2020/08/14 - The Moral Of The Story

[D-Rock]

[2020/08/14 - The Moral Of The Story]
Title Text:

We tried, and we failed. The moral is, "never try."

[Gbr23]

And math, don’t forget math. Can’t trust those numbers and letters together

[Welsh Halfwit]

Be smart, you guys, and run for the chopper,
the one being piloted by a ‘nut.
I’m sure he’s good enough to fly in a storm
and he’ll really get you out of this rut.
Don’t blame old man Grant, though you clearly should,
because Attenboroughs are never wrong;
he had to cut the budget somewhere, guys,
extreme genetics don’t come for a song.
Now, who’s going to help with the clean up?
Who will help them to put these things away?
I feel I know the Wolves won’t assist
and young Craig’s probably run away...

[Frank]

But he spared no expense!

[Titanium Dragon]

Yeah, Crichton's works often struggled to really deliver a strong moral, and Jurassic Park is particularly bad in that regard, as the problem wasn't making dinosaurs, it was people being dumb.

I suspect this is why Hammond was made more sympathetic in the movie version, as in the book, his greed was much more obvious and he wasn't a very good person at all.

[GameCobra]

Like the chopper. Remember how regretful Hammond was in the movie - here, he's totally trying to pass the buck, so to say :3

Malcolm is no longer sucking up all the spotlight. aww.

Can't wait for next week for the conclusion to this arc. Bet the pups and foxes loved the experience. wodner what the future of the Sandwiches will be?

[NHWestoN]

Well, this time the babysitters won't be "Tak(ing) the Long Way Home".....

CUE THE PELICANS (What Chicken, Trinket, and Skip).

[bjchan95]

Now let’s all agree: to never be creative again!

[SeanWolf]

Love the chopper sound effect that Peanut's making xD

[Argent]

Jokes will always find a way.

Actually the real moral is Michael Creighton will always cast an idiot as the boss.

[trekkie]

Love the chopper sound effect that Peanut's making xD

"Get to the Choppa!"

Anyway, I've loved this Imaginate, I hope that Grape and Peanut don't get in too much trouble, I imagine that Max, Sabrina, and Tarot will help clean up, but the missing food might be hard to explain away.

[Cesco]

Was needed all that to let you decide to don't endorse the park? And so, it ends in this way? With them going away with the helicopter? Yeah, sometimes, science can betray you, but I have to agree with the character played by Rook: the very bad management of the park done for the maximum profit has been way more lethal. What science has done in this movie is awesome, but it's better to never repeat it again, yep.

[Welsh Halfwit]

the very bad management of the park done for the maximum profit has been way more lethal. What science has done in this movie is awesome, but it's better to never repeat it again, yep.

And certainly not FOUR MORE TIMES!

[Amazee Dayzee]

So I guess Peanut is unable to make the sound of a helicopter convincingly so he settled for repeating the name of it in order to make up for it.

Either that or that is one STRANGE helicopter.

[IceKitsune]

Ah yes let's learn the incorrect moral from this venture.

[NHWestoN]

Ah, they grow up so fast, don't they?

[LunarFox]

An endorsement from the park
Won't come from the loan shark,
Science will always betray,
So don't worry about going astray...

It's time to flee and run,
Life in JP's no longer fun,
Cutting corners, you gotta.
Use science again? Nah.