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Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:49 pm

Psykeout wrote:It's Canadia's fault.

ALSO.

if they are CANADIANS, they must come from CANADIA. not CANADA.

so im changing the name.

So I'll call them Canadans instead.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:50 pm

Being 10 makes it a bit more understandable Cotal. Though I have seen collage students do plenyt of stupid things in the name of amusment. I believe I mentioned the climbing of streetlights and the atempting to swing on power lines... or Telephone lines. I couldn't tell which they were. It was quite a sight to see though.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:51 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Psykeout wrote:It's Canadia's fault.

ALSO.

if they are CANADIANS, they must come from CANADIA. not CANADA.

so im changing the name.
So I'll call them Canadans instead.

But then you'd have to rename 30,000,000 people. Why not just rename 1 country?

You will find this logic strangely infallible.

Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:52 pm

Psykeout wrote:
RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Psykeout wrote:It's Canadia's fault.

ALSO.

if they are CANADIANS, they must come from CANADIA. not CANADA.

so im changing the name.
So I'll call them Canadans instead.
But then you'd have to rename 30,000,000 people. Why not just rename 1 country?

You will find this logic strangely infallible.

BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW I DO THINGS!!!

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:54 pm

um.

...

ok.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:55 pm

Well Said Brent, well said.

Additionally it would take A lot of legal work to rename a country...

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:58 pm

Vespier Leo wrote:Well Said Brent, well said.

Additionally it would take A lot of legal work to rename a country...

well who said they would do it legally :3?

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:00 pm

Well it would be the best way to go about it...

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:04 pm

Not really. If everybody just starts calling it Canadia, then that's all we need.

I'm 20% sure that Canadians DO call it Canadia.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:09 pm

Psykeout wrote:
RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Psykeout wrote:It's Canadia's fault.

ALSO.

if they are CANADIANS, they must come from CANADIA. not CANADA.

so im changing the name.
So I'll call them Canadans instead.
But then you'd have to rename 30,000,000 people. Why not just rename 1 country?

You will find this logic strangely infallible.

That's just how they roll in Kentuckia

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:23 pm

Much better then Marylandia

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:24 pm

Psykeout wrote:Much better then Marylandia

But that doesn't work, since Marylandian is not a word.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:27 pm

marylande, then.

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:29 pm

Georgian works, but it has other meanings as well....

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:32 pm

Psykeout wrote:marylande, then.

A New Yorker isn't from New Yorke, so Marylander checks out, even if it sounds dumb.
You're just jealous because your state's demonym isn't as cool as mine

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:35 pm

But my city can be either Lexingtonian OR Lexican, which are both just as cool as Annapolite.

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:37 pm

Psykeout wrote:But my city can be either Lexingtonian OR Lexican, which are both just as cool as Annapolite.

Psykeout wrote:Annapolite.

No, Anna is actually kind of a jerk. She's Diss's sister.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:38 pm

I don't live anywhere near Annapolis, although it could conceivably also be Annapolian. Although that sounds like Napolean, who isn't always the best figure to relate oneself to.

Post by **Dissension** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:38 pm

I'm an Arkansan from Arkansas. Makes sense, don't it? *giggles*

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:41 pm

mathgrant wrote:
Psykeout wrote:But my city can be either Lexingtonian OR Lexican, which are both just as cool as Annapolite.

Psykeout wrote:Annapolite.

Psykeout wrote:Annapolite.
No, Anna is actually kind of a jerk. She's Diss's sister.

made me giggle pretty hard.

CaptainPea wrote:I don't live anywhere near Annapolis, although it could conceivably also be Annapolian. Although that sounds like Napolean, who isn't always the best figure to relate oneself to.

You live in Maryland, Annapolis is in Maryland, Maryland is the size of a swimming pool. Ergo, you live at least close to Annapolis.

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:42 pm

Psykeout wrote:Maryland is the size of a swimming pool.

So New Jersey is the size of a toilet? (Not that comparing New Jersey to a toilet is anything new.)

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:49 pm

Texas is the Size of Rosie O'Donnel. (and twice as obnoxious)

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:54 pm

Psykeout wrote: You live in Maryland, Annapolis is in Maryland, Maryland is the size of a swimming pool. Ergo, you live at least close to Annapolis.

According to The Le Google De Maps , the distance between DC and Annapolis is a little less the distance between Lexington and someplace nearby named Berea, that is to say around 30 miles.

