Captain Pea's Fantabulastic Thread For To Chat In

[CaptainPea]

I don't have to worry about changing because I can just add. :3

You can't just add willy-nilly, though- don't you use one image from each comic you read, and then various pictures of your hypothetical selves of both genders?

That is correct, my ambiguously fuzzy friend!

As I've said before, I am the premier member of the Chemosynthetic Archae fandom. Join today, before we go too mainstream!

Ack it's late I need to go to bed earlier

[mathgrant]

I interrupt these avatars for two word puzzles.

1. Rearrange the letters in GASOLINE to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

2. Rearrange the letters in ELECTRONICA to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

Here are the answers: GAIN/LOSE, CLEAN/EROTIC

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

I interrupt these avatars for two word puzzles.

1. Rearrange the letters in GASOLINE to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

2. Rearrange the letters in ELECTRONICA to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

Here are the answers: GAIN/LOSE, CLEAN/EROTIC

YAY, I CHEATED RIGHT!!! ^_^

[dalonewolf25]

I interrupt these avatars for two word puzzles.

1. Rearrange the letters in GASOLINE to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

2. Rearrange the letters in ELECTRONICA to get a pair of words whose meanings are opposites.

Here are the answers: GAIN/LOSE, CLEAN/EROTIC

YAY, I CHEATED RIGHT!!! ^_^

Cheaters never prosper...
*looks above*
...that's just the exception. Everything has an exception...
> .>
< .<

[Vespier Leo]

I am not shure that is nessarilly a good thing Brent....

[CaptainPea]

Cheaters never prosper...
*looks above*
...that's just the exception. Everything has an exception...
> .>
< .<

For example, the exception to the law of conservation of matter is that I can erase matter from existence with my laser vision.

I am not shure that is nessarilly a good thing Brent....

Cheating is always a good thing

[Psykeout]

Cheaters never prosper...
*looks above*
...that's just the exception. Everything has an exception...
> .>
< .<

For example, the exception to the law of conservation of matter is that I can erase matter from existence with my laser vision.

I think laser vision is one of the most over-hyped super powers. You can only use it if you can see the other person, it can be defeated with a mirror, and no one has yet to explain why your eyes don't melt when you use it.

Cheating is always a good thing

Today we are learning about the concept of cheating, children!

[CaptainPea]

Cheaters never prosper...
*looks above*
...that's just the exception. Everything has an exception...
> .>
< .<

For example, the exception to the law of conservation of matter is that I can erase matter from existence with my laser vision.

I think laser vision is one of the most over-hyped super powers. You can only use it if you can see the other person, it can be defeated with a mirror, and no one has yet to explain why your eyes don't melt when you use it.

I've always assumed that "laser vision" was just a figurative term, and that the energy coming out of ones eyes were not literally laser beams.

But here's a thought- wouldn't laser vision worth anything be able to cut through things, like walls and doors and such? So, if you had such a powerful laser, would it reflect off of a mirror or just cut through it? I'm hardly a scientist, so I don't know.

It always bothered me that cartoons assumed any sort of beam-shaped attack would bounce off a mirror, seems to me that if you had a freeze-ray or some such, and shot it at a mirror, the mirror would just freeze.

[Tiggy]

I'm starting to think that I'm a bad person for only lurking and not posting anything. >.<

And ewwno, cheatiiing.

Nothing good comes from cheating. :V

[yehoshua]

I am in your chat thread, lurking and watching you, learning your ways and weaknesses, bwahaha.

[Psykeout]

I've always assumed that "laser vision" was just a figurative term, and that the energy coming out of ones eyes were not literally laser beams.

But here's a thought- wouldn't laser vision worth anything be able to cut through things, like walls and doors and such? So, if you had such a powerful laser, would it reflect off of a mirror or just cut through it? I'm hardly a scientist, so I don't know.

It always bothered me that cartoons assumed any sort of beam-shaped attack would bounce off a mirror, seems to me that if you had a freeze-ray or some such, and shot it at a mirror, the mirror would just freeze.

It always bugged me too, but seeing as it's a made up power, we have to go with the parameters set up by the people who created it, and THEY all say that if you happened to be admiring yourself, laser beams will never hurt yourself.

so

vanity is a NON-deadly sin.

THINK ABOUT THAT, DANTE*.

Nothing good comes from cheating. :V

You mean like winning?


*Probably has nothing to do with any of the seven sins

[yehoshua]

Cheaters can win!? Someone must have hacked the database, you h4x0rs D:<

[CaptainPea]

Cheaters can win, it's just not very much fun, unless you're turning the challenge to get away with cheating into a game of itself.

The problem is there's very few opportunities to do that without serious consequences; If you're cheating at something trivial (like, say, anagram puzzles), there's probably minimal effort to stop you so there's not much of a challenge, but cheating at something where the legitimacy of the outcome is actually important (gambling, elections, tournaments, quite a few other things) is both more difficult and not exactly ethical.

