Corrupt a wish!

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:45 pm

Granted. Now what? ._.

I wish I had known my name means pie.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:46 pm

granted... your new name is... "pie"

wish for knowing it before

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:47 pm

Granted. You knew before, that water was wet. Thats a lot of use.

I wish I hadn´t to go to bed now.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:47 pm

granted... you get 3 extra minutes

wish for more wisehs

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:48 pm

not Granted! Bad Jakkal! Bad! No treat for you!

I wish for a treat to give to Jakkal

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:51 pm

granted... he will be pleased... no... I will be pleased... hahahaah

wish for a special thread for Aaron

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:54 pm

The same thing as the Kyderra appreciation thread. It reaks havok.

I wish the Forumites did not trail of the threads purpose. Myself included.

Hera Ledro · Post by **Hera Ledro** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:46 pm

Granted, but everybody begins to say the exact same thing.

I wish Lisa Lougheed had made more awesome music D:

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:48 pm

granted, but there is a new, more awesome person in the music industry now.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:56 pm

No wish?

I wish I knew what to do in bad situations.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:03 pm

You do, however its usually the uncomfortable thing to do.

Edit: I wish I would remember to wish

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:09 pm

Granted! That's what edits are for!

I wish I didn't have to go to bed...10 mins ago

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:10 pm

granted! you had to go to bed 11 minuets ago.

I wish I could stop time.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:11 pm

You do not have to, stay here with me.

Don't leave! *Cries*
You can, but that causes hick-ups in time and space and deforms the universe.

I wish I could shapeshift. Big flying squirrel.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:13 pm

granted, but you can only concentrate enough to shift your head. (yay for short attention spans!)

I wish TV wasn't boring...

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:23 pm

Alright, but everything else is boring

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much as I do

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:51 pm

You procrastinate as much as I do now. That is not much better.

I wish Aaron sleeps well tonight. =3 Any every other night for that matter.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:45 am

He sleeps well, but only in ways that make you jealous.

I wish for teh Tomb Raider Bacon!

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:55 am

granted... but you only recieve bacon... hmm bacon

wish for bluer skies

Hera Ledro · Post by **Hera Ledro** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:01 am

Granted, but the blue is such an extreme light blue that it virtually looks like white. You can no longer see the sun against the background due to the intensity of the white; indeed, simply staring up at the sky pains your eyes to the point of near-blindness.

I wish my dog would eat at the right time >_>

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:04 am

granted, but his "right time" not yours

wish for being more awake

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:23 am

granted, now you´re hyper active. Like a squirrel. Not a certain one, though.

I wish I knew how flint can be in sweden and north carolina at once.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:29 am

granted... you won't be satisfied with the answer

wish for more oil

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:37 am

Granted, you´ve got a giant oil leak in your closest ocean.

I wish for less oil.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:38 am

Prices rise and our fossil fuels run out.

I wish we were faster in fixing problems.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:39 am

granted now cars drive with coal

wish for better ways to save the environment

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:40 am

The better ways are all based on human sacrifices.

I wish that my banning combo is never broken.

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:14 am

You are banned - had to be done

I wish I knew what was going on

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:41 am

You know it now. But its so terrifying that you get trauma and stuff

I wish I had a ridable wolf pet.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:45 am

granted... but you need a stable for it... and hours to clean his fur... and hundrets of € to pay for his food

wish for realism

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:57 am

Now you are a realist and never again have fun watching something non-real, like housepets.

I wish I had blue eyes.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:12 am

granted, but not your iris is blue... it's the skin around your eyes....

wish for more funny comments here

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:14 am

Granted, but the funny comments are bad.

Wish for more ppl to play forum games with me right now D:

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:28 am

granted... Jakkal entered the ring

wish for more respect

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:29 am

Granted. You have got the respect of some old man who you don´t know.

I wish for being asked for respect less frequently.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:30 am

granted, but now nobody is respecting you, punk

wish for less anoying adds on tv

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:33 am

Granted, but due to lack of profit all the TV stations have to be closed. You dis-invented TV!

I wish for more smileys.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:41 am

granted... now a text message is 45% smilies, and 20% misspellings

wish for another forum layout

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:43 am

Granted, but it is horrible and looks like the designer was electroshocked when trying to design.

I wish for the color blue.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:44 am

granted... but it was wished just one or two pages ago... the wish selfdisctructed...

wish for another brick in the wall