Housepets!

Private Elliot

It's a yes. I just don't really tell anyone.

Private Elliot

Funnily enough, that happened yesterday to me. Luckily, I was able to fend it off with stringy cheese.

My life is boring, you see.

Private Elliot

Go to page 50 if you'd wish to agree, go to page 23 if you disagree. Go to page 62 if you're reading this because you forgot your book at home, and you're in class.

Private Elliot

That is basically true.

Pfft, forth person is too mainstream. 1st person is where it's at.

At least Ty isn't talking about his... giraffe thing.

Private Elliot

Methinks referring to one's self in the third person is quite humorous at times, Elly says with a straight face.

And by straight face Elly means

Private Elliot

Okay, fine, do your homework first. Then it's off to bed!

Zukio wrote: Why, the secret is not that bad is it?

Think of it like a Noodle Incident.

Private Elliot

Seth wrote:then who the heck were the guy with the beard and the portly woman I used to live with?

HEH HEH IT'S TIME FOR BED NOW SETH, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, heh ha!

Laughing nervously? Me? Nooo.

Private Elliot

FREE AGAIN.

Don't be silly. I, am everyone. Thus, I am you. As well as your father, and mother.

WAit that's actually sort of disturbing, pretend I didn't say that.

Private Elliot

NO WAIT STOP I NEED TO DO SOME QUICK SHIP TEASES.

Private Elliot

Crap, I've been found out!

But yeah, I pretty much run things around here, even though no one really knows me. Rick just takes all the credit. What a meanie head.

Private Elliot

Sure, have some bacon.

(Also, all I did was type it in all caps, I Didn't change the size at all, silly.)

Private Elliot

hpyer ur a meanie [/satire]

Spell you correctly and I just might, even though I was talking to Pea.

Private Elliot

I shall not. I follow orders. FROM THIS MOMENT, I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!

Whoever gets that, and I expect people to, gets a slice of bacon.

Private Elliot

Since it was typed in gold, it's a word now.

NO I WANT YOU TO TALK IN ALTERNATING PINK AND PURPLE TEXT.

Private Elliot

Elly is the incredibly cute golden retriever who seldom visits.

Which is totally not a nickname of someone named Elliot, no sir.

Private Elliot

Friends made a meme out of a picture they found of me... http://mob639.photobucket.com/albums/uu117/czerw/Ha-ha-ha-What-a-story-Mark.jpg I don't think it even has Apple support yet. Knowing Macs, it'd probably explode. Also Diss, new color? He's simply obeying the rules of the Elly page. Everything...

Private Elliot

Extra, if you have a okay computer, buy it. Seriously. Do it. Now. GET OUT YOUR WALLET/CREDITCARD AND BUY IT.

I see Sleet is obeying the rules of the Elly page. Just don't send me a Steam message, since I'm betting 5 fake dollars that the BEEP would scare me.

Private Elliot

Yes, I myself am a furry, but I guess I don't really act like it unless the person I'm talking to is one. Since furries are somewhat hated on sight because of stereotypes most of the time, I don't exactly say I am.

Private Elliot

If he allows me to, I'll make sure of doing so.

Now I'm going to play a scary game in the dark and probably scream like a girl a few times.

Yes, I am quite the manly man.

Private Elliot

Hello new people and all that. You probably won't see me here at all, but if you do, congrats to you. Give yourself an achievement.

Private Elliot

I don't really know what you're talking about. Plants and time travel.

Private Elliot

Extra, you have a very interesting siggy.

Private Elliot

I don't smile often either. Which is weird, because I'm actually a pretty optimistic person. Most of the time, anyway.

I could draw a face on you, though I'd probably make your eyes too far apart on accident because I'm such a great artist.

Private Elliot

You sound stressed.

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure he/she doesn't want me to tell anyone. No offence, but I don't exactly want to tell anyone if that's the case.

Private Elliot

But every fox I met gave off the air of untrustworthy. Maybe I'm just paranoid around things with claws. That's probably it.

Pea has a face that has tons of reaction images on it. Calling it right now.

This is now an Elly page. Everything must now be golden.

Private Elliot

Talking about a mod behind its back is so fun.

Not like there could be any bad outcomes of this.

Private Elliot

I'm not going to share it. It's against the rules. Sorry, but I don't want an arctic fox mauling me.

Cute avatar, Id, though.

Private Elliot

I think in Mass Effect 3, spacebar is the best thing they ever let you do.

Private Elliot

Anyway, Hyper, for some reason, your avatar gives me the emotion of familiarization, as if I know where it's from for some reason.

But if anyone else wants to suddenly change the subject, he or she, or even it, can.

Private Elliot

Yes, Id. It's not hard. But anyways, Psy,that picture is actually pretty accurate on how I look.

Private Elliot

Sleet's gender isn't really hard to figure out if you know what to do.
but anyway, I knew what he somewhat referenced.

Not sharing a picture of me because I'm Internet safe.

Private Elliot

What.
Sleet stop being confusing.

Private Elliot

NOOOO *BREATHE* NOOOO

Okay sorry about that. Star Wars is cool.

Private Elliot

I didn't know I could drive. Huh. Well if I drive as good as I do in games, you guys may want to take cover.

Private Elliot

POnies are like a illness: it spreads to everything, and likes to ruin things. But that's just my opinion.
Psy, please stop hugging my face. I can't see.
And no, not really Brent. I much prefer the Homestuck thread on a different forum. No offence.

Private Elliot

Didn't stop Diss from talking about it. Yes, I'm somewhat back. Thought I'd stop by for a visit, check out what's going on. *Somewhat late hug.* Did you lose a bet with Psyke? And no, I didn't really know there was a Minecraft thread. To be honest I don't like MC that much. HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW I ...

Private Elliot

Hello, I am Private Elliot, and this used to be my favorite thread on this forum.
Until ponies.
I see Sleet somehow made it to Global Mod status. Why am I not surprised.

Private Elliot

Wow, I've missed a lot.

Private Elliot

Oh, yes. I've done that. Walking around with Skyrim's calm adventuring music in the background...
<3

Private Elliot

*Raises paw* I do. A lot. More so the games with a bit more... original soundtracks. What I mean by that is not 'totally' orchestrated. Not saying that's bad, but when everyone does that, it gets old. What I find original are games like Portal 2 and Half Life's. Music from the Legend of Zelda games ...

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