Housepets!

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The Helicopter is a safe vehicle

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Um... I'm using the old minecraft launcher because the new minecraft launcher isn't available to Linux yet. So, there's no such thing as Launch Options but there's a Profiles Editor. I'll look into that. EDIT: I made a new profile with version 1.13 in it and hooray! It worked! Now to have fun... If ...

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Did I forget something?

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Eh... Auto-update again and now I'm in an higher version than the server (1.13.1 > 1.13)

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For safety purposes, I've archived a long ago in https://web.archive.org the fist three pages of this thread when my avatars were still up. So if you want to take a look at my old avis, look there. Now at the moment I don't have anything new to show ^^'

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Does anyone REALLY know why is Discord doing this to myself? I mean, I dropped really hard the post counts on any forums (I could have been to 2000 if it weren't for discord) and I have a lots of Discord servers that I don't have the time to check them. Now, I'm not even that active on Discord than ...

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ACTION! *ROBOCOP blows up through the wall* "I'm here to enforce the law and, you corrupt police, you will have to give me stolen WIN and return it to their original owner." *Confiscates WIN from Welsh Halfwit* *Returns the win to tsMKG* "And you doctors, better hurry up on that surg...

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Let's see what are my chores... Mmm... Repair Welsh Halfwit's trousers

Oh, I forgot to do that! Uh? What's this thing in the floor?

*picks up WIN from the floor and examines it*

Aha! A certificate meaning that I won! Great, where I'd hide this? *gulps the WIN*

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Uh-Oh, there's electric flood there.

While avoiding the water, I plug into the vending machine a slimey television (Don't ask me how I did do that).

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Oh, hello! I'm Pueblo and I and my Mom would like to hug you all.

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HAHA, no, that will be me the one to bury him.

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Does that means we get FREE THINGS?! If yes then... *runs away with the neckless dog's scarf*

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No, your argument is invalid, silly hypnosis spiral. Ahem... Zzzz...

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We are getting this! Yes!, wait a minute... "WE"? Didn't we sign a contract that said that everything should belong to "me"?

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R-R-Reeady for thisssssssssssss???

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Greetings, my gentlemen! I'm the Wit... err... your Wizard of Oz! Now all your power are belong to us.

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Please, catch for me a bus and bring it here.

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The Vending Machine switches OFF.

I force open the turned OFF Vending Machine with a crowbar and insert a destructible wooden crate in it.

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NO! Don't do that, that will slow down you too much to the point of immobility.

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Too many letters...

Ouch...

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Uuuh... I may ask one question?

For how much is the server going to stay in 1.12.2?

Because I automatically uptadted to Minecraft 1.13 today and I've been getting this in the server list:

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I GRAB

AND I THROW

the blast radius where the nuke goes off at you, Buster.

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It explodes and now there's cream everywhere.

I put the remaining pieces of the exploded Vending Machine™ in one made out of cream soda.

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I will protect you Little Detective Mouse,

BUT ONLY FOR THIS TIME.

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You get a sack of Shell Oil.

I introduce in the Vending Machine the pearls I have stolen from the clam shells of the above user.

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I'll go faster!

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You know, I don't know *shrugs*

Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?

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You get tractor bubblegum

I insert the Monster Reborn card into the vending machine.

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I thought that by having that cyborg helmet, you would already be brave enough to fight her.

Why don't you?

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Haha, your face is silly.

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I'm the same black hole (

) that ends up absorbing the planet while gravitating towards it.

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I grab you by the legs, spin and throw you at the flaming monster.

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Just go there.

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C'mon, if it wasn't for TicoTaco, you cold have done a Z-post. It wasn't my fault.

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Uhhh... No, Miss, my head is not a beachball.

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I'm the gravity that makes the black hole fall to the void.

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I teach the rabbit how to use guns and he becomes...

Jazz Jackrabbit!

Then I proceed to drop him to the user below me, alongside with some seeker ammo and flamethrower ammo.

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