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Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

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Dylan wrote:A fun game that is played on a lot of forums, my brother thought it would be fun to see how you all play here on the forums. >:3
It's simple all you do is make a wish...while you Corrupt the wish above you.

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I wish for a million dollars!

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You do! but it is in zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for...
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Granted, we now worship your HOLINESS.

I wish for a pet Mars
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You get Mars candy.

(Diss, why?)

I wish for a cookie.
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But Tiggy just ate it.

I wish for the trust of Squirrels.

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They now trust you to lead them in world domination.

I wish for a bean bag X3
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Granted, but it's a bag of baked beans.

I wish it wasn't 50,000 cR to my next rank on halo.

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Granted. it is now 100,000cR.

I wish for this:
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Yeah, no I'll DECK THAT MFER IN THE FACE CAUSE STEALING ME COOKIES

I wish for a cooki :<
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Granted, but it is an LG Cookie.

I wish I had another chocolate doughnut

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Uh, that's not chocolate....

I wish I had said that before you took a bite.
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Granted. It was you who ate it instead.

I wish for a copper mine.
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Why would you want my mind? OH! you wrote mine. Well as an ambassador of that element I must say no. Sorry.


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Granted, you're there when it explodes into pieces and the shards fly everywhere.

(Just noticed the title is reference to Daft Punk)

I wish for a TLC.
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You get the musical group instead.

I wish I had talent.
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You get the talent of having no talent.

I wish for a paradox.
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You get a Civil War.

I wish for the downfall of King Barney the Dinosaur.
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Granted. He is now stuck with you forever, and you trip and fall off a cliff, therefore causing the downfall of Barney.

I wish for an apple.
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How about a crabapple?

I wish to be Rip Van Winkle.
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You are now dead.

I wish for magic.
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The magic is cursed and it consumes you in brilliant flames.

I wish for the luck o' the Irish.
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You get the luck of the irish, but it is bad luck.

I wish for an extra two proccessing cores in my laptop

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Your laptop gets a virus that makes it self-aware. It leads the revolution that overthrows the human establishment.


I wish for the voice of James Earl Jones.
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You catch a really bad sore throat. It gives you the voice, but you feel awful and can talk much.

I wish for the power to download any knowledge I want from other peoples minds.

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You download too many mental disorders an lose the ability granted to you.

I wish I knew what I would do for a klondike bar.
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Granted. You learn bad things that you could do for a Klondike bar.

I wish for the sky.
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The weight of the sky crushes you.

I wish for asylum.
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MENTAL asylum

I wish for a red and pink sports car that would make people laugh at me every time I drive it.
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Oh they'll be laughing hysterically when you crash into a clown car, flying into a giant pie

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More books it is then. . . From 900 years ago, diseased and unpreserved. Some are even cursed.

I wish for a rainbow unicorn that can fly in the air and make wishes come true.
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It impales you for trying to make a wish without sacrificing something to the Unicorn Gods.

I wish those meddlesome kids would just disappear.
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Scooby Doo series vanished.

I wish for a hissing sound below my chair, I prefer snakes, but bombs are nice too.
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The hissing is just steam.

I wish for drawings.
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You got FF8

I wish for a bus of mutants.
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You get a bust of a mutant.

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I wish for a leash.
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Your leash is really a rusty chain with jagged edges and razor wire because you forgot to corrupt the previous poster's wish.

I wish I could draw well.
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Granted. You draw a well.

I wish for world peace.
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Dissension wrote:Your leash is really a rusty chain with jagged edges and razor wire because you forgot to corrupt the previous poster's wish.

I wish I could draw well.
He wished for his true worth, which was nothing.
Sleet wrote:Granted. You draw a well.

I wish for world peace.
You now live alone in the world.

I wish for perfect grammar.
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You become a Grammar Nazi

I wish for longer USB cables

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You got infinite length cables with no copper inside, just insulation.

I wish for a night of sheer terror.
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