4 steps.. then the army shoot them, because they are too dangerous

I wish I would be happier

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:44 am

You are happier because you are playing with me. :3

I wish I made people around me or over the internet happy on command.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:47 am

granted... but now ppl can be made very sad by command... which highers the suicide rate to the extremes...

wish ppl wouldn't speed this much, many lifes would still exist...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:56 am

(I said only I can command such ferocious powers!)
Everyone safely drives around the streets at a constant speed of 5 mph. (I try to drive 5 below the speed limit.)

I wish I had CAD programs for my computer for free. Sorta want to practice Drafting.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:00 am

granted... but it's still ilegal... even for "easy going CAD"

wish for better weather now

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:19 am

You get rain and lighting, it is so refreshing and it waters your plants. What could be better?

I wish I could reassuringly choose the RP I wish to join. So far I have limited it a bit.

notthatlol · Post by **notthatlol** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:16 pm

You get to choose which RP you want, but there are only 2 now.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:18 pm

Cake, but you are out of wishes.

I wish there was another RP that does not follow the HP laws of physics. That way I can be the way I intended.

notthatlol · Post by **notthatlol** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:20 pm

The RP now exists, but has a 1 post per month limit.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:22 pm

You get pounced by dogs.

I wish I could get time to see that audition of Mawile Guy's.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:28 pm

Granted. Why don't you do it now? It probably won't take
long.

I wish feathers were cosier

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:30 pm

Only if you wear glue before laying on it.

I wish I had a better memory.

notthatlol · Post by **notthatlol** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:46 pm

You forget your wish.

I wish I was I living I upon I a I pillow I.

exranio · Post by **exranio** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:48 pm

Granted but you loose the ability to use the letter "I"

I wish i had a gun

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:53 pm

You get a makeshift PEZ dispenser.

I wish I did not need to go right now, cya tomorrow Aaron, it is time for you to go to bed, right?

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:54 pm

True Flint. Granted though. You can stay for another minute, and will probably be able to come back on before you go to sleep. Night

I wish sleeping wasn't important

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:19 pm

It is not, but it is more relaxing a wastes away your days.

I wish Aaron would get out of that comfy bed and back on.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:54 pm

Granted, at least I wish it was granted. (I didn't even notice that pun until I wrote it

)

I wish Bed wasn't so comfy

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:56 pm

It is as hard as a rock but we still need it. Thankfully I still have meh hammock.

I wish I really did have a hammock, with no insects on or near the area with a insect barrier.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:33 pm

Granted, but you'd be surprised how easy it is to fall off. Also, it's not quite as comfy as you'd hope.

I wish good food was also tasty food.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:38 pm

I've been in a hammock once, it was great.

And bad food tastes even better, addictingly better. Everyone gets fat.

I wish I could eat a larger array of vegetables and like it.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:56 am

Granted!

...But then scientists create new hybrid veggies outside your range that are even better for your health, but worse tasting. Yes, you do have to eat them!

I wish college didn't cost so much.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:07 am

Granted, you need to get hundreds of scholarships to lower the cost.

I wish I were not so........problematic.

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:17 am

If you didn´t forsee THAT :
Now you get boring. VERY boring.

I wish I had more rubberducks.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:33 pm

But they keep getting stolen somehow.

I wish the Fair I will be going to has many rides.

notthatlol · Post by **notthatlol** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:39 pm

t has 42 of the same type of rde.

wsh had a delcous chocolate ce cream cake.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:55 pm

It was hit by a shrink ray. At least you get a crumb.

I wish I knew more about computers and how to fix them.

notthatlol · Post by **notthatlol** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:01 pm

You know everythng there s to know about computers, but NOTHNG else.
Breathng and eatng ncluded.

wsh could use that letter that some guy made me unable to use.