2016/12/30 - Cricket Noises

[D-Rock]

[2016/12/30 Cricket Noises ]
Title Text: you're not a dodge car are you

He only vishes to vash and vipe your vindows!

[HellishK9]

This snake?

[Saturn381]

It's Cathy's cousin Charlie.

[RandomGeekNamedBrent]

"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it too

[Gbr23]

Is ... Is that a cricket bat ? Cool

[D-Rock]

"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it too

Just be glad I know better than to post the pictures from those books.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Something’s here, something new,
Something slithery with blood so blue.
Slicing the snow, cutting through,
What is a trapped ‘Roo to do?
Grasp for a weapon of any sort,
Get one that shows your national sport -
Save for the game on the tennis court -
And prepare to defend your home fort.
Prepare to defend against something hyper
A special hero or a slippery sniper.
The time has come to pay the piper
It’s now time to face… The Viper.

[Iceheart]

Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

[D-Rock]

Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.

[guru4567]

This snake?

Good pull. This viper has the best speaking font!

[HundKatzeMaus]

Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.

If we really would see Randy Orton in Housepets...oh man that would be a dream come true

Aside from that, I really wonder who could this be. Could this be a new character?

[Argent]

"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

God dang, that's about the first shaggy dog story I can remember hearing, at summer camp, in like 1969 or something.

[House42]

"Do I look like the kind of guy that would do something like that to a kid like you?"
You look like a snake!
"Yesssssssssssssssssss!"
What? What the *-?!


Mod Edit: Don't hint at swears. Completely obliterate them.

[FancyHat]

..Are they about to beat the crap outta the 'Viper' with a Cricket bat?!
Jeez, that's a bit overkill when it can't even get in..

also, I know the twist to this because I've heard the "Viper" story before.

[Sinder]

Rick.

Rick.

Come on now.

[Argent]

Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!

Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!

[Welsh Halfwit]

Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!

Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!

You're a living Dime bar. Wrinkly on the outside, smooth on the inside.

And, guys? Get your other weapons.

[Cesco]

Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.

[maxgoof]

Really? This old joke? Really?

[Cyon]

Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.

Or could it be the helicopter AH-1 Viper? *too far man, too far*

[GarrisonSkunk]

May 2017 be a better year for all persons and animals alike.

[Cyon]

You too!

[Sleet]

That's pretty funny. I love the use of a cricket bat!