Housepets!

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ArcWolf wrote:
Perfesser_Bear wrote:So, why is everyone dogging on Fox for making time with multiple heavenly ladies? Have you met those girls? They're perfect angels...
Or dead people.

*eek*

What? I don't think they're pulse challenged (dead is such an ugly word), I think they work there. Maybe Cerbs set them up?

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Oh Fox you ... you ... you ... dog (?) Hahaha, Fox you....Fox It's nice to see Fox enjoying himself. He deserves to have a girlfriend. ...Or two. xD Lucky dog. So, why is everyone dogging on Fox for making time with multiple heavenly ladies? Have you met those girls? They're perfect angels...

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The Muzzle Grab:
The Furry way to say, "Shut the Heck Up!"

Funhouse mirror is... fun...

I love how Fox doesn't lose his composure -- or his Parade Rest, hands clasped behind his back stance.

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It's a little secret, Just the Robinson's affair; Their Joel was returned to them A little worse for wear. His parents were distraught Said some things they might regret, And you know it isn't easy Being kidnapped by one's pet. Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson, What wager did you make? We do know its...

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Now I'm remembering the Pomeranian that lived across the street from me years ago. I generally like Poms, but this one was a nasty, noisy, obnoxious little dog. Of course, that was many years before texting was a thing; I'm sure he would have texted in mid-flight...

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Also love how Cerberus' upper body protrudes from the cloud level. Its kinda weird though, does this mean she's grown taller as well, to follow King and Fox? But knowing that this is heaven, they're probably just perceiving her to be there. She's probably still at ground level playing with Peanut. ...

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Anyone else think this after reading the first panel? "You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!"...

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It's been really neat to see other folks' take on the comic this week. I wish I could draw well enough to post an entry; or maybe that's just as well, too...

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Super strip, guys! Very, very deep. I hope I don't have to pick a fave for this week; it would be a tough call. Also, nice summary, Welshie, one of your top 10. I think all of the animal toys in Housepets are more dark and sinister than the dolphins... First there's Poom with his dark cold stare , ...

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The Adventures of Spot (superdog):
Available on Betamax in time for Openermas!

Wow, have we had a run of great guest stips this week or what? Kouri knocks it out of the park with yet another one!

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Ah, Ryusuta, where to begin? Well, great art, and a dynamite story! I also love you picking up on Cerberus' various heads speaking in different colors. I still haven't figured out which is which -- the Serious Head, the Practical Head, or the sweet head... ♫♪Please Hammerspace, Don't Hurt 'Em!♪♫

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Really, really nice artwork, and the story is even better! But yeesh, that puppy is one ugly mutt. Consider his heritage: half Siberian Husky, one quarter Pembroke Welsh Corgi, one quarter PETA worker... (And nobody has adopted "Prince" for an avatar, yet!) @Welsh Halfwit 's handle is a p...

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One of the reasons I used to like Batman is that he didn't have any super powers, no mutations, no magic hammer, no super suit. He was just Bruce Wayne (in a cool outfit -- with a neat but mostly non-functional cape) making do with trained muscles and gadgetry he'd built himself. Regular Hawk ? Wel...

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I like to think Peanut spent extra time when he wrote Flick just to make sure he left enough space. What is it that I am not getting about that joke? It's a long story, and rather than bore folks to death (like I usually do), I'll let them read a very good summary here . CLINT, FLICK and all the re...

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[ Not That Kind Of Grounded ] Title Text: keep forgetting he has the fire breath Wow, Spot -- those Jalapeño dog treats really paid off! My two Australian Cattle Dogs were serious Chili Heads -- the hotter the better for those girls. Anyone else take a second to get the Title's joke because your in...

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To be Continued...

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One thing I learned from reading Matt Wagner's comic Mage: "Magic is GREEN ." One thing I learned from watching Star Trek: "Romulan power sources are GREEN ." So, which one does Green Lantern , I mean Joel Robinson , hold in his hot little hands? (At least until he drops it, the...

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One thing I learned from reading Matt Wagner's comic Mage: "Magic is GREEN ." One thing I learned from watching Star Trek: "Romulan power sources are GREEN ." So, which one does Green Lantern , I mean Joel Robinson , hold in his hot little hands? (At least until he drops it, the...

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NickCrotser wrote:
Discostew wrote:
WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:If the duel is fought in subjective time, how would mortals view it?
I'm reminded of the Q continuum now.
As a never ending desert road.

Or, Waiting for Godot.

