2015/02/23 - Laying It All Bear

Post by **Obbl** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:03 am

[ Laying It All Bear ]

Title Text: I don't care, I love it

You're not just going to take this lying down, are you, Bino?

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:06 am

Bino is going to feel that in the morning, that's for sure.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:08 am

Ah, Bruno is a girl - was not expecting that. But I was right - sleepy pushover!

Well, it looks like Bruno gets a Teddy Bino to snuggle with.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:09 am

Sadly, the only pun that came from my mind seeing this comic was Bearnaked ladies. You may brick me to death now.

Alternate title of this comic: Bruno finds Rick for waking her up for our amusement. :3

Gbr23 · Post by **Gbr23** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:11 am

OH NO !

HE GOT THE STICK ! EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:13 am

Gbr23 wrote:OH NO !

HE GOT THE STICK ! EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

He got it! Let's see if he'll bring it back.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:13 am

Bruno's a girl? *throws Bruno Mars jokes out the window*

Also, it clearly says here in the "Dumb Ways To Die: Handbook", that poking a stick at a grizzly bear is one of the many dumb ways to die.

Iceheart · Post by **Iceheart** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:18 am

Just when I think I've picked my favorite wolf, Natalie starts getting more screen time

Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:19 am

I regained feeling in about a day in all my paws.
I tried to scare away a bear so I could be a wolf.
she fell on top of me and then she just went back to sleep.
I tried to scare away a bear...
I don't care, I love it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:21 am

Aww, it looks like she's snuggling him! Also, apparently "Bruno" is a legitimate name for a female bear. Or at least androgynous.

I would think that counts in Binos favor. He technically didn't get attacked.

Another thing, love that aside glance Bruno gives.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:23 am

(Wait, I think I got a joke)

I thought Bruno was gonna be a guy, so when I saw that the bear was female and girls were getting more into the comic, I was like, "Girls Hit You, Hallelujah!"

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:28 am

There's no courage like a fool's courage
which makes Bino the bravest there is;
in this mission blood may be spilled
and, more than likely, it's gonna be his.
He stands when he'd much rather run
and bravely articulates with his stick;
so he still hasn't got a good battle plan -
getting our Nat to care is the trick.
He stood his ground like she said he would
and showed himself a brave little fellow;
but also demonstrated and in full show
is his power to be an even better pillow!

MrBlueSky7 · Post by **MrBlueSky7** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:45 am

Why do I get the feeling that we're being horribly mislead by the idea that Bino might be hooking up with Natalie after this?

Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:49 am

I doubt Natalie would be up for it but judging by duchess she seems to be his type.

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:58 am

How can an epic fail be so ADORABLE? <3 <3 <3

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:05 am

I often said Bino was cuddly.

Mistacheeeez · Post by **Mistacheeeez** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:25 am

Someone took the term "bear hug" a little bit too literally...

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:52 am

I have faith in Bino, he survived worse.

Now I have to think about that one song in the jungle book movie from disney

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:31 am

Where do I get a subscription to "WOLF" magazine?

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:44 am

All hail the godess Natalie who can make magazines materialize from pure snarkiness.
That's it Natalie is so on my top favorite character list.
Well Bruno sure looked bored.

The-J-Man · Post by **The-J-Man** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:48 am

i honestly wonder how Bino manages to make a big deal out of himself when he is clearly outmatched...

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:01 am

Bino, the task was to scare away a bear

incidentally, if "teddy bear" is a plushie of a bear, is a "bear teddy" the plushie of a ... i didn't think this question through

Gamewolf67 · Post by **Gamewolf67** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:11 am

Bear hug!

Jamonius · Post by **Jamonius** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:45 am

Awww, bear just needed a teddy to go back to sleep. Failing that I guess it just settled for Bino instead.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:00 am

Good job Bino, you threatened the bear with a stick so well she got tired and went back to sleep!

Why didn't he bark? I was hoping that would actually work...

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:22 am

Bino, it might've worked better to just bribe the bear...

...or ask the bear to be your girlfriend...that would've scared her right off.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:50 am

The Pepe le Pew strategy?

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:54 am

Wonder how the wolf cubs would, or will, handle this when it's their turn.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:59 am

Civilization wrote:Wonder how the wolf cubs would, or will, handle this when it's their turn.

With better weapons than Bino.

Radio Blue Heart · Post by **Radio Blue Heart** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:53 am

I see a new fan favorite character! I like her!

"Listening to you as you say your prayers -
Evil bears with deadly stares!
Ripping you apart to protect what's theirs -
There is no escape from the furious bears!

Perfesser_Bear · Post by **Perfesser_Bear** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:34 pm

Okay, everyone who foresaw that Bruno was short for Brunhilda raise your... paw. Anyone?
Judging from her lovely color pattern, I suspect our subject bruin is a Black Bear. Just a darned big one. Break that fourth wall, Bruno!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:49 pm

Bears love playing with dogs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:03 pm

So Bruno's solution to the Bino question is very close to literally sitting on him.

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:03 pm

No, she got so tired of this thing these wolf's do that she went back to sleep until it was all over.

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:24 pm

A Stick!
A very powerful stick!

AuraSight · Post by **AuraSight** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:42 pm

This is what I see, and I stand by it:

Timon64 · Post by **Timon64** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:38 pm

Is it bad that i didn't click the link and took the long way to get here?

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:00 pm

AuraSight wrote:This is what I see, and I stand by it:

Mother of Dog...

But wait, didn't Natalie appear before both Jessica AND Duchess?

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:11 pm

Civilization wrote:Wonder how the wolf cubs would, or will, handle this when it's their turn.

Well, wolves are supposed to work as a pack so... I'm guessing they team up?

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:35 pm

After rough-and-tumble horseplay* with Uncle Deadeye, I doubt a bear qualifies as any kind of big deal.

* Why horseplay? Horses are herbivores! Euch!