The Vending Machine Game!
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The Vending Machine Game!
The first forum game here! Or at least I think... and if Rick approves....
So this game is easy, all you do is put something into the vending machine(it can be anything, like time! lol) then the next person will tell you what you get then they insert something else into the machine. It can be as random as you want it or whatever.
Ex:
Person 1:
You get a pie.
*inserts garbage*
Person 2:
you get global warming.
*inserts headphones*
and so on... I'll start it.
*inserts Coca-Cola can*
So this game is easy, all you do is put something into the vending machine(it can be anything, like time! lol) then the next person will tell you what you get then they insert something else into the machine. It can be as random as you want it or whatever.
Ex:
Person 1:
You get a pie.
*inserts garbage*
Person 2:
you get global warming.
*inserts headphones*
and so on... I'll start it.
*inserts Coca-Cola can*
Last edited by JakJak on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:34 am, edited 1 time in total.
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You get a motorboat... Good luck carrying it home!
*Inserts girlfriend*
(Hows them apples for random? XD)
*Inserts girlfriend*
(Hows them apples for random? XD)
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CONGRATULATIONS!!! you now carry an STD!
*inserts broccoli flavored candy *
*inserts broccoli flavored candy *
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You get actual brocolli! Eat your veggies.
*inserts hopes and dreams*
*inserts hopes and dreams*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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Out popped all of life's disappointments! (Have fun)
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You get back a lawsuit from the RIAA because apple repair turned you in!
*inserts wig*
*inserts wig*
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You get a ball of yarn! Being eco-friendly is great, isn't it?
*Inserts $2.50*
*Inserts $2.50*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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congrats! you've now paid the Disney price for a BOTTLE OF FRIKKEN WATER!
*inserts lit match*
*inserts lit match*
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You get a Fire Mephit (He starts your pants on fire)
*Inserts Gold Coin*
*Inserts Gold Coin*
Be nice to Ebly... He makes up 15% of the ENTIRE forum!
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You get a chocolate one! Hope you're lactose tolerant.
*Inserts *
*Inserts *
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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Out pops
*Inserts "Ratatoing" DVD*
*Inserts "Ratatoing" DVD*
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Hey whattaya know, that's actually a movie and not a misspelling of "Ratatouille"... You get an apologyOriginal Vend wrote:You get Dyslexia!
*Inserts foot*
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a hand! Your left hand to be precise. Don't ask why, you just do...
*inserts banana*
*inserts banana*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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Out pops a yellow gun that shoots cherries.
*inserts sarcasm*
*inserts sarcasm*
I do in photoshop what kindergartners do with fingerpaints.
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You get satire.
*inserts a cheeseburger*
*inserts a cheeseburger*
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You get a lolcat
*inserts gummy bears*
*inserts gummy bears*
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you get gummi poachers!
*inserts happy*
*inserts happy*
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You get sad....wait, no that's to sad. You get irony instead.
*inserts favorite song*
(sorry, I just had to show you guys this song, I love it!)
*inserts favorite song*
(sorry, I just had to show you guys this song, I love it!)
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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You get: Deaf! Don't listen to your music too loud next time.
-inserts blindness-
H'oh yeah let's get metaphysical.
-inserts blindness-
H'oh yeah let's get metaphysical.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get a Car accident!
*Inserts random hair accessories one by one*
*Inserts random hair accessories one by one*
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you get the worlds most messed up Trolli doll
*inserts religion*
*inserts religion*
Is Night So Different From Day?
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You get atheism.
*inserts a keyboard*
*inserts a keyboard*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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You get a printout featuring every letter and character in the qwerty setup...
*inserts... BOLD TEXT*
*inserts... BOLD TEXT*
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you get CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
*inserts blank*
*inserts blank*
Is Night So Different From Day?
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You get: Bullets!
-Inserts solipsism-
-Inserts solipsism-
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!
Take that, society!
Take that, society!
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You get: Mark David Chapman!
-Inserts panentheism-
(side note: am i allowed to be proud that i knew what solipsism was long before i saw the wiki article on it or it that just too nerdy?)
-Inserts panentheism-
(side note: am i allowed to be proud that i knew what solipsism was long before i saw the wiki article on it or it that just too nerdy?)
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: Norton!
-Inserts dial-up- (what can I say, it's all I have right now)
-Inserts dial-up- (what can I say, it's all I have right now)
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get a dinosaur egg!
*Inserts MSN*
*Inserts MSN*
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You get: Skype!
-inserts excitable puppy-
-inserts excitable puppy-
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get: Proxies!
(at least i get it whatever)
-inserts tree of knowledge-
(at least i get it whatever)
-inserts tree of knowledge-
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get censorship, bush style.
*Inserts the German language*
*Inserts the German language*
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You get a volkswagen (BEST CARS IN TEH WURLD!)
*inserts train...not model*
*inserts train...not model*
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You get a cow stuck in some tracks, hope your bought your cattle prod.
*inserts decaying banana peel*
*inserts decaying banana peel*
How are all you guys doing, huh? Guys?.......guys?
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you get olde tyme slapstick comedy
*inserts 18 espresso shots*
*inserts 18 espresso shots*
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You get a lawsuit for public indecency.
*Inserts Pluto* (The planet, not the Disney dog)
*Inserts Pluto* (The planet, not the Disney dog)
Meow! *Cough* Uh, I mean, Woof.
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You get a note. On it are the words: "Sorry, Pluto, but you're just not a real planet."
*inserts swim wear*
*inserts swim wear*
How are all you guys doing, huh? Guys?.......guys?
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You get a cup of water lol
*inserts fish & chips*
*inserts fish & chips*