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Mettlebird

Sorrow: Someone who I thought was one of my best friends has just hurt me more than I thought humanly possible. I can't believe how much I'm hurting right now. I'm trying not to sob. He totally crushed me about one of my best friend's deaths. I haven't been this upset since she actually died. I hop...

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*waves to Elby, as well* :3

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Sorrow: I did something stupid. :/

Joy: I've done what I can to fix it, and I'm ready to move on.

Joy: I'm in a really good mood, surprisingly.

Sorrow: I'm getting weird twitches... O.o

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Sorrow: This year started in a very boring fashion. Not for some 3,000 hotel guests in New York City who got locked out of there rooms for four hours until three in the morning because the computers glitched. :3 Joy: The humor that involves how we can't program our computers to deal with the changi...

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No, no, no. And for that you shall be bricked! *Bricks KJO* *bricked* So guys, I got myself two glass bottles of Coca Cola, I plan on printing Nuka Cola labels and making myself Nuka Cola. Should I do anything with the bottlecap? Like add a Nuka Cola label? I am such a nerd, I love it. Put it on on...

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Really!?

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I am a genderless 8 foot squirrel with 17 tails, my people are an advanced race far beyond you humans. However in my disguise I am a male. That is all. Lolwut Anyways, I'm a red fox. I'm a male. ...I don't know how to top that. ...my tail is very fluffy? I have striking blue eyes? ...Half the time ...

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yehoshua wrote:I am going to take a wild guess and say that she qualifies either as a. Crazy aunt. Or b. Aunt that uses too much perfume.

Crazy aunt. She thinks she knows everything. XD

Joy: I beat the second boss in the Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword.

Sorrow: My shoulder huuuuuuurrrrrts. I need surgery on it.

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Joy: I am totally recovered from my depression and hurt. Sorrow: On the verge of a severe anxiety attack xD Don't know why, but I'll be totally fine in maybe five or ten minutes. Joy: I've learned how to get myself out of anxiety attacks very quickly. Funny sorrow: My aunt was all in my face trying...

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Joy: I drank this special herbal stress-relief tea, and I'm feeling significantly better. Joy: I'm not so down right now, and I feel much, much better. Sorrow: So sleepy... Joy: My cat has a new nickname. Puddin,' because she's fat. Sorrow: I'm unable to eat even a half of a plate full of food. Jus...

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Sorrow: My depression keeps getting worse... I'm going to need a lot of support through this, it's my worst one yet... I feel so hopeless and lost... I have no motivation to even get out of bed half the time... I feel so empty and broken... I'm getting into arguments with my parents because I can't...

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Sorrow: I feel all depressed lately. Worst holiday season ever for me. Joy: I'm donating all of the money I got for Christmas to my church to try and make up for what they lost. I don't need it, I'd only spend it on luxuries. My family at church is far more important than silly things like iTunes g...

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But fell off a...?

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What the cuss sorrow: Thieves cussing stole the entire Christmas offering from my church!!! What the CUSS????? Holy bad word! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS CRAP??? They took over $20,000!!!!! What. The. Cuss. D:< ...who could do something so evil? I mean, what kind of cold-blooded, stone-hearted jerk would...

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Joy: I've moved on. I just needed some time to think it over and let out my stress. I've fully recovered, and I'm ready to keep on moving.

Sorrow: My mom is singing.

Reason for that sorrow: She can't hold a tune for her life. xD

Joy: At least she's having a good time. ...at my expense... XP

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Sorry to hear that, Mettle. I hopeyou find someone else. or your mate comes around. Sorrow: my entire family is sick. including me. I've thrown up 3 times today. T.T I highly doubt they'll come around, unfortunately. As much joy it would bring me, I don't think they'd even care. Plus I'm too hurt t...

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Sorrow: My mate broke up with me.
Sorrow: Because they didn't think it was 'real.'
Sorrow: They tried to tell me what I was feeling.
Sorrow: They'd been planning it for a week.
Sorrow: Totally heartbroken right now.

