The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Bobby McFerrin with a machine gun. Killing them. Apples can't be happy.

Inserts: Eye crusts.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get brain shattering embarassment when your crush points them out.

(In my household they are called fairy poop. We're weird. Shut up)

*Inserts a crossbow + scope*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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http://images.shoutwire.com/pic_full/sn ... f0dc48.jpg

That is all.

*inserts cold shoulders?*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get PUT ON A COAT.

*Inserts a phone booth*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get trapped with a phone book!

*inserts heavy metal*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get hearing loss at the age of 32.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get torn to pieces by its decieving looks

*inserts a golden Grape*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an orange.

*inserts a baked potato.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjz3NV8l0zI

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get something more artistic than modern art.

*inserts a roommate singing badly in the shower*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a toilet flush.

*Inserts a Koopa*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get illegal mushroom, and the popo on yo' case!

*inserts qwerty*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get my best friend.

*Inserts a box of tissues*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get my Language Arts project.

*inserts tapemeasure*
Pfft, and they said I couldn't toast breakfast cereal. Now look who's laughing!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a hard house project

*inserts a Green Card*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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the vending machin opens because you had the right colour for it! yay! then it close's and says "fooled ya sucker!"

*inserts my physical body*
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You get your spiritual body.

*Inserts unedible food stuffs*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a piece of paper that says "but i don't like McDonalds! :( "

*inserts a cat named Grape*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a dog named Peanut

*Inserts $5 Bill*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You Get A Half used Roll of Tape

*inserts Disposable Lighter
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get lost flames of mirrors?

*inserts an airplane car*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get to travel anywhere you want!

*Inserts quantum physics*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a very confused person

*inserts the letter 'O'*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get the letter 'O' again.. Woot!

*inserts himself*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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i come to insert some thing and a bloody mess comes out :o



*inserts Chuck Norris*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the meaning of life.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get wars, wars, and more wars that dont make any since

*inserts a nice simple looking scare crow*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a plot for a horror film.

*Inserts chedder flavored semi-solid stringable cheese sticks*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Hmmm... >_>

You get a wombat. Don't ask. They like cheese, though.

*Inserts empty pop-corn bag.*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a home made chewing gum

inserts alien potato
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a green, radioactive potato salad.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a very odd movie about a man in pajamas o_0.
i know its weird XD

*inserts puppy treats!*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get 101 Dalmatians!

inserts the Energizer Bunny.
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
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You get a long lasting radio.
*Inserts Big Bad Wolf theme*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get Were wolves of London.

*Inserts CoCo puffs*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get "Fruity Pebbles".

*Inserts a half eaten doughnut*.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a full doughnut with a note the note says "this doughnut tastes like heaven of earth, but when you eat it you will die
Preferably if a fiery explosion, but the pyrotechnics guy didn't show up. so all i could get was too many aspirin pills into it"

i insert the pyrotechnics guy who just showed up.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Shock an Awe! explosions.

*inserts a dog named Fox*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Keeshah wrote:You get Shock an Awe! explosions.

*inserts a dog named Fox*
You get a kitty named "Mouse".

*Inserts a Zune*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a return for repair box from Microsoft.

*inserts a Wii*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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