The Vending Machine Game!
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You get a 1-Up mushroom!
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you get upset that you couldn't complete the joke I WAS GUNNA BE HIPSTAR SUPERMAN!!!
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You get my anger at expressing boredom at Owl City HOW DARE YE
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you get good mileage and cheap gas and sowwy im a hipstar fury (oh god that would be a horrible sight: "yeah my fursona is a raccoon with black rim glasses but I don't really care I'm apatheic to groups even though I'm in the furry fandom. Isn't that ironic?")
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you get FreeFall
* inserts a gold foil wrapped chocolate coin *
* inserts a gold foil wrapped chocolate coin *
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You sit there, waiting for the vending machine to dispense something. Bored, you check your watch. It is 12:54 PM. Your thoughts turn to all of the things you're missing out on right now; you're supposed to be at a party at Mr. Howell's house 1:00 PM, but you absolutely refuse to leave this vending machine until it has dispensed something. If there's one thing you know about Mr. Howell, it's that he knows how to host a truly excellent party, even in spite of his refusal to serve any potables more potent than Dr Pepper. Staring at the vending machine, you see that nothing has come out yet. You worry that you will be late; will they start a round of Apples to Apples without you? As much as you love that game, though, getting something out of this vending machine is obviously more important. Frustrated, you kick the vending machine. The vending machine collapses; apparently, it was only made out of cardboard, and it doesn't have anything in it to dispense. Depressed by the thought of having been fooled by such a trick, you pull out your handgun, which was a present your loving father got you for your 20th birthday, aim it into your throat, and pull the trigger. Nothing happens; apparently, you forgot to load the gun. You run to your car, rifling through the various crevices, such at the glove compartment and underneath the seats, in which your bullets might have slipped. Alas, you fail to find any -- but you do find an unopened can of Hemlock-Cola which you forgot you had. You eagerly open it, planning to drink the contents and end your life. However, it turns out not to be a real soda can, but a safe disguised as a soda can; the safe contains nothing but $17 in change and your grandmother's secret calzone recipe. Wait a minute -- your grandmother's secret calzone recipe? Suddenly, you remember how good her calzones are, and regain your will to live. Instead of attending the party or killing yourself, you opt to drive to your grandmother's house to eat one of her calzones. However, the moment you arrive at her house and exit your car, you see something you did not expect to see: the vending machine, back with a vengeance! It explodes, and not just one, but thousands of gold-foil-wrapped chocolate coins like the one you inserted start raining -- or maybe hailing -- from above. You're so stunned, that the idea of avoiding the chocolate rain (or maybe hail) doesn't occur to you, and you just stand there, getting pelted on the head by the coins. You sustain major head injuries, and die.
(This was intended as a response for "brevity", but hey.)
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(This was intended as a response for "brevity", but hey.)
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you got shameless self promotion, but hey, well done NES music!
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*you insert delicious beer*
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I get hard-liquor
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You get El Dia de los Muertos
*Inserts 9001 Pesos*
*Inserts 9001 Pesos*
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You get a posse performing 9001 poses. (Get it? Anagram humor.)
*inserts a MasterCard*
*inserts a MasterCard*
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you get charged 29.9 % on all your purchases
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Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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You get an avatar
*Inserts his own blood*
*Inserts his own blood*
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you get a blood bank
*inserts giant banner that says 2010*
*inserts giant banner that says 2010*
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You get arrested for trying to pass off a giant counterfeit $2010 bill.
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*inserts a saw*
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You get a bow and make a musical saw, then you start a Neutral Milk Hotel cover band.
*inserts add looking for band members*
*inserts add looking for band members*
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
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You get a subtract deciding which band members to do without.
*inserts a plank of wood*
*inserts a plank of wood*
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you get kicked by an environmentalist
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*inserts zune hd*
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You get the population of Warren.
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*Inserts the fact that I hate living here*
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You get a quarter -- call someone who cares (and who isn't an inanimate object, like a frigging vending machine).
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*inserts blue Stratego pieces*
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You get Diet Dr. Pepper
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you get a very confused person trying to figure out how to use it
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you get Flicka
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* inserts chocolate coated espresso beans! *
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Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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You get the ability to vibrate through walls
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you get bubbles
*inserts lightbulb*
*inserts lightbulb*
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You get an obligatory light bulb joke! How many vending machines does it take to make change for a light bulb? NONE. Because a light bulb isn't MONEY. Also, you get a candle.
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*inserts a bed*
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You get a super large slinky.
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*inserts the slinky*
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you get a Ferret!
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* inserts a Blacklight! OoOooo glowly! *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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you get your crusts cut off!
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Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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You get a dental appointment
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ouch)Keeshah wrote:you get your crusts cut off!
You get a dental appointment
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You get a vacuum cleaner
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you get, a Dust Devil !
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* inserts a sun flower *
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Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You Get BBQ Sunflower seeds
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You get a PS3 and a copy of "Project Needlemouse."
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You get screwed over by said machine because it gives you Bino for Joey
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