The Vending Machine Game!

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:53 am

You get a song that will help you solve all your problems. Also, food.
*Insert Stewart Griffin*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:27 am

You get the original Iron Chefs from Japan!

* inserts Capt. America *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:31 am

You get Captain Planet
*inserts Snow Leopard*

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:56 pm

you get a sun leopard

*inserts boredom*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:49 pm

You get a messy bedroom (since that's an anagram of boredom). Clean it up. That'll keep you from being bored.

*inserts Pocky*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:40 pm

You get a ticket to Anime Con.
*inserts a yearbook*

WolvenPaw15 · Post by **WolvenPaw15** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:50 pm

You get a Messy haired Teen (I'll admit thats me )

*Inserts Paparazi*

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:57 pm

you get Lady Gaga's best song
*inserts cream cheese*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:02 pm

You get cherry cheesecake! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

*inserts a miserable little pile of secrets*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 pm

you get Blackmailed!

* inserts Scrubbing bubbles *

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:30 pm

you get a very clean bathroom
*inserts guitar*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:45 pm

you get a Banjo!

* inserts football *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:42 am

YOU GET MY ANGER AT ALABAMA FOR SCORING ON US TWICE AFTER EVERYONE KNEW THEY HAD ONE AND BEING ARROGANT SHOWOFFS
*INSERTS THE CONTINUATION OF MY ANGER*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:51 am

YOU GET TEXAS CAPS LOCK RAGE (KINDA LIKE JOEY WHEELER'S BROOKLYN RAGE, BUT WITH MORE "YA'LL" AND FEWER LOWERCASE LETTERS).

*INSERTS "SNAP" SPYING ON ME AND TAKING A VIDEO TAPE OF ME*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:18 am

you get your video pirated an posted on You Tube!

* inserts The Bengals in the super bowl *

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:48 am

You get The Bangles in the Super Bowl. "Walk Like an Egyptian" is sung during the half-time show.

*inserts a giant pile of salt*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:04 am

*you get a hairball*

*inserts lie detector.*

EchoFireant · Post by **EchoFireant** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:22 am

You get a bunch of innocent people behind bars.

*inserts DNA testing*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:44 am

you get a doit yourself kit to create housepet like morphs!

* inserts frozen Oranges on trees *

Hipstar · Post by **Hipstar** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:04 pm

you get a scene out of The Day After Tomorrow.
*inserts Slap Chop*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:37 pm

You get Slap Chop Rap. ("Watch this!")

*inserts a Game Genie*

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:34 pm

Teh Brawler wrote:YOU GET MY ANGER AT ALABAMA FOR SCORING ON US TWICE AFTER EVERYONE KNEW THEY HAD ONE AND BEING ARROGANT SHOWOFFS
*INSERTS THE CONTINUATION OF MY ANGER*

[intermisson] HAHAHAHAHA TEXAS SUCKS!!! (and I might live there) I"M GLAD ALABAMA WON, AND DON'T BLAME IT ON COLT MCCOY'S ABSENCE!!!!!! ALSO, MARK INGRAM IS BEAST!!!![done]

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:02 pm

The Game wrote:[intermisson] HAHAHAHAHA TEXAS SUCKS!!! (and I might live there) I"M GLAD ALABAMA WON, AND DON'T BLAME IT ON COLT MCCOY'S ABSENCE!!!!!! [done]

[intermission]*eye twitches*[/intermission]
Before anything comes out, you hear drilling in the back of the machine. Curious, you look around, but there's no opening anywhere, save for the dispenser, which was already there. You slowly poke your head inside.....AND GET SMOTHERED AS THE MACHINE STARTS SPEWING OUT UT SHIRTS!

*Inserts comeuppance*

[intermission]*Hides drill* Muahahahaha[/intermission]

WolvenPaw15 · Post by **WolvenPaw15** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:46 pm

*Takes Drill*

You gett your own undoing

*Inserts Drill since he had one*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:20 am

you get a visit to the dentist! WrRrRrRRRrrRRRrr

* inserts Charms Blow-pop *

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:09 pm

You get Drooble's Best Blowing Gum!

*Inserts this topic*

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:16 pm

you get bored people posting on it over and over and over....

*inserts giant abyss*

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:51 pm

You get an apocalyptic RPG
*inserts a rose*

Cipher · Post by **Cipher** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:20 pm

You get a flower by another name, funnily, it still smells like a rose...

*Inserts a monkey on a typewriter*

EchoFireant · Post by **EchoFireant** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:36 am

You get a story comprising mostly of this "aifasjnd mchaksnaf fjaslkdfakfa skfakjf af kjanf, af ajf fm,a faf af gak,dfpw8293uer lrt nljfns fna, 'af " and a broken typewriter

*Insert the story written by the monkey*

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:02 am

You get the Nobel prize for literature.
*Insert a cell phone (SE k800i)*

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:21 am

You get an SMS saying someone sent you a 3,200,000 pixel photo of the inside of the machine, but the photo is too big to be sent in an SMS

Inserts Keeshah's dentist.
No, wait, I can't do that.
*Pays Keeshah's dentistry bill and then inserts Keeshah's dentist!*

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:14 pm

*you get a pair of 3D glasses*
*Inserts a Jar of pickles*

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:48 pm

You get a Jar-Jar of pickles. Meesa ever more annoying in briny cucumber form!

*inserts a bag of tricks*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:11 pm

you get the trickster Coyote.

* inserts some of this an that *

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:33 pm

You get these and those
*inserts an Everquest CD*

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:09 am

you get an AOL cd.. 6 times!

* inserts a nice warm fire pit. *

Noir The Sable · Post by **Noir The Sable** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:29 am

The vending machine spews fire from its output hole for a good thirty minutes.

*Inserts airline food*

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:07 am

You get an error message: oxymorons not allowed

*Inserts a Sandwich*

Zeru · Post by **Zeru** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:31 pm

You get a cant enjoy your sandwhich meme.

-inserts a porkchop-