[mathgrant]

Cheating is always a good thing

I can't believe I never realized this before. Cheating is always a good thing! All hail Eugene Varshavsky! Screw people who want chess tournaments and sudoku tournaments to be a legitimate test of brainpower!

[Psykeout]

If you're good enough at cheating, you can become a magician. Which is a respectable career.

In an unrelated note

I find this strip much funnier when the the panels are read in reverse order.

[Rojo Ninja]

Heh. As Peanut sloooooooowly backs away from Grape.

[CaptainPea]

Ew... Grape just pulled food out of her throat and put it back on the pie? Not how it works, kid.

[Psykeout]

The pie never looses any chunks, though. so she might as well just be eating more pie.

[CaptainPea]

The pie never looses any chunks, though. so she might as well just be eating more pie.

That's not true, you can see a dent right where she put the fork in the last two panels

[Psykeout]

The pie never looses any chunks, though. so she might as well just be eating more pie.

That's not true, you can see a dent right where she put the fork in the last two panels

Oh i see it now.

That's not how pie works.

what.

[CaptainPea]

That's not how pie works.

what.

Also, have you ever noticed that the characters are, like, bipedal, and can talk and stuff? Also there's that purple cat? I mean come on, how hard is it to do a little research?

[Psykeout]

For those things, I have willing suspension of disbelief.

[Rollofthedice]

That's not how pie works.

what.

Also, have you ever noticed that the characters are, like, bipedal, and can talk and stuff? Also there's that purple cat? I mean come on, how hard is it to do a little research?

Well obviously the comic is set in a alternate universe in the distant future where aliens genetically modify animals to walk and have anime fur (because aliens love anime, don't you know), but then a freak accident happened and all the aliens and knowledge of them is destroyed but humans are still alive and rebuilt society and that's why Anime Bosom X is the best show ever

[Psykeout]

That's not how pie works.

what.

Also, have you ever noticed that the characters are, like, bipedal, and can talk and stuff? Also there's that purple cat? I mean come on, how hard is it to do a little research?

Well obviously the comic is set in a alternate universe in the distant future where aliens genetically modify animals to walk and have anime fur (because aliens love anime, don't you know), but then a freak accident happened and all the aliens and knowledge of them is destroyed but humans are still alive and rebuilt society and that's why Anime Bosom X is the best show ever

Just gonna leave this right here

[Rollofthedice]

Just gonna leave this right here

Oh. I, um, kinda forgot about that thread.

[yehoshua]

I have no idea what's going on right now but I think that it's ok to make one post about aliens every now and then. According to the rules, I suppose we can say that it's ok for Roll to spout one Housepets based Alien joke, not mentioned in the rules or anything. Either way, maybe we shouldn't talk too much about the comic in the forum made specifically to talk about non comic related stuff.

[Sleet]

There's also a furry thread. 83

Anyway, it's OK, Yehoshua. Things are pretty loose in here. At least until something like this happens so much it becomes a problem or the other thread stops getting posts because of it.

*Probably has nothing to do with any of the seven sins[/color]

He doesn't.

Ew... Grape just pulled food out of her throat and put it back on the pie? Not how it works, kid.

Cats are weird, man.

[yehoshua]

My cat thinks she's a dog.

[Psykeout]

I wasn't telling him he had done anything wrong. I just thought he would be interested in knowing we have a thread for that. In case he wanted to make more wild guesses. Generally speaking though, anything can go in this thread that doesn't break the rules, because the topic will usually change to something else.

*Probably has nothing to do with any of the seven sins

He doesn't.

Didn't think so. I should see who is credited with them.

Garth Nix

If you got that i would be your bestest friend

[Liam]

Ew... Grape just pulled food out of her throat and put it back on the pie? Not how it works, kid.

Why, my cat constantly pulls stuff out of her throat and puts it somewhere.

[Alex M.]

My room is flooding ;A;

[CaptainPea]

Ew... Grape just pulled food out of her throat and put it back on the pie? Not how it works, kid.

Why, my cat constantly pulls stuff out of her throat and puts it somewhere.

With a fork?

My room is flooding ;A;

Well that's not good. Is it underground?

[Alex M.]

My room is flooding ;A;

Well that's not good. Is it underground?

First floor. Even worse, the water is coming from the window.

[Sleet]

Ew... Grape just pulled food out of her throat and put it back on the pie? Not how it works, kid.

Why, my cat constantly pulls stuff out of her throat and puts it somewhere.

With a fork?

Cats are pretty smart, man.

[Tiggy]

*nods*

Cats sure are!

[Sleet]

Except tigers. They are dumb and not really that cute.

[Tiggy]

you're going to wish you didn't say that sleet.

[Sleet]

What're you gonna do about it? ;3

[Tiggy]

*tackles*

Growl rawrmew. |3

[mathgrant]

I have to agree with Sleet. Half of the tigers I've ever gotten to know don't like me. I also dislike lions.