Corrupt a wish!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:57 pm

You have fake pink dress-up wings glued onto your back.

I wish achievements existed in real life. THat way I have something to strive for.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:27 pm

They're all "grind" achievements.
High School Diploma: "Spend a total of 12600 hours of time in school."

I wish that common sense were far more common.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:52 pm

Wishes don't exist, magically making things happen at the snap of a finger is completely illogical.

I wish Wisdom was more apparent in people.

Mirror · Post by **Mirror** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:11 am

Granted, wisdom becomes tangible and quantifiable, unfortunately it clogs up in blood vessels and causes countless fatalities, until only the most simple-minded people remain.
What have you done?!

I wish Sword of the Stars 2 were released next month and be as totally awesome as presumed.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:31 am

Granted. It's released, and it's everything you ever dreamed it would be and more! ... And by 'more', I mean a lot more faults, glitches, and bugs, due to the game's early release causing it to have skipped the testing phases.

I wish that insanity was profitable.

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:05 am

It is - even though it is commonly frowned upon, there's still a few freak shows out there

I wish that The Darkness would reform (but with the original bassist)

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:11 am

I seem to have stumped everyone with my wish, perhaps I should change it...

I wish I could fly? Come on guys, this is an easy one!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:25 am

You could fly, you make another attempt by jumping off a cliff. Go from there.....

I wish good dreams lasted till the climax, not end right before them and leave you wondering.

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:45 am

OK... good dreams do last until the climax, but when they end they leave you longing for them even more than before.

I wish I was the fastest man alive

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:47 am

Links back to the previous statement because I could run so fast I could run through the air (just to be sure that I paid attention

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FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:05 am

I don't know a better way to reply to this other than This is the story of your life. May have like one or two bad words.

I wish I could meet some of the people of the forums.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:08 pm

Granted! You now know everyone, but none of them like you and you are ignored.

I wish for this game to permanently end and never restart, Nor anything similar. Ha.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:23 pm

The people who play this game get mad and attack you during our meeting together.

I wish Zlash's wish is a lie.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:42 pm

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:The people who play this game get mad and attack you during our meeting together.

I wish Zlash's wish is a lie.

it turns out that instead of the actual wish, zlash wished for cake, making cake the lie
i wish cake wasnt a lie

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:40 am

It isn't - however it is extremely fattening

I wish that I had long hair again

P.S - Nice one a few messages ago Flint! Cyanide and Happiness are awesome.

Zlashdrive · Post by **Zlashdrive** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:55 pm

Granted! You have three hundred foot hair and nobody will cut it.

I wish you were more specific.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:32 pm

He now writes essays of his wishes which discourages you to read it and this fun game does not continue.

I wish I could go to a furry convention.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:07 pm

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:He now writes essays of his wishes which discourages you to read it and this fun game does not continue.

I wish I could go to a furry convention.

GRANTED! but you have to take ME with you ^^
i wish i had the cash to take flint to a furry convention

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:14 pm

Granted, but by "Furry" it's just a bunch of elderly men with lots of hair. ><

I wish, I wish, I had a fish...

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:46 pm

LucidDarkness wrote:Granted, but by "Furry" it's just a bunch of elderly men with lots of hair. ><

I wish, I wish, I had a fish...

granted, you have one FISH stick
i wish i had more fans over on fa

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:52 pm

Granted, but all they do is pester you and ask for you to draw pornographic images of their characters. >>

I wish I had the motivation to draw more...

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:55 pm

LucidDarkness wrote:Granted, but all they do is pester you and ask for you to draw pornographic images of their characters. >>

I wish I had the motivation to draw more...

granted, a little person appears and kicks your shin until you start drawing
i wish i had people asking for commissions
(also, heh, i'm no where near good enough to draw that stuff...)

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted.. But no one will pay for them.

I wish I could get a free drawing. XD

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:02 pm

LucidDarkness wrote:Granted.. But no one will pay for them.

I wish I could get a free drawing. XD

your wish is granted, but you must search for an artist willing enough which ends up sending you on a quest to find them (heh, i do freebies.. ^^)

i wish i had more time

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:04 pm

You have to much time and get bored.

I wish I had just enough time.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:05 pm

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:You have to much time and get bored.

I wish I had just enough time.

granted, you have just enough time before having to log off forever
i wish you had all the time in the world

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:08 pm

I am immortal and out live all my friends and family and will have a morbid existence.

I wish life gave lemons.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:10 pm

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:I am immortal and out live all my friends and family and will have a morbid existence.

I wish life gave lemons.

granted, you are now a sourpuss
i wish life gave candy!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:15 pm

Everyone gets cavities, and as such, the dentists run out of numbing medican. Now you will suffer like I did on my own accord.

I wish music could be listened to multiple times and not get boring.

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:17 pm

FlintTheSquirrel wrote:Everyone gets cavities, and as such, the dentists run out of numbing medican. Now you will suffer like I did on my own accord.

I wish music could be listened to multiple times and not get boring.

granted, but now everything else is boring to you
i wish flint were an aussie

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:18 pm

Granted, and then a dingo eats his baby. ;_____;

I wish I had my own place. ><

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:20 pm

LucidDarkness wrote:Granted, and then a dingo eats his baby. ;_____;

I wish I had my own place. ><

granted, its right next door to mine and i annoy you every morning before you wake up
i wish Crimson was real
"hey i-" SHHHH!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:21 pm

He is, and attacks Dream Person while he is asleep.

I wish Chim would calm down.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:23 pm

Granted! Now he says everything in a boring calm monotone

i wish for...something I'll think of later

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:23 pm

You thought of it now...

I wish i had A7X's new album.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:26 pm

You have a stupid cinder block instead.

I wish I had time to check the other topics.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:27 pm

Then you realize it's a pun because of his large chin. ><
**Edit** Granted, and then all the topics stop moving...

I actually wish I lived next door to Furry. At least then I'd be able to wake up at a reasonable hour in the morning!

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:29 pm

You fall into a coma.

I wish I was proactive enough to draw.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:30 pm

Granted. You turn into an anti-zit cream. xD

I wish I wasn't in a coma.

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:31 pm

TOO BAD

I wish it was snowing out.