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The time stops for you and you are frozen in time now.

I wish for more stars to see.
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You are thrown into orbit.
I wish for better food...
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Better taste, worse for you.

I wish to be able to move back and forth through stages of my life. Please don't say I go too far back and disappear.

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The changes are caused by a freak radiation poisoning. You transform freely for a few hours before succumbing to radiation sickness.

I wish for more excitement in my life.
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Granted you become so excited that you die of a heartattack.
I wish for less cold....
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Granted, but now its always too hot.

I wish I was blind!
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Granted. You're now seriously blind. I'm a corrupt genie. :twisted:

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You do, but now thats all you ever say

I wish I didn't get nervous easily
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Granted, you become fearless and are near mortally injured doing dangerous stunts.
I wish to relax....
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You relax into death's embrace.

I wish for a better computer.
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You get one, but it is only a shell.
I wish for less pain..ow..
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You lose the ability to fell Pain. You eek out a horrible existence because of this wish.

I wish for this thread to end on a happier note.
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Happy music starts playing...

I wish for soothing music...
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It only plays when you are already relaxed.

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you are forced to live through each life dying a thousand times...
I wish for a simple life...
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Granted, but you're now bored out of your skull

I wish my friends would to talk to me more often... -_-;
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You are now skitsophrenic, your frinds are now inside your head....
I wish for something sweet...
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Granted. You taste something so sweet that it gives you diabetes.


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It has AI. It uses the internet to enslave humanity and puts you up as a powerless figurehead while it remains the power behind the throne.

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granted only for it to be taken from you 2 minutes later
I wish for some company I feel lonely :(
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?

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You will feel even lonelier in about five minutes. I need sleep.

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary.
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It is not anymore but the extra 7 hours a day drive you mad
I wish for a guitar Rickenbacker 4000 blue to be exact
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?

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You receive one in the mail. You are absolutely satisfied. After playing it too much you get arthritis. For playing to much video games.

I wish I could sleep easier.

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you fall into a coma..

I wish for lower expectations....
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They are so low that you find death acceptable.

I wish that history textbooks were accurate.
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All history books now become blank..

I wish that I could see the world...
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you are launched into space for a better view
I wish for a white Christmas
it takes an idiot to do cool things that's why they're cool
soothing no?

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A blizzard striks and you are snowed in untill spring..
I wish for happy times...
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you get them but die during the middle of those times
I wish for Santa to truly exist
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Granted, He is then aressted for breaking and entering...

I wish for a better bed...
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You get a burnig coal bed.

I wish for more RAM for my computer.
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You get a goat..
I wish for good health...
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It goes to someone else.

I wish for more gold.
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Granted, You are crushed under its weight.
I wish for silver...
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Granted. It's an unstable isotope and it decays.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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Granted. Your computer becomes corrupted, and you get the blue screen of death.

I wish for life.
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Granted and you just lost the game!
I wish for time travle..
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Granted, but the ever-daunting problem: You land somewhere else in space.

I wish for time.
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You get a copy of Time magazine.

I wish for a better vehicle.
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Granted. You had: No vehicle
You get: A pack of pencils (if you can't create transportation with that, I'd be surprised....


I wish for a pack of gatorade...
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