2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

[D-Rock]

[2021/04/13 - Road Hazard]
Title Text: oh hold on I need to stop by the rake factory

Road conditions; the greatest weapons made against the denizens of Hell.

[IceKitsune]

Well at least he's immortal? Or we would have one less demon to deal with.

[dr_eirik]

Might be funny if this is literally the last time we ever see NegaBreel.

[Gbr23]

Not the greatest road trip for Negabreel. Also... oh my, Breel is handling the pedals

[Welsh Halfwit]

And now for the for the obligatory gag
as someone rides along under the car.
As Breel works hard down on the floor pedals
his negative brother worries ‘How far?’
You can almost feel sorry for Nega,
despite him being all out to murder Breel.
After all, this part was condemned to Heck;
I’d say that would have to change how you feel.
Keene’s living life in a road movie,
and he’s starting to get over the bumps.
But Breel’s hiding from half of himself
and now he’s gotta take his evil lumps...

[ProtoDot]

Figuring out how to drive and beating on NegaBreel? Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

[NHWestoN]

Putting the "suspension" in "suspense" - try biting speedbumps, Neggie!

[SeanWolf]

Now I wonder what would happen if they go down a flight of stairs.

[Cloudspots]

This is like a reverse horror film where the monsters just keep screwing up.

[trekkie]

Well,Nega, that could’ve gone better.

[CunningFox]

Want to drive though that cactus patch?

[Harry Johnathan]

I love the fact that Keene is standing on Breel to see and Breel is working on the pedals.

[dr_eirik]

I love the fact that Keene is standing on Breel to see and Breel is working on the pedals.

That could be, but i think he's just standing on the seat.

[Cesco]

Ah, NegaBreel is going with them, in one of the least comfort ways to travel in a car. At least, he feels pain, but he's still a demon, so all that hurting isn't life risking to him. Eheheh, now you can't do anymore your evil laugh. Yeah, Breel is using the pedals, and Keene is using the steering wheel. But, Keene, do you actually see speed bumps on the road ahead you? Maybe you're just too short to don't see much of it...

[Startrekfan47]

So I guess from now on we all read Nega's lines in Kelsey Grammer's voice in our mind's ears.Hate to think of the migraine this is giving Breel. He'll need the world's largest Tylenol.

[Amazee Dayzee]

By the time that Keene and Breel end up getting to where they need to go, NegaBreel is gonna have the imprint of the underside of a Cadillac Escalade molded into him.

[trekkie]

Want to drive though that cactus patch?

Okay. Then we’ll have the car converted into a lowrider.

[NHWestoN]

By the time that Keene and Breel end up getting to where they need to go, NegaBreel is gonna have the imprint of the underside of a Cadillac Escalade molded into him.

He's gonna be " Pandemonium Pudding" !!

[Amazee Dayzee]

I don't think it would be a good idea to see what the result of that would be because it probably wouldn't be too pleasant.

[CunningFox]

Breel seems pretty blunt with Keene here. An effect of being close to Negabreel?

[Amazee Dayzee]

I figured that he was just finding his voice. Hopefully he isn't having faint pains of being crushed by a 5729 SUV smashing down on him.

[LunarFox]

Is the kind of creature NegaBreel is a bird joke (purple marten/martin)?

--
Putting yourself underneath a car
Really isn't going to get you far,
It might get you lumps on the head,
Good thing you're already dead.

Negabreel tries for some some sabotage,
But speed bumps quickly dislodge
A purple marten; Breel stomps the pedal,
NB's not glad to get bounced off metal.

[Amazee Dayzee]

It could be a possibility though purple martins aren't actually really purple.