Corrupt a wish!

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:30 am

Granted, but you'll realize that you really are a furry and be publicly humiliated a week later.

I wish I were a judge so people would recommend something outrageous and I could reply with "I'll allow it."

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:31 am

Granted, but I don't realize I'm a furry. The public humiliation will still happen, though.

I wish Dissension would pick one nickname he would use for me.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:37 am

Granted, I suppose. Hmm. Dismuke? There. It's because... uh... you're from Fort Worth, young, and do voiceover.

I wish Dismuke really was Dismuke. = P

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:39 am

Dissension wrote:Granted, I suppose. Hmm. Dismuke? There. It's because... uh... you're from Fort Worth, young, and do voiceover.

I wish Dismuke really was Dismuke. = P

You know I actually know him. Sort of. He goes to my high school. Er, my old high school. meh.

I wish I actually knew Dismuke.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:44 am

Granted, but Dismuke doesn't actually know you. Hilarity ensues.

I wish Dismuke had once been rescued from fangirls by Vic Mignogna.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:45 am

I am, but Vic proceeded to beat me up and throw me in the dumpster.

I wish we could move to a different topic.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:47 am

I'll allow it, though Dylan will be disappointed that he didn't get to tell his story once again.

I wish I actually knew Rick.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:47 am

Granted, but Rick doesn't actually know you. Once again, hilarity ensues.
I wish Ebly would make an appearance.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:49 am

Granted, but Ebs appears durring an embarrassingly monstrous thunderstorm, at midnight, on your front porch, with no place to go.

I wish I could think of wishes that didn't involve knowing people.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:50 am

Granted, but your desire to meet the Housepets cast suddenly increases.
I wish I had a working phone.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:57 am

Granted, but local calling costs a dollar a minute.

I wish I had a computer that didn't lock up!

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:05 am

You get a new one, but you dont know the password...

I wish I had more then 7 gigs of hardrive space.... total!

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:06 am

Granted, but your iPod degrades to a 1st generation shuffle.

I wish I had a pizza.

Post by **Dissension** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:12 am

You get a delicious, thin-crust anchovies and goat cheese.

I wish I had a Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, and Pineapple on hand-tossed crust, light on the sauce.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:19 am

Granted...but that pizza is over a year old.

I wish for...CS5 Master suite!

bixlow · Post by **bixlow** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:27 am

You mumbled, and got a Hive of Master-Chiefs
I wish for a donkey

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:31 am

Granted. but its a real bubblegum. (am I aloud to use it in context?)

Teh Brawler wrote:Granted, but your iPod degrades to a 1st generation shuffle.

I already have a first gen Shuffle...

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:50 am

I wish I was classified.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:35 am

You are. Your class is the unclassified people.
I wish I could control lightning.

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:39 am

Granted, you kill yourself with it.

I wish I was Peanut from Housepets!

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:35 am

You Become peanut, but then they cancle the comic, beacause they cant find him!

I wish this was post 100 on the thread... oh wait.

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:43 am

Granted, but then the thread gets closed.

I wish I had some ice cream.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:47 am

*Giant scoop of ice-cream falls on top of Miles*

I wish my dog was a bit smarter.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:47 am

He is a bit smarter, he then knows how to open doors, escape from everything, and get into everything. Thus causing chaos.

I wish people would vote on my CYOA :3

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:10 pm

granted, 2 people will vote soon.

I wish I had the power to stop time!

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:26 pm

You do, and you stop time, but you can't unfreeze time. On top of that, your body is frozen as well, so your mind is stuck forever. Also all the clocks in the world freeze and shatter.

I wish I had a fish.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:45 pm

you do, it eats you.

I wish I could grant wishes, like really grant them.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:48 pm

you do, but soon you start granting them uncontrollably. Mojo Jojjo wishes he could rule the world, and he grants then overrun your house with monkeys.

i wish i had telekinesis

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:10 am

You get it, and the thoughts of the world invade your mind and give you migraines!

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:16 am

I wish Rubin had wished for something.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:28 am

you get it, and he wishes for your post to have not happened, there by nullifieng your wish!
He also wished for a can of tuna

Dr. Prower · Post by **Dr. Prower** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:31 am

Granted, but the tuna's still alive and it whoops you for wanting to eat it.

I wish for a Whopper.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:32 am

wish is grated, if walking into suppermarket

I wish I could draw better

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:30 am

You can now draw better, except your coloring is so bad it kills.

I wish I did not have to edit this post.

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:23 am

You no longer have to edit posts, but now you spend hours NitPicking them before clicking submit.

Slippery-Q · Post by **Slippery-Q** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:17 pm

I wish for Rubin to make more wishes when he posts so I can corrupt them..

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:22 pm

granted! but you can't think of a way to corrupt any of them cos they are that good.

i wish for more desu.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:01 pm

you get whatever the hey a desu is, but it eats you.

i wish i was famous

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:07 pm

Granted! Now you have haters who are jealous of you and are spreading rumours.

I wish I could pull a sword out of my leg!

Rubin · Post by **Rubin** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:12 pm

You do, but its actually your femur, sharpened like a sword