2015/04/29 - A Fair Tax

Post by **Dissension** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:52 pm

[ A Fair Tax ]

Title Text: Okay, he paid some guys a lot of money to build this place, but somewhere in the distant past, his own two hands were involved in getting that money, probably!

Where there's a will, there's a way!

Post by **Obbl** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:04 am

Whenever Karishad is involved my interest level is greatly piqued

ChekeBello · Post by **ChekeBello** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:05 am

Kari will plan this? I want to attend D:

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:11 am

So Karishad is leading the endeavor. Who wants to guess that somehow, someway Keene will regret this?

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:16 am

Ha ha ha ha c´mon, what could go wrong ?

What. Could. Go. Wrong ?

What. Could. Go. Wrong ?

What. Could. Go. Wrong ?

Post by **Sleet** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:39 am

There's no way this could go wrong, nope!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:44 am

D-Rock wrote:So Karishad is leading the endeavor. Who wants to guess that somehow, someway Keene will regret this?

He might be betting the house on it...

There's an odd plan in the offing
at the Milton Mansion this morning.
The cry comes from Keene
calling out 'Get me a boffin!
There's loopholes to be had!
I know, get me a free thinker...
Go and get me KARISHAD!
The law won't get MY unearned money,
I'll hold a fair without warning,
the best the state's ever seen
It'll be wise and witty, dry and funny,
the greatest in all fifty states...'
it's only the thought of damages
that might give the boss the shakes...

Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:45 am

Does the State Fair have Cornhole?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:07 am

@RandomGeekNamedBrent, more like Corndoghole.

I like corndogs!

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:14 am

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:Does the State Fair have Cornhole?

With Karishad running this my guess is: yes, LOTS of Cornhole!
And I guess you could say that the ferrets are not very Keene on paying their taxes!

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:20 am

This is likely to be the most interesting Fair ever.

Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:27 am

IceKitsune wrote:This is likely to be the most interesting Fair ever.

I'd say that's a fair assessment

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:54 am

Xane wrote:"Yes, a state fair. It's fair for the state to pay my taxes!"

Sounds pretty fair to me... wait, DANG--*BRICK'D!*
So man fair puns, so much time to make them. This discussion will be flooded with them by the next update.

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:27 am

Corn dogs are so 1980s. Batter-fried candy bars are the thing now.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:47 am

Deep fried cream cheese wontons with fresh pineapple and vanilla ice cream.

And a Karishad arc.

"What's this ride, it looks like a giant paw?"

"Where'd Squeak go?"

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:30 am

Now we see if Rick will pull a Matt Groening....have big signs saying 'Vermont State Fair', and at the end of the arc have Mr Stewart say, "The state of Vermont is on the phone, sir....they seem to disapprove of someone in another state using their state's name without permission."

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:25 am

That's an awful lot of no.
That means yes to Karishad so victory to foxy (don't question me I am just hyped for FNAF 4).
Condescending Keene is condescending.
Mmmmmmmn deep fried mars bar.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 7:53 am

I say Bino gets to man the dunk tank.

flameheart · Post by **flameheart** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:04 am

Yay Karishad thigns will get interesting now

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:11 am

I think it's fair to say that things are going to turn into a sorry state of affairs.

Do you thing the state fair is going to have some of the plastic flamingos left lying around?

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:11 am

This fair should be fairly interesting if Karishad is planning it. I so want to go, especially for the food!

WishIWasHearEarlier · Post by **WishIWasHearEarlier** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:23 am

I wonder what ever happened to Theme Park World?

AuraSight · Post by **AuraSight** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:10 am

Okay, now I really need to ask,
What the dook is cornhole?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:25 am

AuraSight wrote:Okay, now I really need to ask,
What the dook is cornhole?

Watch your language, but this is cornhole, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io8X4pz_QJ0

1071-CCN · Post by **1071-CCN** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:04 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:I say Bino gets to man the dunk tank.

I bet Duchess'd like that.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:09 pm

He's going to try to scare away the tax holders somehow with Karishad. I can just feel it.

Also, I never understood the difference between a theme park and a state fair. aren't they the same thing?

AuraSight · Post by **AuraSight** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:17 pm

GameCobra wrote: Also, I never understood the difference between a theme park and a state fair. aren't they the same thing?

State Fairs are temporary, with the various stalls and rides being stored away or rented from private owners usually.

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:19 pm

If you want to pull off a zany scheme and you don't know how to do it:

Who you're gonna call?

KARISHAD

This will be fun and we all already know it

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:47 pm

This plan can't end well.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:18 pm

Saturn381 wrote:This plan can't end well.

It can only end in awesome.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:53 pm

Didn't you know, Keene? You pay property taxes on the own home, and looking at yours, that's really much.

What's weird is that this is the first time we're hearing of home taxes paying... When Keene does terrible plans, there he shows all his evil side.

And, with Karishad's participation, what can happen? Whatever will happen, it's going to be awesome, as usual from him.

Can't wait!

Cool menacing Keene in the first panel, to use as the perfect way when you want to say just NO!

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:34 pm

Karishad is Vulpine for Chaos. I just know it.

The State will buy into it -- they'll love to save the money, and they don't know Karishad.

Yet.

Housepets!