The Vending Machine Game!

JakJak · Post by **JakJak** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:42 am

The first forum game here! Or at least I think... and if Rick approves....

So this game is easy, all you do is put something into the vending machine(it can be anything, like time! lol) then the next person will tell you what you get then they insert something else into the machine. It can be as random as you want it or whatever.

Ex:
Person 1:
You get a pie.
*inserts garbage*

Person 2:
you get global warming.
*inserts headphones*

and so on... I'll start it.

*inserts Coca-Cola can*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:39 am

You get a motorboat... Good luck carrying it home!

*Inserts girlfriend*

(Hows them apples for random? XD)

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:21 pm

CONGRATULATIONS!!! you now carry an STD!
*inserts broccoli flavored candy *

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:44 pm

You get actual brocolli! Eat your veggies.

*inserts hopes and dreams*

insignificance · Post by **insignificance** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:08 am

Out popped all of life's disappointments! (Have fun)

*Inserts damaged iPod*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:58 am

You get back a lawsuit from the RIAA because apple repair turned you in!

*inserts wig*

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:16 am

You get a ball of yarn! Being eco-friendly is great, isn't it?

*Inserts $2.50*

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:32 am

congrats! you've now paid the Disney price for a BOTTLE OF FRIKKEN WATER!

*inserts lit match*

Tomfox · Post by **Tomfox** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:49 pm

You get a Fire Mephit (He starts your pants on fire)

*Inserts Gold Coin*

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:26 pm

You get a chocolate one! Hope you're lactose tolerant.

*Inserts

*

insignificance · Post by **insignificance** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:29 pm

Out pops

*Inserts "Ratatoing" DVD*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:54 pm

Original Vend wrote:You get Dyslexia!

Hey whattaya know, that's actually a movie and not a misspelling of "Ratatouille"... You get an apology

*Inserts foot*

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:23 pm

You get a hand! Your left hand to be precise. Don't ask why, you just do...

*inserts banana*

BeyondUshuaia · Post by **BeyondUshuaia** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:51 am

Out pops a yellow gun that shoots cherries.

*inserts sarcasm*

JakJak · Post by **JakJak** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:14 am

You get satire.

*inserts a cheeseburger*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:02 am

You get a lolcat

*inserts gummy bears*

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:10 pm

you get gummi poachers!
*inserts happy*

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:18 pm

You get sad....wait, no that's to sad. You get irony instead.

*inserts favorite song*

(sorry, I just had to show you guys this song, I love it!)

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:24 pm

You get: Deaf! Don't listen to your music too loud next time.

-inserts blindness-

H'oh yeah let's get metaphysical.

insignificance · Post by **insignificance** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:46 pm

You get a Car accident!

*Inserts random hair accessories one by one*

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:06 pm

you get the worlds most messed up Trolli doll

*inserts religion*

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:36 pm

You get atheism.

*inserts a keyboard*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:31 am

You get a printout featuring every letter and character in the qwerty setup...

*inserts... BOLD TEXT*

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:50 am

you get CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

*inserts blank*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:03 pm

You get: Bullets!

-Inserts solipsism-

Jumplion · Post by **Jumplion** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:04 pm

You get the Wikipedia Page for it.

*Inserts John Lennon.

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:07 pm

You get: Mark David Chapman!

-Inserts panentheism-

(side note: am i allowed to be proud that i knew what solipsism was long before i saw the wiki article on it or it that just too nerdy?)

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:11 pm

you get autotheism !

*inserts Virus*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:18 pm

You get: Norton!

-Inserts dial-up- (what can I say, it's all I have right now)

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:16 pm

You get a dinosaur egg!

*Inserts MSN*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:17 pm

You get: Skype!

-inserts excitable puppy-

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:20 pm

you get : disgruntled cat

*inserts 7*

Ebly · Post by **Ebly** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:22 pm

You get: Proxies!
(at least i get it whatever)

-inserts tree of knowledge-

insignificance · Post by **insignificance** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:40 pm

You get censorship, bush style.

*Inserts the German language*

FerretWithASpork · Post by **FerretWithASpork** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:05 pm

You get a volkswagen (BEST CARS IN TEH WURLD!)

*inserts train...not model*

Nuclear Fusion · Post by **Nuclear Fusion** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:43 pm

You get a cow stuck in some tracks, hope your bought your cattle prod.

*inserts decaying banana peel*

daemonxblaze · Post by **daemonxblaze** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:58 pm

you get olde tyme slapstick comedy

*inserts 18 espresso shots*

Oblivion · Post by **Oblivion** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:47 pm

You get a lawsuit for public indecency.

*Inserts Pluto* (The planet, not the Disney dog)

Nuclear Fusion · Post by **Nuclear Fusion** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:01 am

You get a note. On it are the words: "Sorry, Pluto, but you're just not a real planet."

*inserts swim wear*

JakJak · Post by **JakJak** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:41 am

You get a cup of water lol

*inserts fish & chips*