The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get nerd cred.


*inserts pooh*
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You get: Wii!

oh god that was one of the worst puns i've made in a long time.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an incredibly violent lead guitarist!

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You get: dead.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get imaginary friends!

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You get: Eva!

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You get a flawless way to get a girl at the beach.

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You get: A flawless way to get me. Right now. ANY WAY YOU WANT. U: -grabbyhands at hot chocolate-

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You get annoyance at having to search up every one of your inserted objects!

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You get: Me. On the carpet. Rolling around. STOP INSERTING THINGS I WANT PLEASE AND THANK YOU ;AAA;

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You get HEAR ME RAWR!!!

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You get McDonald's secret sauce.

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you get a night of DnD


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You get CHANGE IS GOOD.

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you get: the reason mommy and daddy call you their "happy little accident"


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You get Savlian Matius! (MY HOME! MY muffins and cookies HOME IN FLAMES!... you mean the priest?)

Oh, and it's a day of DnD :3

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You get tossing buckets of paint on a canvas and calling it a masterpiece.

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you get a frikken GREAT prank!


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You get THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!

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you get that photo in an Obituary

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You get PTDs (Pants Transmitted Diseases)

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you get college gourmet


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You get a minor encounter with drama D:

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you get a surprise porcupine! have fun cuddling

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you get bear zzaped!

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you get a watch that connects to the internet!

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you get a station wagon

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get because your worth it too!

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you get your stomach pumped! that cookie dough was full of salmonella
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You get nothing, because you didnt insert anything!

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you get what i throw at you for pointing out my mistakes!

*inserts NOTHING!*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the contents of daemonxblaze's head!

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you get Disney's EPCOT's Mission: Space (where i used to work)

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You get smoking tossed into a awesome comic...

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you get a ***

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you get MLA?

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!! hit.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get Cyrano De-Burgerac


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You get looking odd in front of all the cool people turning your head at an angle trying to identify what number it is.

(Or you get infinity. Either way)

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Raisins. Duh.

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