2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail

[D-Rock]

[2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail]
Title Text: i'm gonna chicken tenderize ya

"We didn't invite them. We just knew that they'd show up at the right time."

[Welsh Halfwit]

You’ve got it the wrong way around, old Cluck,
it’s meant to be the Fox that attacks you.
And who invited you to this anyway?
It’s clear that you haven’t got a clue.
Attacking a young child with a crowbar?
I’m sorry but that scenario’s really dark.
I hope this fowl fiend’s bitten too much
in the confines of this fictional park.
Nedry fights for dominance unplanned
in the jeep on the way back to his base.
I hope he quickly gets the upper paw
or it’s a crowbar, straight to the face.

[Macsen]

A wild what chicken appears.

[Obbl]

What chicken? What'chu talking about?

[Gbr23]

Chicken got Craig, now let’s see who’s next on the list... bad news Pueblo

[Welsh Halfwit]

Chicken got Craig, now let’s see who’s next on the list... bad news Pueblo

I do hope that's a light, rubber, crowbar.

[NHWestoN]

Speaking of "Prehistoric" ....... Long time no see, Chick, ol'pal! Is Daisy next?

[SeanWolf]

Wow, haven't seen What Chicken in....how many years now? Also, 10 points for the leap, Craig!

[JackeyAmmy21]

Wow, haven't seen What Chicken in....how many years now? Also, 10 points for the leap, Craig!

His last appearance was in February 2014... 6 years

[IceKitsune]

Well I really didn't expect What Chicken to appear here.

[LunarFox]

What Chicken's back again, I see
Out to eat one Dennis Nedry,
As he flees towards his Jeep
Like one over-panicked sheep.

Nedry's done for,
Let's just admit it,
He forgot to close the door
And then got real bit.

[Craig's enjoying this too much, isn't he?]

[Welsh Halfwit]

[Craig's enjoying this too much, isn't he?]

As of panel #4, I'd say No. He's not enjoying this at all.

[GameCobra]

In this chicken coop, it's thug country.

[tomindex]

...why? I can't remember the chicken but it makes me wanna go vegetarian again. But again I ask: why?

[Startrekfan47]

Chicken got Craig, now let’s see who’s next on the list... bad news Pueblo

I do hope that's a light, rubber, crowbar.

It's a rubber chickenbar, WC got it when he crossed the street for the Zagnut bar.

[Startrekfan47]

Come to think of it why didn't What Chicken appear back when Bailey threatened to pluck Pete like a giant chicken?

[Frank]

it actually always bothered me that we don't get to see what happens in the jeep. We assume Nedry dies, but what if Dilo just wanted to play?

Well I really didn't expect What Chicken to appear here.

Nobody expects the Spanish What Chicken!

Chicken got Craig, now let’s see who’s next on the list... bad news Pueblo

I do hope that's a light, rubber, crowbar.

Then again, this is Pete

Come to think of it why didn't What Chicken appear back when Bailey threatened to pluck Pete like a giant chicken?

Because that was an appropriate use of the word

[D-Rock]

Didn’t the book mention another character finding what was left of Nedry?

[Cesco]

Ahah, wow! Didn't expect to see again What Chicken in an imaginate story, and it's always when someone talks badly about chickens. Eh, apparently, modern chickens can be able to unlock and open cars doors, at least them. But now please, don't hit ex-Pete, it's always a game...

[NHWestoN]

Didn’t the book mention another character finding what was left of Nedry?

If not, that was a pretty rough game of checkers going on in that jeep....

[Amazee Dayzee]

So does What Chicken take over for the dinosaur that kills Nedry or was this part unscripted?

[CunningFox]

Since the chicken's not wearing a bag, I'm guessing it was unscripted.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Then they probably should STOP the play and take Craig to the vet since that means the crowbar is real and could possible do a lot of permanent damage.