Housepets!

It really is worth it in the long run! Broken bones heal and injuries fade in time, but back to the point!

Scientists do find a cure for all disease; it is death.

I feel so morbid! I wish I would cheer up!

Wish granted, fun is no longer painful! However, since nothing bad can happen, activities such as skydiving and parachuting become mundane. Soon this happen across the entire spectrum of hobbies and fun no longer ceases to exist! I wish for injuries to heal faster (ironically, I have injured myself ...

The economy skyrockets, the world starts doing better, poverty ceases to exist, third world countries start to pay off their debts, global realtions start to improve - everything seems better! But then North Korea launches a nuclear warhead using their newfound wealth :shock: I wish I could kickflip...

You concentrate on a car passing by. However, you concentrate so much that it blows up and bursts into flames! Luckily the driver is fine, but he gives you the bill (the car was a Lexus )

I wish that I was president of the United States (even though I'm a UK citizen )

I don't, but I wish something for you instead. I wish Mirror would spend hours of his or her life on these forum games. :twisted: They do and find a secret hack that allows them to access your account and do crazy things such as change your location :o Or your profile picture (ooh, scary! Not.) I w...

Those 2 previous sugestions would've been that much funnier if they happened at the same time!... ...In a tiny car ;) Oh no! The craze has sucked us in! Ah well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Get a bunch of plastic tubes and create a hamster run through the interior. 'Say it!' 'I just can't, it'...

Battle of the Bands anyone?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIRNdveLnJI&feature=avmsc2 ~I don't belong here, We gotta move on dear, Escape from this Afterlife~ Yes!! Avenged Sevenfold fan found! They are one of my all time favourite bands and I own the majority of their CD's. I'm also going to see them in their Autumn tour...

The people demand more Grape! Seriously, it's been a few arcs ago that she got any real mention (the slot in the party was good, but pretty minimal). And how about some more of the Fido story? Wait! Both characters were shown at the party! Is this a sign of some clever forshadowing, placed subtlely ...

Lol dude we should start an online band or something lol. Good idea! The musicians in my area are either already in bands or not dedicated enough to be in one (lazy sons-a-bi...) The virtual band thing is pretty popular on YouTube at the minute, maybe we should grab a vocalist and a drummer and upl...

I am going to tell Peanut. No, don't do it, Grape is going to kill you AND him! And then she'll escape to Mexico! Maxwell: "Heeey Grape... where you going with that gun in your hand?" Grape: "I'm going down to shoot my old friend." (Reference to this ) Gotta love that song. 'Hee...

Granted, but the Genie has bad hearing and thinks you said CRATEivity and all you can think about is crates!

I wish for a swimming pool filled with cola.

From the username, I'd say my primary instrument is pretty obvious... I'm a self-taught bassist, but I am currently having lessons. I've been playing for a year and a half, but know a few cool techniques now like slap. I also dabble with guitar (acoustic and electric), piano and a little drums. Seri...

Disguise your passager's forearm to look like it has been cut off. Then pull alongside pedestrians and ask them if they could lend you a hand

Terrible joke 0.o

A few facts from what I remember... Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Every night, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris Some kids wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Some fear Death; Death fears Chuck Norris Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it'd ...

Thank you Rick Griffin. Thank you for creating this website and your ingenious comic strip. Thank you for rekindling my love of art and creativity through both the character of Peanut and the way that every panel is full of detail and perfect in accuracy. Thank you for helping me through a rough pat...