2017/01/20 - Luxury Lifestyle

[D-Rock]

[2017/01/20 Luxury Lifestyle ]
Title Text: what do you buy the dog who already has everything, which is food

He must never know.

[Saturn381]

Well how much money does Keene give to King?

[Iceheart]

Ah yes, the age old problem of having so much money that you have no idea what to spend it on. Really wish I had that problem.

[Welsh Halfwit]

The kept pet wants for nothing
After bed and board, food to hoard.
The one thing that’s really funny
Is King’s lost his sense of money.
The kept pet is planning on partying
Food and dancing, Movies and romancing;
Given the night out on the town
Where will they go to let their fur down?
The kept pet needs no money
Paid and proud but little and loud.
The one night he’s got with his love.
They’ll enjoy it - if push comes to shove.

[GameCobra]

Best thing about dating pets - taste buds.

[Gbr23]

You could pay for cooking classes but like, really expensive ones

[Discostew]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

[guru4567]

King is dealing with the good ol' entitlement issue -- always thinking you have money to do things is dangerous! Hope the parents can figure out a fun date.

[CosmicCoyote]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

For those unaware, it means to split 50-50.

[Not A Furry]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

For those unaware, it means to split 50-50.

I wonder why it's called "go dutch". Like, is there a stereotype about dutch being stingy or something?

[HellishK9]

Like, is there a stereotype about dutch being stingy or something?

Yes, apparently the Dutch are known to not waste their money. Kind of a "why buy lunch when you can bring lunch from home" attitude.

[Naro Rivers]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

For those unaware, it means to split 50-50.

I thought it meant that everyone pays for his/her own meal, which often doesn't work out to 50-50.

[Frank]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

I had to look up TBQH

[Cesco]

Eheh, it's funny see King visibly worry also for money issues, when is Keene who overpays them. Come on King, why propose that? You must spend money for your wife. Yeah Bailey, care about food coverage is the only important thing to do for a dog.

[Liam]

TBQH, I had to look up what it meant to "go dutch".

For those unaware, it means to split 50-50.

I thought it meant that everyone pays for his/her own meal, which often doesn't work out to 50-50.

The Well of All Knowledge backs you up, though sometimes this can lead to a 50/50 split.