Housepets!

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Granted, no one knows who they are and they get sued because someone else made a similar song already.

I wish to understand other people's beliefs.

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You get confusion because I have no idea what that is.

I insert this. Do you get it yet?

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You get a mole of pencils.

I insert a polar bear, mountain dew, and paintballs.
Get the reference already.

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Granted, it makes them grow exponentially, and they are crushed under their own weight.

I wish for explanations.

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I surrender!

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this will end well...

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Wait... what did pete do?

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SuperStar wrote:(oooh! Like Elder Scrolls!?)

No, like D&D.

I teleport you, but don't turn you back into matter.

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SuperStar wrote:Granted, the world is altered so that it actually does exist.

I don't understand.

Granted, they are rotten.

I wish for unsatisfying endings.

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You get a gold shaped fish.

I insert a polar bear and mountain dew.

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Meteor swarm.
Soul Bind so you can't come back.

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TUAM is always posting in forum games.

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Granted, no one responds when 5 million people join a new religion. This religion's holy book consists of "KILL EVERYTHING."

I wish for people to stop denying global warming exists.

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You get a nyckelharpa.

I insert OBSCURE NERD REFERENCE!

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Has this ever seemed... futile?

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Maybe all the mortals will become immortal!
Oh god.
Karishad as a celestial.

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Where did Tulip come from?
Was she in a previous update?
And what happened to the camera kitten?

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Granted, no one eats, they just give it to others.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

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TUAM has 381 on his name for unexplained reasons!

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I teleport the world's cutest puppy
into your skull.

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Waddiwasi!
If that fails, fork bomb!

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All the celestials are showing up...
There's gonna be a teenage whale in the next update.

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TUAM thinks that miles' cubs are grapenut champions.

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Granted, he is immediately killed off.

I wish for memory.

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Who is blizzard?

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TUAM posts on MvM 3 with drake.

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GRATUITOUS UNESSECARY VIOLENCE
PERFORMED WITH: spoons, computer mice,
micrometers, and C02 powerlets.

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What does surea mean?

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Granted, it is one planck length wide.

I wish for explanations.

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Revenge is a dish best served with 1d6 cold damage.
-Rich Burlew

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Which ea game company ea is ea the worst EA?

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*reads signature*... yes sir Mr. Johnson.

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Karl wrote:They're cute.
Let's ship them!

WHY KARL
WHY IN BAHMUTS NAME
Joking aside, this will be interesting...

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What about webcomics?
Maxwell reminds me of Black Hat.
Kevin seems a lot like Shlock, in that violence (of varying levels) solves everything.
Darryl also seems Shlocky, as they both eat A LOT...
Pete is very similar to Petey.

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Um....
If it's voodoo zombies, Dispel Magic.
If it's just really angry people, Calm Emotions.
And again, Implosion.

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