Housepets!

"So... what are YOU doing tonight?"

"To surf a wave you've gotta be brave - I doubt if I could do it.
I reckon instead I'd fall on my head and go not over the wave but through it."
Just a little poem I wrote.

I've never been surfing.

WWTLTY spilled your food?

Oooh moving shinies! *Must. Resist. Urge. To. Chase*

Neither the Emu nor the Kangaroo can move backwards. Hence the reason they are on the Australian coat of arms.

About a year ago. I had to scrape bits of perished washer out of the pipe.

WWTLTY got grossed out?

Granted. But you move to Queensland.
I wish ferrets were legal in Queensland!

*Jumps off cliff*
*Realises I forgot to grab hang glider first*
I drop myself.

"Who's there? Who said that???"

EDIT: Dang it, Argent! That's 3 times tonight!

"You just gotta be quicker.

"

Granted. But you get drunker than Keene.
I wish for a pet ferret.

EDIT: Dang it, Argent! Stop beating me to the post!

Granted but the coffee is so strong it melts a hole in the bottom of the pot.

I wish for a pet ferret.

"Seriously? You eat your peas with honey?"

Never.
WWTLTY bounced on the bed?

Argent wrote:To be fair, Jack's probably pretty dry after marking his receipts.

True, dat.

*Calculates the forse, speed and trajectory of the landing*

I drop a calculator.

Granted. But the police bust you for stealing it and send you to gaol.

I wish for FOOD!

"'Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire'
...... Oh wait, we already did that."

lasthunter wrote:when i had to explain to the rest of my class how the human reproductive system works.....god that was bad why didn't i get the nerves or the skin.......

BAHAHA I can only imagine!

Last time I played a game: about 2 hours ago. It was Hearts - the one preloaded on the computer.

WWTLTY faceplanted?

Granted. But the ghosts are all Casper's offspring and as such are all very friendly.
Can ghosts even have offspring?

I wish to know.

"No smoking? LOL JKS!"

You get an electric shock.

I insert a mouse.

There is no such thing as cold, merely the absence of heat/energy.

And oh yeah,
WOOT! 200th reply on this thread!

The only word which is consistantly spelled incorrectly is "incorrectly".

Never, really.

WWTLTY embarrassed yourself during a speech?

You get the classic arcade game "Centipede"

I insert a quarter.

There are now 197 replies to this thread.
Er.. Make that 198.

You get Sergeant Ralph and Fido.

I insert a brick.

Granted but it constantly malfunctions.

I wish for an IQ of 309.

Couple of months back. I punched my mattress.

WWTLTY got bitten by an animal?

"I can't believe you just said that.

"

You get a sewer rat.

I insert a chocolate cake.

Granted. But the world is destroyed so you spend eternity floating around freezing and alone in space.

I wish I could talk to animals.

If an elephant had the metabolic rate of a mouse you could fry an egg on its skin.
If a mouse had the metabolic rate of an elephant it would need so much fur to keep warm enough that it would be the size of an elephant.

*cough cough* "I can't find anything in this smog!"

I eat the moon-sized jawbreaker with a star-sized jaw.

I drop the planet-sized wrapper from the moon-sized jawbreaker.

lasthunter wrote: dance puny humans DANCE!!!

Uh...I'm a rabbit...

Granted but they're broken zippers.

I wish for more sleep.

lasthunter wrote:i never heard of that......

Really? It's only the most iconic spread to come out of Australia. I love it!

lasthunter wrote:WWTLTY were curious about what dog food tastes like.

Never. Although one of my sisters did once trick the other into trying some.

WWTLTY played fetch with a dog?

You get a conflagration.

I insert a fire extinguisher.

Just a thought: where is Jack going to carry his wallet when he pays the fine? He has no collar or clothes and he'd be a mite inconvenienced if he carried it in his paw. zit'd get all wet and gross in his mouth. So where will he put it?

My guess is that Jack has it balanced between his hip and the fence. He has skills.

*shares them on this forum*

I drop a shipfull of lettuces.

"HAIR IN MY EYES!"

Ah right. I haven't read that arc in a while. Thanks. =)

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