Chat Thread 35: If It Doesn't Exist, Then It Will Be Made

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:58 pm

Inali wrote:What about bacon flavored gum?

why would you ever do that to yourself?

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:00 pm

I don't see anything even a little unreasonable about bacon popcorn.

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:01 pm

The internet's bacon fixation is rather frustrating. I am not a fan of "randomness" that truly only pulls from a predetermined pool of memes.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:03 pm

Seth wrote:
Inali wrote:What about bacon flavored gum?
why would you ever do that to yourself?

Okay, I would have to try it ONCE. I know that it would probably suck...

It would be pretty awesome prank gum though... Unless, of course, the person you're trying to prank likes any and all things bacon.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:36 pm

Seth wrote:
Inali wrote:What about bacon flavored gum?
why would you ever do that to yourself?

Follow the link. http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/
Also, I have decided on what to do for superhero day, I'm going to be the Musically Appreciative Spider, M.A.S for short. I'm going to walk about the school with an iHome playing music to people, I will also take requests. I took an old burned sweatshirt of mine and made it like the Sweatshirt of Scarlet Spider from the Spiderman comics, removing its sleeves and writing M.A.S on the front with a spider listening to music, and TGW near the sleeve, on the back it says I TAKE REQUESTS. So it should be a fun time.

Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:40 pm

Inali wrote:
Seth wrote:
Inali wrote:What about bacon flavored gum?
why would you ever do that to yourself?
Okay, I would have to try it ONCE. I know that it would probably suck...

It would be pretty awesome prank gum though... Unless, of course, the person you're trying to prank likes any and all things bacon.

I tried chocolate soda once. it didn't taste like chocolate at all.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:46 pm

It tasted like that OTHER kind of chocolate.

Also, post 1111 spent making poop jokes, arent I classy.

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:47 pm

Aww man my 10,000th post should've been a fart joke.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:49 pm

Sleet wrote:Aww man my 10,000th post should've been a fart joke.

Well crud
maybe you can do it for 100,000

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:56 pm

That was the plan.

Actually by then Rick will have undergone a drastic transition into webcomic Bog Saget and my 100,000th post will be a stupid raunchy joke.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:59 pm

Rick can't be webcomic bob Saget
he's actually funny

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:01 pm

Seth wrote:Rick can't be webcomic bob Saget
he's actually funny

Well Rick will stop being funny and start being really dirty.

Duh.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:03 pm

Sleet wrote:
Seth wrote:Rick can't be webcomic bob Saget
he's actually funny
Well Rick will stop being funny and start being really dirty.

Duh.

But to be Bob Saget he'd have to start unfunny and get less funny as his career went on.
I think webcomic George Carlin would be a better parallel
start funnier get more bitter and raunchy as time goes on

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:09 pm

I think you're looking too far into a dumb little gag.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:13 pm

Undoubtedly

just realized that was a one word post
so here are some more words
Spanish inquisition
plural
vestigial
innertube

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:20 pm

I agree 45727%

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:25 pm

Look guys, that's more of a guideline than a rule. If you feel like your post couldn't be improved with a second word or more, it's okay to post just one word. Just try to use more developed thoughts when you can.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:04 pm

Okay.

I will be certain to substantiate my posts with actual, meaningful content whenever I am able, so as to decrease the likelihood of one-word posts, and I won't ramble on about a pointless subject such as the fact that I will be careful in the future to type worthwhile posts consisting of more than a single word.

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:07 pm

Yeah.

Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men were created equal.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:06 pm

Transonic.

(Just a cool word, thought it should go here.... No other thought.)

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:27 pm

Yeah... anywho, back on the topic of bacon for a moment; I absolutely love bacon. With a fiery passion, I do. So, as far as I'm concerned, if anything tastes remotely like bacon, I will try it at least once. Whatever it may be.

I've discovered that it actually makes for a pretty good topping for ice cream or blending ingredient for milkshakes. Also, seasoned curly fries, covered in nacho cheese, topped with bacon bits. Hogawd. My friends and I took a plateful of the fries from the burger section of the caf at college last semester, grabbed the cheese from the nachos, and nabbed the bacon from the salad bar. It was glorious. ;__;

I figure it shaved about 4 years off of my life expectancy. Worth it.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:28 pm

KJOokami wrote: I've discovered that it actually makes for a pretty good topping for ice cream or blending ingredient for milkshakes. .

You'd like my friend, she put bacon in chocolate chip cookies once.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:31 pm

Has anyone ever had Pig Candy before? It's smoked bacon covered in syrup and brown sugar... Sooooooo good.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:33 pm

Seth wrote:You'd like my friend, she put bacon in chocolate chip cookies once.

Sounds pretty legit to me.

@Inali: Is that drool pooling down my chin? Yes. Yes it is.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:35 pm

KJOokami wrote:
Seth wrote:You'd like my friend, she put bacon in chocolate chip cookies once.
Sounds pretty legit to me.

@Inali: Is that drool pooling down my chin? Yes. Yes it is.

The more I think about it, the more I want....

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:48 pm

Ew bacon.

Everyone seems to like bacon, so I'll be the antithesis.

Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:50 pm

Wanderer wrote: Everyone seems to like bacon, so I'll be the antithesis.

correction: everyone loves bacon

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:51 pm

Wanderer wrote:Ew bacon.
Everyone seems to like bacon, so I'll be the antithesis.

*high fives*

I don't like bacon either.

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:53 pm

My mom doesn't like bacon, but I love it.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:53 pm

Yeah go bacon haters!

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:57 pm

Bacon is hit and miss with me. It has to be cooked just right, and even then it's DEFINITELY not usually a morning food. but sometimes bacon is just amazing.

bacon, you so mysterious

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:58 pm

Whoah
it's okay to hate superfluous bacon flavoring, but hating bacon itself?
I have to draw the line there.
now Y'all are just gettin strange

Psykeout wrote:Bacon is hit and miss with me. It has to be cooked just right, and even then it's DEFINITELY not usually a morning food. but sometimes bacon is just amazing.

bacon, you so mysterious

Aye
Bacon is a strange and vexing mistress

Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:59 pm

yeah. the bacon at my school just sucks. it just disintegrates in my mouth. It needs to be thicker for me to like it.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:03 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:yeah. the bacon at my school just sucks. it just disintegrates in my mouth. It needs to be thicker for me to like it.

It's not the straight-off-the-pig kind, is it?

Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:05 pm

probably not.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:05 pm

is there beacon that's

not
straight off the pig
...?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:06 pm

Turkey Bacon?

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:07 pm

Sleet wrote:That sounds disgusting. No offense!

it tastes more like beef jerky though >.>

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:08 pm

Canadian bacon! Which is... actually ham. But whatever.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:09 pm

Seth wrote:Turkey Bacon?

That's the only other kind I know of... Is there chicken bacon? Because if there is, I WILL find it...