Also, just in case you were thinking this, Annapolis isn't exactly a hopping place. It's a little fishing town that has the state capitol in it. It's very nice, just not exactly bustling.

Psykeout wrote: Maryland is the size of a swimming pool.

Psykeout wrote:Texas is the Size of Rosie O'Donnel. (and twice as obnoxious)

So Maryland is larger than Texas, is what you're saying

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:57 pm

In the summer of 2006, i had the traumatizing experience of having the state capitals drilled into my head. I can now name at least (and often no more than) one city from each state. Maryland is one of those states.

Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:59 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
Psykeout wrote: Maryland is the size of a swimming pool.

Psykeout wrote:Texas is the Size of Rosie O'Donnel. (and twice as obnoxious)
So Maryland is larger than Texas, is what you're saying

no. that is not what he's saying.

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:01 pm

Psykeout wrote:Texas is the Size of Rosie O'Donnel. (and twice as obnoxious)

I don't know whether to respect you for dissing Rosie O'Donnell, or disrespect you for dissing my state. Many of the people who dis Texas are obnoxious, too. >.>

Then again, I deserved it for dissing lions and tigers, don't I?

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:05 pm

I have no idea what to compair the size of Georgia to...

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:09 pm

I've never been there, but the plants in Texas are dumb

Vespier Leo wrote:I have no idea what to compair the size of Georgia to...

Georgia is roughly the size of itself

Psykeout wrote:In the summer of 2006, i had the traumatizing experience of having the state capitals drilled into my head. I can now name at least (and often no more than) one city from each state. Maryland is one of those states.

I think most people would name Baltimore when pressed for a city in Maryland, but Annapolis works too

Vespier Leo · Post by **Vespier Leo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:11 pm

CaptainPea wrote:Georgia is roughly the size of itself

True... Minus Dade county if you go by official records before 1945...

Post by **Sleet** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:13 pm

Greetings from sunny Missouria!

ResTheRabbit · Post by **ResTheRabbit** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:26 pm

And I'm from the Boot State... 030 Louisiana. And it is like a boot in many ways... it's humid, muggy, and smells... just like a boot! X3

Cwitt · Post by **Cwitt** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:39 pm

Why must Nebraska be so boring?

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:40 pm

Ahem. The following is an excerpt from a series of text messages exchanged between one of my friends and I.

Him: NYAN CAT!

Me: Yeessss!

Him: also a space viking riding a unicorn thru space with a rainbow coming out of the unicorn's [REDACTED]. one word. EPIC.

Me: What, poptart cat ain't good enough for ya? >:3

Him: no its not. u got a problem with that!?

Me: BLASPHEMER.

Him: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A KOALA FIGHT!

I think he would fit in well here. XD

Cwitt · Post by **Cwitt** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:43 pm

If were posting interesting text messages we got today...

Friend: [Redacted]
Me: Watch your language!
Friend: lol I can't see my words
Me: Subtitles my friend, subtitles.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:55 pm

Cwitt wrote:Why must Nebraska be so boring?

Pretend you've lived your entire life in Beijing, that would make Nebraska interesting, if only for the differences

Cwitt wrote:If were posting interesting text messages we got today...

I don't know how to text, but I don't think I ever will, since I've tried typing on phones (even ones with relatively large keyboards) and the only thing I can think is "Holy friggin socks this is really really really uncomfortable and unwieldy".

mathgrant · Post by **mathgrant** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:55 pm

I get the distinct feeling that, as a Texan, I don't belong here at all.

I apologize to everyone I hurt during my most recent stint here, especially the ones in New Jersey. You guys are cool, and belong on this forum.

Whaddya mean there are more Texans here than residents of New Jersey? Crap. . . .

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:01 pm

Grant of Math, please. you belong here like hats belong on a stylish man's head.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:04 pm

Psykeout wrote:Grant of Math, please. you belong here like hats belong on a stylish man's head.

I read "head" as beard, which gave me pause for a moment. This is usually an indicator that I need sleep.
or that the frog people are invading my brain again

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:23 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
Psykeout wrote:Grant of Math, please. you belong here like hats belong on a stylish man's head.
I read "head" as beard

Psykeout wrote:hats belong on a stylish man's beard.

Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:25 pm

Psykeout wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:
Psykeout wrote:Grant of Math, please. you belong here like hats belong on a stylish man's head.
I read "head" as beard

Psykeout wrote:hats belong on a stylish man's beard.

that's more like a beard on a stylish man's hat.