2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
[2020/07/15 - Educational Experience]
Title Text:
Yeah, carnage loses its luster pretty quik
Title Text:
Yeah, carnage loses its luster pretty quik
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
The trio run behind the ‘bush’
as the Dino stalks the ‘park road’;
stopping only to have a snack;
proving the park’s not up to code.
The kids are gonna need a bath;
and that’s if they survive the night.
Even if they get back to base
they’re still gonna have quite a fight.
The film will end a certain way,
after scenes to make you sick.
And that’s before Sandwiches come
and find their house covered in Quik.
as the Dino stalks the ‘park road’;
stopping only to have a snack;
proving the park’s not up to code.
The kids are gonna need a bath;
and that’s if they survive the night.
Even if they get back to base
they’re still gonna have quite a fight.
The film will end a certain way,
after scenes to make you sick.
And that’s before Sandwiches come
and find their house covered in Quik.
Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
Ah yeah... the beauty of nature
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That is going to be quite the pain to clean up.
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Hope they saved enough quik for the finale.
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That's alot of quik! Now I wonder where Peanut got the money for that!
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Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
Don't forget they flooded the house again already.
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can't wait to see how this arc ends.
Either Jill and Earl are numb to this sort of thing or they have some sort of coverage.
Either Jill and Earl are numb to this sort of thing or they have some sort of coverage.
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Or Kitsune fixes the damage as 'his kits' had fun.
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With a quik splash, things were done.
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Y'know, somehow I've had the lurking feeling ol'nine-tails is gonna put in an appearance. Maybe as the pilot taking all the survivors home. Or as one of the pelicans........
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Nah. He'd do it when their back's turned. So no-one sees...NHWestoN wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 10:34 amY'know, somehow I've had the lurking feeling ol'nine-tails is gonna put in an appearance. Maybe as the pilot taking all the survivors home. Or as one of the pelicans........
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That's the result of wanting to see a such violent eating session from a dinosaur. Yep, it was better to run away. Whoa, that house is going to be a pain to clean... Before the water flood, now the strawberry juice...
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And wet cardboard everywhere.
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If it makes the threesome of Ace, Draig and Olive feel any better, I don't like strawberry milk like at all since it is too bitter.
Heck, I don't even like coffee milk and that is our state beverage.
Heck, I don't even like coffee milk and that is our state beverage.
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Now I see the appropriateness in casting Draig as Lex. Good job!
And no, I don't think Kitsune will Cat-In-The-Hat them out of this
And no, I don't think Kitsune will Cat-In-The-Hat them out of this
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Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
Yeah, cleanin' that up ain't gonna be quik!!
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That joke was so bad that even the vultures won't go near it. LOL
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I wonder if King and Bailey will be asking why their kids smell of strawberry.
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Shampoo. They had a Human bath. Willingly...CunningFox wrote: ↑Thu Jul 16, 2020 10:42 am I wonder if King and Bailey will be asking why their kids smell of strawberry.
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All of these Quik jokes are really killing me inside one joke at a time.
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That's why it's called torture because the key to torture is that it's NEVER quik! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
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Nesquik, rather thick,
Gooey, ooey, to fur 'twil stick...
Ace's a vegan now,
And I man, can see how...
The 'rex is distracted by the 'tops,
It eats, then quickly hops
To find our gang,
While strangely, no alarm bells clang.
Olive says that she's now done,
Covered in goo, now it's no fun,
But this is better, not the best
Than being munched with all the rest....
Gooey, ooey, to fur 'twil stick...
Ace's a vegan now,
And I man, can see how...
The 'rex is distracted by the 'tops,
It eats, then quickly hops
To find our gang,
While strangely, no alarm bells clang.
Olive says that she's now done,
Covered in goo, now it's no fun,
But this is better, not the best
Than being munched with all the rest....
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Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
As my ol'First Sargeant used to say, "Education does not occur if the student fails to survive the lesson."Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:19 pm All of these Quik jokes are really killing me inside one joke at a time.
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I'm not sure how effective the lesson would be if it has a high probability of resulting in death. LOL