Housepets!

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Okay, one more death joke and I'm gonna kill you all.

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You know fir grows on trees, yes?

From the comic "The World of Vicki Fox":

Vicki: "No...not this one...nope...nah...negative...won't do...ewww no...nay...."
Zephy: "Pickin' your no's, eh?"

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Okay, that is WAY too complex for what I was talking about! :shock: Mine was more like a luchador thing: mask and gloves resembling those of a scorpion, plus attached stinger. Like one of Spiderman's many nemesis? Not so green, and covering more of the mouth, I think, but yeah, sort of, I guess....

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Okay, that is WAY too complex for what I was talking about!

Mine was more like a luchador thing: mask and gloves resembling those of a scorpion, plus attached stinger.

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Okay, I see I need to be blunt, my apologies for not making myself clear before:

What did his costume look like?

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Silly Zealot wrote:You want to be like The Rock in the Mummy 2, maybe?

Not sure I know what you mean, as I have not seen that movie.

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I don't know if this is off-topic, but how many here dress up as whatever scares you the most at Halloween? I don't, but maybe I should. One night I had a nightmare about scorpions, and then I saw a real one at the museum--and for some reason the idea popped into my head of wearing a scorpion costum...

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Sounds like Inception. I cannot say whether or not it is like Inception, since I have never seen that film, but it sounds like it. So it is a Honey story, eh? Geeze, three stories in a row! You are on fire ChewyChewy! I have never seen it either. I hope it will be, I don't want her to be left out. ...

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EDIT: I'm deleting my Honey and Vanilla Cake stories both to cut ties with this forum completely and because I don't want their existence here to jeopardize possible publication of them in the future.

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I'm lost.

Excuse me while I go look for myself in updock.

*waits for it*

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yehoshua wrote:I scare people all the time like that because I tend to not make any noise while walking, it's a gift.

A gift you and me both share, brother.

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Argent wrote:
ChewyChewy wrote:That's going to make things awkward for King
Which is different from every other arc how?

Hardy har.

Point.

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Also not mine, but here's a good one: Quite a number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven's Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims... Now at this point, you must understand two things. 1. There's a quite long segment in this symphony where the bass violins don't have a thing to do....

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just make sure it's cooked all the way through. It could give you the trots. (a poop joke and a pun. only the highest caliber comedy) What a fine choice of words you've chosen. "Loads gun" Highest caliber comedy indeed! This isn't mine, but.... Rob Petrie said of his boss Alan Brady: &quo...

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Sorrow: I think I really MIGHT be afraid to be happy, out of fear someone or something will take it away... Sorrow: Guilt. Please try to remember that there's a reason happiness is desirable over unhappiness. Unhappiness is inevitable in this life but that doesn't mean you can't have happiness to o...

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The question is, will there BE any puppies at all? We haven't seen any such thing except with the wolves. So, to make sure I got this straight--that's Fox's owner, yes? That's going to make things awkward for King, and I hope that means he's going to 'fess up to him--unless part of the reason King h...

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Don't you just hate it when you're talking to the person you kind of have a crush on and you make a total idiot of yourself? Can I just like, have some sort of ability to not have to stick my foot in my mouth every ten minutes? Stop getting hit in the knee with a hammer? :? Seriously, though, I hav...

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Incredulous Sorrow: RAGH!! :( Why, without meaning any disrespect to these things, do the silly things (in the long run) mean so MUCH to me?!? Why does it have to be like this?! There's no rhyme or reason to this anymore!! At the same time, I want to change, but I DON'T want to! I'm terrified of it...

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Oh, hush now.

EDIT: I'm deleting my Honey and Vanilla Cake stories both to cut ties with this forum completely and because I don't want their existence here to jeopardize possible publication of them in the future.

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copper wrote:And his empire shall fall like a House of Cards...

No, the Red Queen, not the Queen of Hearts.

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Great. -_- Another year, another big dramedy arc, another cliffhanger. Why am I getting the feeling that this WON'T be the resolution in the making? :roll: I'm sorry, that sounded sulky. I'm just tired of this being cliffhung again and again and never getting where it's going. It feels like it's ne...

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I hope all goes well for him as well.

Sorry about all this.

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I'm pretty sure this isn't the Chimera's doing, but something else. Seeing as how she kinda blew the Chimera away and he wasn't expecting it. also, since I just read your first story with the Cakes, was that whole longest night thing the chimera's doing? or is there some other supernatural thing th...

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EDIT: I'm deleting my Honey and Vanilla Cake stories both to cut ties with this forum completely and because I don't want their existence here to jeopardize possible publication of them in the future.

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Had a few nightmares about scorpions last night--then saw a real scorpion at the museum today....

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Sorrow: Sometimes I feel like everyone but me speaks in a code that sounds like English but that no one taught me and so I'm the only one who doesn't understand it. :( Also, schedule mismatches FTL! :( That's part of your condition. It helps to find people who are good at "translating." T...

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Joy: GREAT Liturgy today!

Sorrow: Sometimes I feel like everyone but me speaks in a code that sounds like English but that no one taught me and so I'm the only one who doesn't understand it.

Also, schedule mismatches FTL!

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Joy: the song "Pennsylvania 6-5000", especially played by Bobby Benson's Baby Band on "The Muppet Show".

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IceKitsune wrote: Well its true Math is hard

Oh, it is NOT.

It's the easiest thing in the world--there's only one right answer and anything else is wrong.

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Glad to hear you're not sick anymore! :D Sorrow: I don't have a qualified pathologist to diagnose me, but here's my own diagnosis of myself.... :( I'm a coward, and because of this I have a subconscious desire to control things, so I don't feel out of control. Because of this I have a penchant for t...

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RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:heh, I take it this is based on your comment in the chat thread the other day. fun.

Actually, no, it isn't, but thanks for reminding me of that....

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EDIT: I'm deleting my Honey and Vanilla Cake stories both to cut ties with this forum completely and because I don't want their existence here to jeopardize possible publication of them in the future.

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lasthunter wrote:and so the date begins........

day 1.

(I knew I shouldn't have bothered.... -_- Vanilla's a girl.)

Creatures of the niiiiiiiiight....

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FREE!! FR--ah, still colorblind, phooey....

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Sleet wrote:For what it's worth, I'm not actually offended or anything.

Well, good.

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Have you noticed that most bullies were themselves bullied?

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Hey, everyone, please leave Sleet alone.

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Sorrow: I keep having nightmares.

My dreams are either nightmares or they're neutral, not usually good dreams.

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Just to give an alternative position.... School uniforms? Why not? There's so much conformity in the education system as we currently have it anyway, why not have it extend to clothing? It would at least be consistent, and honest. Anyway, people dress up for other occasions, and for work. Some flexi...

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The declaration made in the sentence you're reading is false.

(Think about that for a minute....)

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