Oh, what a great idea for the next Imaginate! Then again, that would lose too many readers...

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copper wrote:...Also, I think this means that Joel is naked under there? Perish the thought!!!

Oog... pass the Brain Bleach, please.

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Obbl wrote:[ How Charged With Punishments The Scroll ]

Title Text: PETE IS UPSIDE DOWN THIS MUST MEAN no it doesn't

Pete is clearly being very reasonable

Pete is upside down because he owes more on his little piece of Heaven than it's worth...

(* Maybe he needs a New Lease on Life *)

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Bailey wrote:Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Well, nobody else was saying it...

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Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away . Sabrina knows as well. Too bad Pete didn't pick Joey and/ or his creepy friends, they'd eat this stuff up. King: I don't want her to know! Pete: Fine! (Waves his win...

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Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away . Sabrina knows as well. You're right -- thanks; I had forgotten that. All this speculation about King revealing the truth to Bailey caused this little sequence to pop...

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Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away . My brother had a dog who was a glistening hunk . He sure got attention wherever he went (and loved every minute of it). And then Pete turns Bailey into a human, just...

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Argent wrote:
Kyuunado wrote:Who or what is that I see flying off to the top right there?
Chauncey's head.

Well, technically, it's just the top portions of Chauncey's head and beak, but yeah.

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Wow. Even when I think back on all the violent kids shows we watched when I was little (okay, when I was young ), I don't believe there was ever anything quite this... dramatic. Sure, there were decapitations on Tom and Jerry (the guillotine scene at the end of the 'Three Musketeers' episode), and ...

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diss wrote:[ Tiger may have spelled his own doom... ]

Indeed, and he spells it with two "Oohs!"

Kevin, on the other hand, seems spell his own name K - 9.

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Frank wrote:
Gamewolf67 wrote:Don't you hate it when someone gets a president's name wrong?
What? You mean we haven't been lead by Herbert Roosevelt during the last five years?

Don't blame me, I voted for Calvin Cleveland.

Didn't he invent Calvinball? (Oh, yeah; he lost face after the "Noodle Incident.")

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Passionate Presenter Pup Procures a Penguin Part to Place on his Pate; Pulls Past President to Pieces.

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Prepare Yourself Title Text: *confetti* Um, okay, but please, none of that glittery stuff. I find tinsel distracting. P is for prepared which he was not. Au contraire! It would seem that Tiger ( AKA 'Archibald' -- as no one respects a Dog with a Cat name) is P erfectly P repared to P een and P ound...

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Jessica Can't Enjoy Her Psandwich.
Yeah, it's silent, like the 'P' in pcigarette.

"P"ing In The Forest? Huh. People are always asking me if I... well, you know...

I wonder if Bino can suggest a good facial orthopedist for Tiger?

PUNCH!

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Title Text: technically that's opossum but I guess we're not here to be Pedantic or anything Was always wondering, how the O was lost. It's Opossum in German. "Possum Utor Cibum" -> "I can use food?" ICanHasHamSammawich? It's opossum in English too. He: "What's that dead an...

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deepskycyan wrote:*Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak**Wak Wak Wak*

...

*Wak*

Chauncey works with Tiger, here, but he's actually employed by Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot. He dreams of more, however.

Oops -- I think I just gave away the plot of Batman 4: The Dark Knight Returns...

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Sofa-Spud Tiger Arbelt has mastered the Dirt Dive...

Argent wrote:
SuperStar wrote:Also starring *random person added for TV*
Special guest star, Jonathan Harris!

Y'okay, I'm not the only reader old enough to remember that. But then, Lost in Space went into syndication for decades...

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Was Diss really a radio host? His time on radio was much shorter-lived than his time as a TV producer and news anchor. I almost want to hear more about those days... Incidentally, I noticed that Diss' current title is nimdA etiS . Nothing gets by me; I know that's an anagram for Media Snit !

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I'll tell you what -- I'm very glad we have the Cast page so I can recall the Milton Ferrets' individual traits.

Seems to me the last time we saw Tiger Arbelt associated with television, he was falling off the couch in front of it.

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diss wrote:Armless Fun

Title Text: What, you prefer the story of the vacuum and your tail?

Look at that giant, apparently-angry squirrel in the second panel!

I'm more concerned about the Wolf-Eating Moose!

How Jack Became the One-Armed Bandit.

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I'm late, I'm late,
For a very important --
Oh, congratulations! Um, hey guys, what color does Copper turn when it ages?

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