2020/07/06 - The Tree Of Knowledge

[Obbl]

[ The Tree Of Knowledge ]

Title Text: anyway, time to lose some fingers

Sorry for the delay folks, D-Rock lost internet, and we all forgot to draw the obvious conclusion that someone else needed to get the thread

[Welsh Halfwit]

[ The Tree Of Knowledge ]

Title Text: anyway, time to lose some fingers

Sorry for the delay folks, D-Rock lost internet, and we all forgot to draw the obvious conclusion that someone else needed to get the thread

And yet the answer was Obbivious.

Ducks bricks.

We find that a little knowledge
can be quite a dangerous thing
as Olive here holds out a branch
and, info-wise, we hear Ace sing.
They found their way behind a tree
and it is true they left the road.
They can find their way back on foot
and the lucky Jeep may get towed.
Names change for things through history,
facts never do stay quite the same
(six years in fact, said old QI)
Evolving’s the name of the game

[SeanWolf]

Give Peanut credit, he is incredible with the cardboard boxes (Makes me wonder if he has a future in Hollywood, becoming the next James Cameron).

[NHWestoN]

Maxwell, didn't you see the Jurassic World sequel? It ain't Madagascar!

[Cesco]

Ah, they had space to move with the off-road car, but we already got to learn that's better don't ask questions about this movie... I remember also this scene, with them on a tree, here masterfully interpreted by the sofa. Eheh, yeah, brontosaurus are herbivorous, but they must be always dangerous somehow, for first, because of their very big mass. That's a nice advice for any zoo, doesn't matter if hippopotamuses have some of the strongest maws of the animal reign. Lose some fingers it's the minimum thing.

[Startrekfan47]

Give Peanut credit, he is incredible with the cardboard boxes (Makes me wonder if he has a future in Hollywood, becoming the next James Cameron).

Or the next Roger Corman or Ed Wood.

[Amazee Dayzee]

While herbivores probably won't end up eating you and don't feast for your flesh, they still are pretty dangerous and can kill you so I wouldn't recommend getting to close even to them.

[NHWestoN]

Especially sauropods with oddly placed sinuses subject to head colds.....

[Amazee Dayzee]

Probably doesn't help that Olive also got the classification for a hippo wrong. They aren't herbivores, they are omnivores. Plus there was a story about a man who nearly got eaten by a hippo.

[trekkie]

Give Peanut credit, he is incredible with the cardboard boxes (Makes me wonder if he has a future in Hollywood, becoming the next James Cameron).

Or the next Roger Corman or Ed Wood.

I'd honestly rather watch something made by and starring Peanut and the gang than most anything coming out of Hollywood these days.

I love Peanut's "The more you know." banner though. As Dayzee noted, it's not exactly good advice, at least not in our world.

[D-Rock]

That's the joke.

[Were Jack]

That's literally what I thought about. Hippos.

[Gbr23]

Well if you excuse me now, Imma pet some hippos

[Amazee Dayzee]

When I wrote my reply I just remembered that they were referring to THEIR hippos who probably wouldn't try to maul anybody. I'm dumb.

[dr_eirik]

When I wrote my reply I just remembered that they were referring to THEIR hippos who probably wouldn't try to maul anybody. I'm dumb.

To be fair, we have never et their hippos. They could be, in general, quick to anger and extremely protective. Just because they can think and talk doesn't mean that they aren't mean.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Yeah that is very true but I always have to be down on myself since that is what I grew up with since people used me a lot and really destroyed my self-esteem and self-worth.

[LunarFox]

Change sides of the tree?
What are you, crazy?
Thankfully, an herbivore
Comes while they're all sore
After rolling out of the Jeep.

Hippos? Harmless? Yeah, right...
They're mean, they'll put up a fight,
But for comedy's sake, alright...
Just hope that they don't bite
You too deep.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Yeah that is very true but I always have to be down on myself since that is what I grew up with since people used me a lot and really destroyed my self-esteem and self-worth.

Remember to remind yourself that self-depreciation is HUMOUR. Try never to be totally serious about it because that's a downer.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Unfortunately I am always serious when it comes to stuff that I go through in real life.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Unfortunately I am always serious when it comes to stuff that I go through in real life.

Psst, don't tell us that(!)

I'm joking. We are here to hear them, Amazee. PM's or in certain threads. Here we just offer E-Hugs.

[LunarFox]

I'll help! Here's one! HUG!

[Amazee Dayzee]

If anybody is interested I want unsolicited hugs over PM then.