Housepets!

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Banned for prevention of the creation of a potential recurring gag or repetition humor.

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Why, aren't you a handsome boi.

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The ability to hurt yours enemies with your insults, but only when you reveal something so embarrassing that the insult just swings back to hit you.

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Expansive

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What in the world is a midnight's whip?

I drop a can of good night's sleep.

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I have a driver's license.

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Ferrum takes the hand without hesitation. “I’m Ferrum, you care to explain why you’re in a box? As for where we are well we’re not an Alaska, but that is one of USA’s states if that’s where you actually were aiming for.” "Well, I heard that you needed a passport to go on an airplane, and I did...

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Solitaire

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Kibosh

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He was met by a fox who merely blinked when he heard that and responded “... um I only understood one of those words, and that was Canada. If you’re asking if we’re there, well no, this is the USA you’re in.Care to tell me why we got your box if you didn’t even intend to send it here? "Oh,&quo...

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Bastion

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Nevermore

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or maybe he'll react to being bombarded by warheads the way Devatox' minions do: getting at least 10x bigger. (i miss the days when they could get away with stuff that stupid... thats the problem with being around long enough for people to have expectations. any time you deviate from em you have to...

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Mr. Flash wasn’t that taken aback by this, merely looking at his kid. “Just gonna ask. You have anything to do with why that ended up on our doorstep?” Ferrum was quick to shake his head... his father took this with a shrug. “give it some food and water if it needs it.” With that said, Mr. Flash re...

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Look at them. Without a care in the world. They must pay.

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Erroneous

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Cryptogram

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Ferrum hopped down from his spot in the car directly to the ground. Luckily his dad was nearby, so all he had to do was a tug on his feet so he’d know to get out from beneath the car as he worked on it. “hmm, Ferrum that you boy?” He pulled himself out just as the mailman came by with the package. ...

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Least

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Violence is not the answer.

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Ferrum looked nervous as the man made the suggestion... he looked about the interior of the van’s front... he wordlessly hoisted himself upon onto the seats, his feet just brushing against the steps for a moment... he prayed the postman would assume the puddles were from water on his feet or someth...

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You get a Famicom gameplay, but not of the game you inserted.

I insert a token of gratitude.

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Not exact quote.
"Apparently, the god of time is a stump."

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Banned for questionable scientific research of dubious purpose.

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Out comes winged lit sticks of dynamite that follow.

I insert a universe-containing coin.

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I slap you because I can't think of a reason for slapping you.

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Execution

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I open a packet of intense pain, and pour all the contents all over you.

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The fox nods his head a bit, already seeing the address was the same as the one for where Ferrum Fixer-uppers was located, a fairly lucky break for him as he doubted he could have convincingly fibbed about it not being theirs. “that’s dad’s garage, if you don’t want me to take it, it’s not too hard...

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Yesteryear

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I though that this would be like a Godzilla battle, but I was wrong. I wonder what would be the counterpart of Greed. Charity? Generosity? Kindness? Temperance? Content?

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Luster

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I put a coin into the vending machine of various harm.

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I slap you for having a better avatar than me.

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Quiet or they'll hear you!

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This is a truly legitimate thing, and thou have wrongly accused it. Have at thee!

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Rikatozol, what's wrong with your tongue?

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Perhaps fate was throwing the driver a bone as one of the younger pets was out for a walk. It was only a collar on his neck that suggested to the driver the fox was a tame breed, that and a few advertisements on a jacket it wore to a mechanics shop... he noticed the postman looking at him and start...

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A certain mail van entered Radiant Gardens Vineyard. In its back was a load of packages and letters, but only one of them were addressed to somebody in this neighborhood. It was an odd package, coming from overseas. Who was sending and to whom it was to be sent wasn't put down, only the address was ...

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