2021/07/28 - Safety First
2021/07/28 - Safety First
[ 2021/07/28 - Safety First ]
Title Text:
King, your paranoia is showing again.
Title Text:
King, your paranoia is showing again.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Tinnier keeps the kids so safe
and sees the conscience of the King
as Bailey looks on in wonder
and remembers that it’s his ‘thing’.
The place is safe, neurotic King;
she wouldn’t take them otherwise.
They play the risks and take the falls
along with other gals and guys.
She can’t let them out like that;
unable to move their own arms.
It’ll make it hard to have fun
and harder to show their own charms.
and sees the conscience of the King
as Bailey looks on in wonder
and remembers that it’s his ‘thing’.
The place is safe, neurotic King;
she wouldn’t take them otherwise.
They play the risks and take the falls
along with other gals and guys.
She can’t let them out like that;
unable to move their own arms.
It’ll make it hard to have fun
and harder to show their own charms.
Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Captain Kill-Joy Strikes Again !! Well, maybe the pups can tell their friends they're trying on their halloween Space-cadet costumes.......
- trekkie
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Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Don’t make fun, Olive, you could be next.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Eheh, this is now a classic of King. Yeah, safety first for your puppies, but also their freedom to move counts... Olive says it right. For a playground distant few meters it's too exaggerated, come on, and there are other really dangerous places for kids, King...
Housepets!, a comic by Tinnier... Just kidding, very nice work again and again!
Housepets!, a comic by Tinnier... Just kidding, very nice work again and again!
Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Good to see King and Bailey again, I can sympathise with a worrier Bailey is the sensible one in this relationship but safety first eh King....
Disproportionately Dappled
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Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Tinner, your genius is showing. Again. Though my King is more concerned about his pups losing their age of innocence thanks to the internet.
(He's much Ado about nothing with the likes of Doom, Quake and other violent games. If nothing else but pure creativity in the game creation, editors and to stick it to his Counterpart "Captain Nanny" in the Housepets Canon.)
(He's much Ado about nothing with the likes of Doom, Quake and other violent games. If nothing else but pure creativity in the game creation, editors and to stick it to his Counterpart "Captain Nanny" in the Housepets Canon.)
Vidiots Song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wrote: The age of Innocence is gone when certain sites are clicked upon, images that they repeat once in their brains you can't delete
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Reason: Mod Edit: Please don't be specific when you can instead imply about certain topics
Reason: Mod Edit: Please don't be specific when you can instead imply about certain topics
- Amazee Dayzee
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Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
The sad part is I can actually imagine him doing this in canon itself.
Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
King thinks all the world's a dangerous trap,
That's why the pups are dressed in clear cling wrap,
You're taking a bit too far over the top,
But Olive please, the snark's gotta stop...
Bailey's got a point-
They're just going down the block,
It shouldn't hurt!
It's just a short walk.
That's why the pups are dressed in clear cling wrap,
You're taking a bit too far over the top,
But Olive please, the snark's gotta stop...
Bailey's got a point-
They're just going down the block,
It shouldn't hurt!
It's just a short walk.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Amazee Dayzee
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Re: 2021/07/28 - Safety First
Even ALL of the plastic wrap in the world wouldn't stop King from having a meltdown if one of them tripped on the way to the playground and fell.