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Sorrow: My Christmas-eve party was totally ruined. We were at my aunt's, and there was a huge party like there is every year, and like every year, the sisters (referring to my aunts) drank too much. Well, my one aunt decided to go walk it off with her husband and son. Well, she tripped and fell. He...

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I'm a guy. Not that it's hard to tell.

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Ultimate Mega Joy: I'm getting the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword for Christmas!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I like the LOZ series Joy: I am so completely mega-excited for the game! Sorrow: I have to wait. :'3 Joy: Only two da...

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Joy: WOOT CHRISTMAS BREAK! Sorrow: There is this really annoying girl in most of my classes who constantly harasses me for being a Christian. She succeeded in making me lose my temper for the first time in a good long while. I told her off for harassing me constantly. Not bad, but I still told her ...

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TensaZangetsu wrote:
Mettlebird wrote:I HAVE bifocals.
Those don't look like bifocals
Mine are way thicker, and bigger

You should see mine. They go from being very slim, the lenses, to being about three tenths of an inch or slightly more thick.
(muscle deficiency in my eyes, the shape of the lenses holds them in place.)

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I'm not worked up, Tensa I'm just expressing my opinion. It takes quite a bit to get me worked up. >.<

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I believe the MLP community has been approached by MTV before. They act all friendly and like they'll make a positive impression, and then they make crap. It happens to furries all the time. On the show My Strange Addiction, they totally painted up the fandom as a bunch of psycho-loons who wear fur...

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Posting this for TensaZangetsu:

(he's unable to post pictures)

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I HAVE bifocals.

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TensaZangetsu wrote:Why is it almost everyone I know wears glasses or contacts

Because we are planning to take over the world with our poor eyesight.

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Joy: My little sister! She's my favorite person in the whole world! I love her to death!!! I'm gonna get to see her on Christmas~~~ (we don't live together.) Joy: CHRISTMAS. IT'S AROUND THE CORNER! ...if only I didn't have a phobia of turning corners... xP Joy: Tomorrow is mah last day of skool for...

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This is me and my loveable little sister~~ I ADORE HER!!!! http://i42.tinypic.com/16c9hly.jpg GET THIS: We're not blood related. HOW DO WE LOOK SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER!?!? Note: I've lost about twenty pounds since then. xD http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j409/Leafolawl/DSC_0012.jpg?t=1324414475...

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I haz a sword, and I'm epic. BACK OFF. >:3

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I like the LOZ series more than any other games. :3 I find most other video games (BESIDES MINECRAFT) to be...not up to par to my tastes. I much prefer third-person view dungeon-style RPG like the LOZ series (excluding Link's Crossbow Training') has always been. I simply love the series as a whole!...

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All I can say is this:

...Snuggies are...weird.

AND HWHAT!?!? A FACESNUGGER!?!?

...I would totally buy one of those, then walk up behind my friend and put it over his head and tell him to give me his phone and wallet. xD

(we prank each other all the time.)

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Joooyyyyy: My mate finally texted me last night~~~

Joy: We've been talking pretty much non-stop since then. It's great!!

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Sorrow: So called scary movie was not scary. (No, it was not 'Scary Movie.')

Sorrow: Didn't go to school today. Got some weird sickness going on. >.>

Joy: I feel squee. (not because I didn't go to school. That was the sorrow.)

Joy: I get to talk to my mate later!

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True! Especially oatmeal raisin cookies!

The user below me has a phobia of wide, open spaces and turning corners

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You heard him.

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I'MA NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I will call upon the power of Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick me back to my correct time.

What would you do if you were caught in a wormhole and transported to another dimension directly after the roundhouse kick, because Chuck Norris somehow hit you at the slightest bit of a wrong angle?

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No, the parents harp on me about it when I forget to put it back in. XD

Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?

...while going DOWN them?

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Is one of mah best buddies! :3

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