Chat Thread XXX: It's Not What You Think

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:16 pm

Discussing potential drinks and alcohol?

LOLNOPE

NO. FUN. ALLOWED.

*shot for random*

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:22 pm

No discussing illegal activity is allowed. Alcohol isn't illegal; alcohol being consumed by people who are too young to legally drink in their country is illegal.

So it's fine to mention alcohol, but don't suggest you drink it or intend to drink it if it's not legal in your country.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:24 pm

so.

I saw a cool tow truck. on the side was written
"We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tow"

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:25 pm

That's awful and excellent.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:26 pm

Sleet wrote:It's what happens when you consume nothing but My Little Pony-themed cocktails (which do exist, as I discussed with Brent last night).

Which are far more popular, might I add, than my little Pony-Cocktails

Psykeout wrote:so.

I saw a cool tow truck. on the side was written
"We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tow"

Yeah, I've seen that
Although aren't they the ones with the tow?

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:28 pm

they want your business though.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:43 pm

Psykeout wrote:they want your business though.

Whoa man, businesses want your business
Also, business is like "busy-ness"
Words are funky dude

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:46 pm

CaptainPea wrote:"busy-ness"

Looks like them Latin roots are putting on their trollface again.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:03 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
Psykeout wrote:they want your business though.
Whoa man, businesses want your business
Also, business is like "busy-ness"
Words are funky dude

more like a busy MESS.
of FERRETS.

wait what.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:13 pm

Or possibly FURRETS?

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:34 pm

I don't like ferrets, but a friend of mine plays guitar in front of the school library before school begging for money to buy a ferret. Why? I have no idea.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:35 pm

Because he wants a ferret, can play the guitar, and has no other way of getting money?

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:42 pm

Well here is the thing, he has a sign in front of him that says "RAISING MONEY FOR A FERRET" yet he has a job that pays him well so I don't see the point of doing this since he only makes like $4 a day in change.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:42 pm

Probably because he wants more? Or just 'cause he's kinda stupid.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:52 pm

I wish I could use some sort of artistic talent to make money.

also, I wish you could capitalize the word "I" to put emphasis on it. like
"Don't ask ME!" emphasis is on the "me"
"How should I know?" no emphasis.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:57 pm

I'm fairly sure that "I" is the only word, outside of proper nouns, that is always capitalized in the English language. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I find it an odd convention.

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:15 pm

Psykeout wrote:I wish I could use some sort of artistic talent to make money.

also, I wish you could capitalize the word "I" to put emphasis on it. like
"Don't ask ME!" emphasis is on the "me"
"How should I know?" no emphasis.

It's really annoying when you can't use italics like you can here. I usually use slashes, which makes me feel dirty.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:38 pm

You could just put italics tags there anyways just to spite the system's lack of proper emphasis.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:34 pm

If everyone used italics all the time, every comment would look sarcastic.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:47 pm

Would it?

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:56 pm

No, probably not.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:00 am

Dunno I'm kind of getting that vibe.....

DoctorDoc · Post by **DoctorDoc** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:04 am

I think maybe using all-caps would be more effective when conveying sarcasm.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:08 am

DoctorDoc wrote:I think maybe using all-caps would be more effective when conveying sarcasm.

DON'T YOU THINK IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE SHOUTING?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:10 am

OR AT LEAST VOLUME

DoctorDoc · Post by **DoctorDoc** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:11 am

Yeah, it doesn't seem too sarcastic.

Jeez, sarcasm is tricky.

Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:23 am

really? I had no idea.

ChewyChewy · Post by **ChewyChewy** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:33 am

"Oh, a SARCASM detector, oh that's a REAL useful invention!"

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:38 am

Now I'm confused
Like for real
Seriously guys

DoctorDoc · Post by **DoctorDoc** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:43 am

I can't tell the truth from the lies anymore! D:

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:45 am

Just as planned

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:45 am

Everything we say is a lie, including this statement.

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:47 am

NO THERE WAS SARCASM THAT I WASN'T A PART OF

DoctorDoc · Post by **DoctorDoc** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:47 am

Kitela wrote:Everything we say is a lie, including this statement.

I... I...

D':

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:03 am

This statement is spoken with no interpretational strings attached.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:13 am

Is it written with no "interpretational" strings attached.

ChewyChewy · Post by **ChewyChewy** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:15 am

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

("This is not a pipe.")

Post by **Sleet** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:35 am

<3 Rene Magritte!

Irony · Post by **Irony** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:52 am

Hi guys! I am new and thought I w

Kitela wrote:Everything we say is a lie, including this statement.

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Post by **Sleet** » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:56 am

Good job, Kitela! You broke the new guy! D: