Housepets!

CityRedFox

流體力學 = Fluid Physics

Alt Text: 還有要從側面畫出一個完美到不可能的水波紋很難 (it's also hard to draw an improbably clean ripple from the side)

CityRedFox

這是劍語 = It Was Swordfish

Alt Text: 恐龍等於當然好?!（我不保證這最後不會淪落成Homestar Runner台詞致敬大會） (dinos equals very yes?!
(I make no promises that this won't just devolve into a Homestar Runner quote-fest))

CityRedFox

總而言之言而總之 = That’s (That’s)

Alt Text: 他只不過是在說「ㄆㄧㄨ～～～～」 (he's just saying peeeoooowww)

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簡單的計畫 = A Simple Plan

Alt Text: 噢，是ZAG（急轉）nut啊 (aww, ZAGnut)

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要賺錢先不花錢 = Spend No Money To Make Money

Alt Text: 等一下，他有付你錢？(wait, you get paid?)

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我們旅程結束後再會 = We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour

Alt Text: 這搞不好是我花過最不值的3000元（美金）(That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent)

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災難醞釀的暗示 = The Gathering Storm Metaphor https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1b0kcVS_fYuDU7H73jTWjwpFKSlsSkTO6 Alt Text: 我們今天要替幾個壽星慶生！丹尼斯·納德利，「你的老闆」祝你生日快樂，並希望你準時出現在碼頭，不然你就死定了！哈哈哈(And we have some birthdays to announce today! Dennis Nedry, "Your Boss" sent you birthday wishes saying to be at the ...

CityRedFox

ARC 130. 無邊幻想：侏羅紀公園 Part 2 = Let's Imaginate Jurassic Park! part 2 譯者：紅狐恐龍趣味小知識 = Fun Dinosaur Facts https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1LoIoZgkVggHbIF0JhcdRM5_asRE5PNoL Alt Text: 而且，這裡面大部分的恐龍都是生活在白堊紀的，為什麼要叫侏羅紀公園啊(and why is it called jurassic park if most of the dinosaurs are from the cretaceous peri...

CityRedFox

第12年結束 = End of Year Twelve

Alt Text: 以這個點作為一年結束的漫畫是很奇怪，但你要想想：我很累 (this is a very weird place to end a comic year, but consider: i am very tired)

CityRedFox

每個選項都是下策 = Every Option Is Bad

Alt Text: 快點，在這場一看就知道非黑即白的爭執中你站哪邊 (come on which side of this completely binary argument are you on)

CityRedFox

晚餐劇場 = Dinner Theater

Alt Text: 聽著，如果進化是為了讓我們能使用科學，那我們出生時手裡都應該拿著燒杯才對 (look if evolution meant for us to use science we'd have been born with beakers for hands)

CityRedFox

開吃 = Dining In

Alt Text: 我有些海草 (I got some seaweed)
電影裡出現迅猛龍其實應該是「伶盜龍」，當初電影的翻譯錯了，但由於電影的高知名度，反而使「迅猛龍」這個詞在中文圈比較為人所知（另一方面可能也是因為迅猛龍聽起來比較厲害）

CityRedFox

科學方法 = Scientific Method

Alt Text: 「這是什麼品種」這是要你命猛龍，我知道這聽起來可能很恐怖不過… ("What species is this?" It's a killyousaurus. Listen I know that MIGHT sound bad BUT...)

CityRedFox

出奇不能吃的蛋 = The Incredible Inedible Egg

Alt Text: 那個不是…呃，恐龍的聲音嗎 (isn't that the sound that um, dinos make)

CityRedFox

電視的魔法 = The Magic Of Television

Alt Text: 科幻片前後矛盾？開玩笑吧你(inconsistencies in a science fiction movie? surely you jest)
當年的侏羅紀公園是拿青蛙當作複製材料，但近年的研究顯示恐龍與鳥類的關係或許比較近

CityRedFox

我能給你看一個侏羅紀世界 = I Can Show You The Jurassic World

Alt Text: 葡萄在用雷射光碟播放東西，雷射光碟上什麼都更好。雷射光碟能發生什麼事呢？雷射光碟！(Grape's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc? Laserdisc!)

CityRedFox

壯闊 = Majestic

Alt Text: 吼得越大聲，感覺就越壯觀(the louder you scream the more majestic it becomes)
這一幕請自行帶入侏羅紀公園的主題曲，最好像花生一樣吼出來

CityRedFox

模擬搭乘直昇機 = Simulated Helicopter Ride

Alt Text: 請一邊讀一邊發出這個聲音：霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍(make this noise while reading: chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop)

CityRedFox

很好笑 = It’s Hilarious

Alt Text: 那就是哈蒙德最大的錯，沒給我買甜點 (That was Hammond's mistake. Not buying me dessert.)

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冰櫃奇兵 = Raiders Of The Fridge

Alt Text: 所以嘛，我們都看過這個段子的標題了，何必那麼保守 (look we all saw the title of this flick so what's the point of this coyness)

CityRedFox

史前戰慄 = Prehistoric Terror

Alt Text: 奧莉芙像她媽媽一樣演得很用力 (olive plays hard like her mom)

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社會諷刺 = Social Commentary

Alt Text: 怎麼好像錢已經再也買不到任何東西了 (it's almost like money can't buy ANYTHING anymore)

CityRedFox

深藏的寶藏 = Buried Treasure

Alt Text: 別直視法櫃！(don't look directly at the ark!)

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ARC 129. 無邊幻想：侏羅紀公園 = Let's Imaginate Jurassic Park!
譯者：紅狐

三人成行 = Three’s Company

Alt Text: 你知道，被美洲獅吃掉的機率是很小的(the chances of being eaten by a cougar you know is very small)

CityRedFox

眼罩你 = Patch Job

Alt Text: 尼克毛瑞(nick furry)

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針對你 = Needling You

Alt Text: *蒙哥，暈倒在地，卡里在他頭上* 真不夠看，這根本連麻醉針都不是！(*mungo, passed out, Kari hovering over him* You amateur, that's not even a tranq dart!)

CityRedFox

分外眼紅 = Seeing Red

Alt Text: 一樣東西都沒替我買(not getting anything for ME)

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追電視 = TV Binging

Alt Text: 你連你有沒有吃過午餐都不會知道，或者它跑到哪裡去了(YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOU HAD LUNCH, OR WHERE IT IS)

CityRedFox

員工評鑑 = Employee Review

Alt Text: 如果是那樣的話，我否認一切問題，也不相信我們櫥窗上噴的那塊塗鴉(in that case, I deny everything and don't believe the graffiti spraypainted on our front window)

CityRedFox

得到力量的小孩 = The Babe With The Power

Alt Text: 無窮的力量 *啪滋滋* 噢…(UNLIMITED POWER *bzzzzt* ow...)

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淅瀝嘩啦 = Splish Splash

Alt Text: 不知道耶，爸，也許浴缸旁的密封漏水了(I dunno, dad, maybe the seal around the tub leaks)

CityRedFox

空氣瀰漫著什麼 = Something In The Air

Alt Text: 我們試過那種掃地機器人，但它們後來就抗議不幹了(we tried one of those roombas but they quit in protest)

CityRedFox

滿足你的渴望 = Satiate Your Hunger

Alt Text: 你知道有句話是這麼說的，貓在搖籃與銀匙一起(you know what they say, the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon)
今天的Alt是一句歌詞，Cat's Cradle其實還可以指花繩

CityRedFox

搞砸派對者 = Party Pooper

Alt Text: 卡里沙：喔，沒關係的*拿三明治在她鼻子前面晃*(Karishad: Oh it's fine *waves sandwich over her nose*)

CityRedFox

驚人的揭露 = Shocking Reveal

Alt Text: 未完但大概沒後續(to probably never be continued)

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正是斑斑會做的事 = Exactly What Spot Would Have Done

Alt Text: 你就抬頭然後大喊：「救救我們！」…然後我會往下看，小聲說：「好」 (you'll look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "kay.")

CityRedFox

把我變成蠑螈算了 = Well Turn Me Into A Newt

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那誰是車 = Then Who Was Car

Alt Text: 接下來50則漫畫都是他們在自問自答上一篇漫畫的內容 (The next fifty comics is just them lampshading the previous comic)

CityRedFox

看來是個給實習生的工作 = This Looks Like A Job For The Intern

Alt Text: 那聽起來像是你的車 (that sounded like YOUR car)

CityRedFox

超級偽裝 = Super Camouflage https://drive.google.com/uc?id=19OG2mQzx0-v3dO_wNakJN1IuJKIJRTmR Alt Text: 除非有誰是我忘記了的，而他的超能力是讓我們每次看到他就會忘記，但那也未免太蠢又拐彎抹角了吧 (unless there's someone I'm forgetting, and his superpower is to make us forget every time we look at him, but that'd be extremely silly and convoluted)

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